Owen Farrell

[Neil]

Now it's the hard man of English rugby's turn, "ooh my mental health is suffering,boo hoo". What the fuck happened to real men? Simps and cucks are rife amongst us and the butch lezzers are taking over. I hope we don't have a 3rd world war because the sight of grown men crying into their comfort blankets whilst taking a strap on up the arse will be every fucking where. Man up you fucking pussies. 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

19 minutes ago, Neil said:

Now it's the hard man of English rugby's turn, "ooh my mental health is suffering,boo hoo". What the fuck happened to real men? Simpson and cucks are rife amongst us and the butch lezzers are taking over. I hope we don't have a 3rd world war because the sight of grown men crying into their comfort blankets whilst taking a strap on up the arse will be every fucking where. Man up you fucking pussies. 

I think this modern soft lad shite is due to lack of meat in the diet, Neil. Too many vegan, vegetarian man bun types around and a lot of gym/health obsessed wankers. You've got a point about the lesbians, after they won the Euro's, women are strutting around with a 'we can do it all attitude'. Women have forgotten and need to know their place but unfortunately too many husbands/boyfriends these days take regular kicks up the Bollocks and believe that's normal. As for mental health, I almost lost the plot ages ago but you don't hear me complaining about it today, I simply used my inner strength to help me through and now I'm on here, fully sorted and conversing with fellow fruitcakes. Lol. 

[Decimus]

Hardly a surprise, anyone who plays rugby in my opinion is a massive queer.

[Cuntybaws]

7 hours ago, Decimus said:

Hardly a surprise, anyone who plays rugby in my opinion is a massive queer.

The prosecution rests, M'Lud.

 

[and]

9 hours ago, Decimus said:

Hardly a surprise, anyone who plays rugby in my opinion is a massive queer.

As opposed to some dip-stick on a website for cunts, who regularly invites people to suck his cock 👄🩹💦

LOL

[camberwell gypsy]

The cunt gets shoehorned into every England team despite the fact that he ain't the best Fly half, Centre or full back that can play for England. 

[Cunty BigBollox]

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The cunt gets shoehorned into every England team despite the fact that he ain't the best Fly half, Centre or full back that can play for England. 

Better than that Marcus Smith fucking helium-weight specimen of skin and bones with a floppy hairdo.

[camberwell gypsy]

10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Better than that Marcus Smith fucking helium-weight specimen of skin and bones with a floppy hairdo.

Er, don't fucking think so. It's like comparing Glenn Hoddle to Carlton Palmer. 

[Decimus]

15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Er, don't fucking think so. It's like comparing Glenn Hoddle to Carlton Palmer. 

I first came across Carlton Palmer (ooohhh matron) during his stint as player-manager for Stockport County. Whilst I'd previously heard tell of his legendary inability to play football, seeing is believing and it wasn't until he disgraced the hallowed turf of Carrow Road that I realised how truly fucking shit he was.

I know Graham Turner had a turnip for a head, but how the fuck did Big Carlt' ever get capped for England? Was it coz he woz black?

 

[Eric Cuntman]

33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Er, don't fucking think so. It's like comparing Glenn Hoddle to Carlton Palmer. 

I bet Carlton Palmer could have sung Diamond Lights to a much higher standard though.

[Cuntybaws]

19 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Carlton Palmer... legendary inability to play football

Must be something about the name. See also Carlton Cole, AKA Can't Control.

[Decimus]

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Must be something about the name. See also Carlton Cole, AKA Can't Control.

Carlton Cole was one of those type of English players who have popped up with depressing frequency over the years. The sort who has one good season and is automatically lauded as the great white (or black) hope of a nation, only to then do absolutely fuck all for the rest of their careers.

See Francis Jeffers, Michael Bridges and Michael Ricketts for further info.

[camberwell gypsy]

24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I bet Carlton Palmer could have sung Diamond Lights to a much higher standard though.

Do you remember that sketch (Derek and Clive) where he's interviewing an American 

"In America you have your soul singers and in Britain we have our soul singers (to sound like arsehole)".

[camberwell gypsy]

42 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I first came across Carlton Palmer (ooohhh matron) during his stint as player-manager for Stockport County. Whilst I'd previously heard tell of his legendary inability to play football, seeing is believing and it wasn't until he disgraced the hallowed turf of Carrow Road that I realised how truly fucking shit he was.

I know Graham Turner had a turnip for a head, but how the fuck did Big Carlt' ever get capped for England? Was it coz he woz black?

 

I could say that about Paul Mariner. But he was a honkie. 

[Decimus]

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

But he was a honkie. 

And an Ipswich player, so obviously unfit to represent his country.

[Eric Cuntman]

30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Must be something about the name. See also Carlton Cole, AKA Can't Control.

Carlton Banks dancing was the only genuinely funny thing that ever happened in the ‘Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air’.

[entitled little cunt]

Rugby players are all a bit weird anyway so it would be difficult to diagnose any form of mental degeneration .Walking around with the collars of their rugby tops turned up and engaging in copious amounts of homoerotic  togetherness  whilst trying to give the impression of a  macho alpha male is surely a paradox short of a full basket  with or without a head injury .

[Eric Cuntman]

On 01/12/2023 at 21:47, entitled little cunt said:

Rugby players are all a bit weird anyway so it would be difficult to diagnose any form of mental degeneration .Walking around with the collars of their rugby tops turned up and engaging in copious amounts of homoerotic  togetherness  whilst trying to give the impression of a  macho alpha male is surely a paradox short of a full basket  with or without a head injury .

I think it was mostly invented to allow posh boys to bum each other in a big bathtub. 

[ChildeHarold]

On 30/11/2023 at 08:10, Neil said:

Now it's the hard man of English rugby's turn, "ooh my mental health is suffering,boo hoo". What the fuck happened to real men? Simps and cucks are rife amongst us and the butch lezzers are taking over. I hope we don't have a 3rd world war because the sight of grown men crying into their comfort blankets whilst taking a strap on up the arse will be every fucking where. Man up you fucking pussies. 

This is very hurtful... I am seeking counselling. King Billy is highly recommended as a sex therapist but I need a specialist in primal scream group sessions so I can get in touch with my inner child. Could you suggest anybody on CC who could sort me out? 

PS I rejected Eric Cuntman as he was struck off the register for unprofessional conduct with his female clients. He's moved onto the rest of the clients now. 

[entitled little cunt]

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think it was mostly invented to allow posh boys to bum each other in a big bathtub. 

There must be a lot of soiled shorts on the playing fields of Eton or Karachi .The cunts then get into goverment and tell us what to do .Countries would have had a full scale revolution for less , the British just do what we're told and retreat mumbling  to our garden sheds .

[Neil]

10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

This is very hurtful... I am seeking counselling. King Billy is highly recommended as a sex therapist but I need a specialist in primal scream group sessions so I can get in touch with my inner child. Could you suggest anybody on CC who could sort me out? 

PS I rejected Eric Cuntman as he was struck off the register for unprofessional conduct with his female clients. He's moved onto the rest of the clients now. 

I can offer you therapy Clockwork Orange style. Let me know where and when,my pleasure

[ChildeHarold]

7 hours ago, Neil said:

I can offer you therapy Clockwork Orange style. Let me know where and when,my pleasure

I warn you, I was a pupil of the writer and sexologist Alex Comfort and have a personally autographed copy of The Joy of Sex on my shelf. I think Stanley Kubrick had a few sessions with him, hence some of the scenes at the end of 2001. Come fully prepared for an unforgettable evening. 🙂 

[and]

7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

the British just do what we're told and retreat mumbling  to our garden sheds .

Unfortunately, not to sharpen our knives or fill a few bottles with petrol and rags. 🔪 🧴🧨🔥

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

I warn you, I was a pupil of the writer and sexologist Alex Comfort and have a personally autographed copy of The Joy of Sex on my shelf. I think Stanley Kubrick had a few sessions with him, hence some of the scenes at the end of 2001. Come fully prepared for an unforgettable evening. 🙂 

The Joy Of Sex is a badly illustrated pile of shite exploiting ‘post-post Victorian’ shyness and curiosity. Written by and illustrated by a filthy hippie pretending to be a doctor and his vile, unwashed moonchild fucking bitch. They clearly based the illustrations on themselves. You can’t tell where his granola encrusted beard ends and her hairy haddock sluice begins. The sort of vile witch who would let you drink a cup of coffee and then tell you that the milk came out of her saggy tits.

[ChildeHarold]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The Joy Of Sex is a badly illustrated pile of shite exploiting ‘post-post Victorian’ shyness and curiosity. Written by and illustrated by a filthy hippie pretending to be a doctor and his vile, unwashed moonchild fucking bitch. They clearly based the illustrations on themselves. You can’t tell where his granola encrusted beard ends and her hairy haddock sluice begins. The sort of vile witch who would let you drink a cup of coffee and then tell you that the milk came out of her saggy tits.

I am just analysing that and will send you my diagnosis and a choice of therapies some drug based.