Decimus Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Ten? Fuck off. Five. Ten is acceptable. You know as well as I do that you can already bank 'likes' from Pen, Withers, Drew and The Jew. I'm not risking some disgruntled rogue element topping you up because I wished them dead six years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: I’m doing a video tonight. I bet Sam Smith’s in it (or in you you more likely). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: What do you use to wipe your shit-encrusted little cock on? Fido’s tail probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Ten is acceptable. You know as well as I do that you can already bank 'likes' from Pen, Withers, Drew and The Jew. I'm not risking some disgruntled rogue element topping you up because I wished them dead six years ago. Roops might want you dead again now. No real evidence to support the theory, but I can't get the picture of a praying mantis out of my mind when I think about the recent team up against Judge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 16 hours ago, Ape™️ said: What do you use to wipe your shit-encrusted little cock on? Your tongue 😝 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 23 minutes ago, Zev said: Your tongue 😝 Proof, as if it were needed, of what a weird little deviant you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Proof, as if it were needed, of what a weird little deviant you are. Are you having a good weekend mate? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 19 hours ago, Decimus said: Ten is acceptable. You know as well as I do that you can already bank 'likes' from Pen, Withers, Drew and The Jew. I'm not risking some disgruntled rogue element topping you up because I wished them dead six years ago. You can see me in one of those olives 🫒 https://ibb.co/NSNr2Yg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, Frank said: You can see me in one of those olives 🫒 https://ibb.co/NSNr2Yg Do you mean a reflection, or are you actually inside an olive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: weird little deviant You're the cunt with a brown tongue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 23 minutes ago, Frank said: You can see me in one of those olives 🫒 https://ibb.co/NSNr2Yg Where’s the video? The wife bought popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Zev said: You're the cunt with a brown tongue! I don’t know, Zev. I can only tell you that I’m bored of dining out alone. When you deal with morons every day of the week, the last thing you want is another fucking monkey (@Wolfie) joining you for dinner. However, I’d give my right arm for the following table for four… Decs, DC, EC, and Pen.. and my long lost pal LCS as sommelier. Edited September 16, 2023 by Frank No Withers. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 17 minutes ago, Frank said: I don’t know, Zev. I can only tell you that I’m bored of dining alone. When you deal with morons every day of the week, the last thing you want is another fucking monkey (@Wolfie) joining you for dinner. However, I’d give my right arm for the following table for four… Decs, DC, EC, and Pen.. and my long lost pal LCS as sommelier. I notice you've edited my name into your original comment, you fishing little wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I notice you've edited my name into your original comment, you fishing little wanker. Well observed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Well observed. How many olives are you able to fit up your arse, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: How many olives are you able to fit up your arse, Frank? Lots. Probably about as many as the number of times LCS took you to pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: How many olives are you able to fit up your arse, Frank? How many Oliver's are you able to fit up yours. Ape won't like the thought of other men's cocks in your arse but, be honest for once in your depressing fucking existence. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 Just now, Frank said: Lots. Probably about as many as LCS took you to pieces. What? This doesn't make any sense. By the time I reply, I'll wager you've edited it. Electric Boogaloo? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: How many Oliver's are you able to fit up yours. Ape won't like the thought of other men's cocks in your arse but, be honest for once in your depressing fucking existence. And there it is - the last vaguely coherent post from TalkBollox this evening, as the white cider takes full hold again. It’s clear from the nonsensical content of this post that he’s been ‘on it’ for a few hours already, but now the real drinking begins in earnest. Hope he manages to regain consciousness in the morning, with enough time left to wash all his towels to his exacting standards. Fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I don’t know, Zev. I can only tell you that I’m bored of dining out alone. When you deal with morons every day of the week, the last thing you want is another fucking monkey (@Wolfie) joining you for dinner. However, I’d give my right arm for the following table for four… Decs, DC, EC, and Pen.. and my long lost pal LCS as sommelier. I don't hold with dogs being allowed at the table. You know The Red Lion in Cromer of course? They allow it and an old English sheepdog wearing a nappy once brazenly took a steak off of my plate. Does your dog do tricks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 39 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: How many Oliver's are you able to fit up yours. Ape won't like the thought of other men's cocks in your arse but, be honest for once in your depressing fucking existence. Oliver's what, dickhead? Why the possessive, when you meant plural in a feeble attempt at an insult? Have you been gazing at the Thatcher's logo for the past five fucking hours? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 38 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't hold with dogs being allowed at the table. You know The Red Lion in Cromer of course? They allow it and an old English sheepdog wearing a nappy once brazenly took a steak off of my plate. Does your dog do tricks? I'll be watching Dispatches on 4 at 9pm. I don't know about you, but I would have let Russ fuck me up against a wall back in the day.. and I'm not a gay man! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 55 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: And there it is - the last vaguely coherent post from TalkBollox this evening, as the white cider takes full hold again. It’s clear from the nonsensical content of this post that he’s been ‘on it’ for a few hours already, but now the real drinking begins in earnest. Hope he manages to regain consciousness in the morning, with enough time left to wash all his towels to his exacting standards. Fucking idiot. I'm going to put my cock on the block here and suggest that my posts are getting you somewhat rattled, either that or the polystyrene cement fumes have got you higher than one of your toy choppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I don’t know, Zev. I can only tell you that I’m bored of dining out alone. When you deal with morons every day of the week, the last thing you want is another fucking monkey (@Wolfie) joining you for dinner. However, I’d give my right arm for the following table for four… Decs, DC, EC, and Pen.. and my long lost pal LCS as sommelier. There is a nice little cafe at Cerne Abbas that would be perfect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 36 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Oliver's what, dickhead? Why the possessive, when you meant plural in a feeble attempt at an insult? Have you been gazing at the Thatcher's logo for the past five fucking hours? Ohhh, it wasn't meant to be an insult. It was a genuine enquiry what with the obsessive affection displayed toward you by @Ape™️ I assumed you were a couple. I think pretty much every other poster and the admin share the same view. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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