Filthy towel cunts.

[Dyslexic cnut]

This ‘news’ made me baulk. So, 44% of these people that were surveyed stated that they wash their towels ONCE EVERY THREE MONTHS OR MORE! Dirty fucking cunts. I’ll bet they have to chisel them off first. This is rank and unhygienic. I’d expect it from the likes of @Cunty BigBollox as he’s pissed out of his head for three months at a time, but is there anyone on here who will cough to being so disgusting? I’m not sure that this could, in anyway, be representative of Brits as a whole and the only way that this could be explained is that the survey was conducted in Bradford. Fuck off, also.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-66735226

[ChildeHarold]

29 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

This ‘news’ made me baulk. So, 44% of these people that were surveyed stated that they wash their towels ONCE EVERY THREE MONTHS OR MORE! Dirty fucking cunts. I’ll bet they have to chisel them off first. This is rank and unhygienic. I’d expect it from the likes of @Cunty BigBollox as he’s pissed out of his head for three months at a time, but is there anyone on here who will cough to being so disgusting? I’m not sure that this could, in anyway, be representative of Brits as a whole and the only way that this could be explained is that the survey was conducted in Bradford. Fuck off, also.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-66735226

Does that apply to your sanitary towel? 

[Cunty BigBollox]

42 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

This ‘news’ made me baulk. So, 44% of these people that were surveyed stated that they wash their towels ONCE EVERY THREE MONTHS OR MORE! Dirty fucking cunts. I’ll bet they have to chisel them off first. This is rank and unhygienic. I’d expect it from the likes of @Cunty BigBollox as he’s pissed out of his head for three months at a time, but is there anyone on here who will cough to being so disgusting? I’m not sure that this could, in anyway, be representative of Brits as a whole and the only way that this could be explained is that the survey was conducted in Bradford. Fuck off, also.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-66735226

I actually wash my towels every 3 uses for bath / shower towels and every 2 days for hand towels since, if you're fucking washing properly you're only drying clean water off. Tea towels are just germ spreading rags - air dry is the way to go.

[Hammer of Cunts]

The BBC are actually wasting cash reporting this. If I had a licence, I'd be fucking cross.

[Frank]

57 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

This ‘news’ made me baulk. So, 44% of these people that were surveyed stated that they wash their towels ONCE EVERY THREE MONTHS OR MORE! Dirty fucking cunts. I’ll bet they have to chisel them off first. This is rank and unhygienic. I’d expect it from the likes of @Cunty BigBollox as he’s pissed out of his head for three months at a time, but is there anyone on here who will cough to being so disgusting? I’m not sure that this could, in anyway, be representative of Brits as a whole and the only way that this could be explained is that the survey was conducted in Bradford. Fuck off, also.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-66735226

I'll tell you what's rank, DC. Heading west this morning I stopped at Fleet services for a wee. Keen to avoid any splashback on the Margiela's, I stood back and leaned in, with left arm up against the wall for support. I looked up, and, honest to God, I froze. The ugliest bogey you could ever imagine was resting against my thumb. It was crusty and wet and fucking hairy. It's all going wrong. True.  

[and]

56 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

This ‘news’ made me baulk. So, 44% of these people that were surveyed stated that they wash their towels ONCE EVERY THREE MONTHS OR MORE! Dirty fucking cunts. I’ll bet they have to chisel them off first. This is rank and unhygienic. I’d expect it from the likes of @Cunty BigBollox as he’s pissed out of his head for three months at a time, but is there anyone on here who will cough to being so disgusting? I’m not sure that this could, in anyway, be representative of Brits as a whole and the only way that this could be explained is that the survey was conducted in Bradford. Fuck off, also.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-66735226

Do you really need a towel if you're wiping your cunt-juice-soggy cock on the curtains? 

 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

This ‘news’ made me baulk. So, 44% of these people that were surveyed stated that they wash their towels ONCE EVERY THREE MONTHS OR MORE! Dirty fucking cunts. I’ll bet they have to chisel them off first. This is rank and unhygienic. I’d expect it from the likes of @Cunty BigBollox as he’s pissed out of his head for three months at a time, but is there anyone on here who will cough to being so disgusting? I’m not sure that this could, in anyway, be representative of Brits as a whole and the only way that this could be explained is that the survey was conducted in Bradford. Fuck off, also.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-66735226

Bradford? So are these towel heads towels?

[Cunty BigBollox]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

This ‘news’ made me baulk. So, 44% of these people that were surveyed stated that they wash their towels ONCE EVERY THREE MONTHS OR MORE! Dirty fucking cunts. I’ll bet they have to chisel them off first. This is rank and unhygienic. I’d expect it from the likes of @Cunty BigBollox as he’s pissed out of his head for three months at a time, but is there anyone on here who will cough to being so disgusting? I’m not sure that this could, in anyway, be representative of Brits as a whole and the only way that this could be explained is that the survey was conducted in Bradford. Fuck off, also.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-66735226

Just throw yours in, you're fucking useless.

[ChildeHarold]

38 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I actually wash my towels every 3 uses for bath / shower towels and every 2 days for hand towels since, if you're fucking washing properly you're only drying clean water off. Tea towels are just germ spreading rags - air dry is the way to go.

Don't you wash the dog blanket with your towels? 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

I'll tell you what's rank, DC. Heading west this morning I stopped at Fleet services for a wee. Keen to avoid any splashback on the Margiela's, I stood back and leaned in, with left arm up against the wall for support. I looked up, and, honest to God, I froze. The ugliest bogey you could ever imagine was resting against my thumb. It was crusty and wet and fucking hairy. It's all going wrong. True.  

Lol, thanks for that Frank. Lol. Anymore hilarious tales from your travels Frank. Lol. 

Thanks again Frank. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I actually wash my towels every 3 uses for bath / shower towels and every 2 days for hand towels since, if you're fucking washing properly you're only drying clean water off. Tea towels are just germ spreading rags - air dry is the way to go.

You disgusting Cunt. What about the dead skin, pubes and in your case, smegma and scales? You sicken me.

[Dyslexic cnut]

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Does that apply to your sanitary towel? 

Poor, and catch rectal Ebola.

[Frank]

4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Lol, thanks for that Frank. Lol. Anymore hilarious tales from your travels Frank. Lol. 

Thanks again Frank. 

Not all of my posts are hits, raasters. That wouldn’t be human. Give me a break.. I’m second on the leaderboard! 

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

I'll tell you what's rank, DC. Heading west this morning I stopped at Fleet services for a wee. Keen to avoid any splashback on the Margiela's, I stood back and leaned in, with left arm up against the wall for support. I looked up, and, honest to God, I froze. The ugliest bogey you could ever imagine was resting against my thumb. It was crusty and wet and fucking hairy. It's all going wrong. True.  

I think you were on the A34 and had in fact stopped at Sutton Snotney. Nothing to crow about.

[Ape™️]

2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I actually wash my towels every 3 uses for bath / shower towels and every 2 days for hand towels since, if you're fucking washing properly you're only drying clean water off. Tea towels are just germ spreading rags - air dry is the way to go.

Do you? Do you really? How utterly fascinating. I’m sure your alcoholic ‘mates’ must hang on your every word when you’re reciting your little pearls of wisdom. Wanker.

[Frank]

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

I think you were on the A34 and had in fact stopped at Sutton Snotney. Nothing to crow about.

I desperately want to die DC. I really do. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

14 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Do you? Do you really? How utterly fascinating. I’m sure your alcoholic ‘mates’ must hang on your every word when you’re reciting your little pearls of wisdom. Wanker.

As a young apprentice engineer, you must have been covered in all kinds of shit in your time. Tell me, do you think swarfega, hot showers and carbolic soap break down encrusted stomach lining that this cunt regularly has to combat?

[Dyslexic cnut]

16 minutes ago, Frank said:

I desperately want to die DC. I really do. 

Do press on.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

As a young apprentice engineer, you must have been covered in all kinds of shit in your time. Tell me, do you think swarfega, hot showers and carbolic soap break down encrusted stomach lining that this cunt regularly has to combat?

I’ve heard on a couple of occasions that when RAF engineers retire, it’s customary for someone to shit in their Swarfega tub on the last day.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I actually wash my towels every 3 uses for bath / shower towels and every 2 days for hand towels since, if you're fucking washing properly you're only drying clean water off. Tea towels are just germ spreading rags - air dry is the way to go.

No partner/wife in your life to share the household jobs Big Bollock? It's no wonder no woman sticks around when you tell them you're married to the booze, is it?

[ChildeHarold]

34 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Poor, and catch rectal Ebola.

The dyslexia isn't just an avatar. 

[Frank]

16 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

No partner/wife in your life to share the household jobs Big Bollock? It's no wonder no woman sticks around when you tell them you're married to the booze, is it?

What on earth is going on in your tiny mind, raasters? All the hostility, you’ve been acting like a pleb for weeks.. months! Tell the board a funny story. Go on. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

The dyslexia isn't just an avatar. 

The avatar is a cunt who was despised by his colleagues and was lost at sea for some time. Something you should be familiar with you stupid little half-wit.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

24 minutes ago, Frank said:

What on earth is going on in your tiny mind, raasters? All the hostility, you’ve been acting like a pleb for weeks.. months! Tell the board a funny story. Go on. 

I'll respond when you use a capital R in Raasters. You need to show some respect Frank. Do you understand?

[ChildeHarold]

22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

The avatar is a cunt who was despised by his colleagues and was lost at sea for some time. Something you should be familiar with you stupid little half-wit.

You've opened my eyes. Thanks for letting me know.