ChildeHarold Posted December 19, 2023 Report Share Posted December 19, 2023 There's a lot of things I could tell you about the cunt and the story doesn't have any saving grace like "A Boy Called Sue". I've been hiding behind this moniker ever since he head butted me out of the family house in the 1990s for supporting New Labour. I can reveal - my real name is Harold Anderson, 33 and 1/2, of no fixed abode, destitute, toothless druggie and riddled with venereal disease. https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/lee-anderson-lbc-hoax-call-listen-b2466023.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 19, 2023 Report Share Posted December 19, 2023 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: . I can reveal - my real name is Harold Anderson, 33 and 1/2, of no fixed abode, destitute, toothless druggie and riddled with venereal disease. Congratulations. I bet no one thought you would ever reach such dizzy heights from such a low starting point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2023 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: Congratulations. I bet no one thought you would ever reach such dizzy heights from such a low starting point. I was looking at that selfie photo in your album with what I can only describe as a very flattering Y Front bulge. I can see why YOU get DIZZY all the fucking blood is in your fucking monster bellend. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I was looking at that selfie photo in your album with what I can only describe as a very flattering Y Front bulge. I can see why YOU get DIZZY all the fucking blood is in your fucking monster bellend. Prick. In terms of insults, Aitch, this is pretty generous. Other than Pen, what other man on here would be insulted by the accusation that they just so happen to possess an absolutely massive fucking cock? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: In terms of insults, Aitch, this is pretty generous. Other than Pen, what other man on here would be insulted by the accusation that they just so happen to possess an absolutely massive fucking cock? But it's NOT his cock. Anybody can see he had a hidden camera in his favourite cottage gents toilet. I can't really go into any more sordid detail as it's coming up to lunch which today is saveloy and chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: In terms of insults, Aitch, this is pretty generous. Other than Pen, what other man on here would be insulted by the accusation that they just so happen to possess an absolutely massive fucking cock? Frank would complain if it spoiled the line of his Bowtang britches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Frank would complain if it spoiled the line of his Bowtang britches. That's why he became a eunuch. 🪒 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 6 hours ago, Decimus said: what other man on here would be insulted by the accusation that they just so happen to possess an absolutely massive fucking cock? No fear of that happening with you, is there? That where all your anger and envy stems from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 6 minutes ago, and said: No fear of that happening with you, is there? That where all your anger and envy stems from. As stated just now on another thread, it's your obsession with my cock that clearly leads you to constantly post abject bollocks like the above whilst desperately trying to get me to give you the time of day. You odd little freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: There's a lot of things I could tell you about the cunt and the story doesn't have any saving grace like "A Boy Called Sue". I've been hiding behind this moniker ever since he head butted me out of the family house in the 1990s for supporting New Labour. I can reveal - my real name is Harold Anderson, 33 and 1/2, of no fixed abode, destitute, toothless druggie and riddled with venereal disease. https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/lee-anderson-lbc-hoax-call-listen-b2466023.html Surely you mean this... And, don't call me Shirley 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: As stated just now on another thread, it's your obsession with my cock that clearly leads you to constantly post abject bollocks like the above whilst desperately trying to get me to give you the time of day. You odd little freak. Never fails 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: As stated just now on another thread, it's your obsession with my cock that clearly leads you to constantly post abject bollocks like the above whilst desperately trying to get me to give you the time of day. You odd little freak. Please reflect upon what you have just posted you weird little freak " As stated just now on another thread, it's your obsession with my cock that clearly leads you to constantly post abject bollocks like the above whilst desperately trying to get me to give you the time of day. You odd little freak." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 10 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Please reflect upon what you have just posted you weird little freak " As stated just now on another thread, it's your obsession with my cock that clearly leads you to constantly post abject bollocks like the above whilst desperately trying to get me to give you the time of day. You odd little freak." I'm more interested in your Macmillan fan fiction stories than I am in what you've got stashed inside your capacious bloomers. It's an exciting new genre of literature that you're pioneering, Pen, maybe we could create a portmanteau from 'fan' and 'cancer' and label it 'Fancer' 'Fran'cer!!! Lolololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 45 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm more interested in your Macmillan fan fiction stories than I am in what you've got stashed inside your capacious bloomers. It's an exciting new genre of literature that you're pioneering, Pen, maybe we could create a portmanteau from 'fan' and 'cancer' and label it 'Fancer' 'Fran'cer!!! Lolololol. I've managed to persuade the entire family to leave me the fuck alone this Christmas. I checked in at the Amangalla in Galle this morning and I'll tell you now, Decimus, you're all in for a treat. 🎥 https://www.aman.com/resorts/amangalla?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=Yext&y_source=1_MTU3MDc5NjMtNzE1LWxvY2F0aW9uLndlYnNpdGU%3D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 25 minutes ago, Frank said: I've managed to persuade the entire family to leave me the fuck alone this Christmas. I checked in at the Amangalla in Galle this morning and I'll tell you now, Decimus, you're all in for a treat. 🎥 https://www.aman.com/resorts/amangalla?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=Yext&y_source=1_MTU3MDc5NjMtNzE1LWxvY2F0aW9uLndlYnNpdGU%3D I’m sure no persuasion was needed for them to agree to “leave you the fuck alone”, you obnoxious shit-cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 25 minutes ago, Frank said: I checked in at the Amangalla in Galle this morning No you didn't. You were in the Argos on the Old Kent Road buying yourself a SAD lamp. Just like the last time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 30 minutes ago, Frank said: I've managed to persuade the entire family to leave me the fuck alone this Christmas. I checked in at the Amangalla in Galle this morning and I'll tell you now, Decimus, you're all in for a treat. 🎥 https://www.aman.com/resorts/amangalla?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=Yext&y_source=1_MTU3MDc5NjMtNzE1LWxvY2F0aW9uLndlYnNpdGU%3D It looks like a cunts paradise. On the other hand shouldn't you be following Esther's example and reserving a room at Dignitas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It looks like a cunts paradise. On the other hand shouldn't you be following Esther's example and reserving a room at Dignitas? If that old Jewess wants to end it, she's more than welcome to save her money and come to my house. I'll shove her head in my fucking gas oven for free, with a smile, a wink and a fuck right off to Kike Hell thrown in for good measure. Hope that doesn't upset you too much, bby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm more interested in your Macmillan fan fiction stories than I am in what you've got stashed inside your capacious bloomers. It's an exciting new genre of literature that you're pioneering, Pen, maybe we could create a portmanteau from 'fan' and 'cancer' and label it 'Fancer' 'Fran'cer!!! Lolololol. I spoiled your Christmas Decco Baby 🤣😅😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said: I spoiled your Christmas Decco Baby 🤣😅😅 Francer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 26 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m sure no persuasion was needed for them to agree to “leave you the fuck alone”, you obnoxious shit-cunt. You OK ApeyTM Baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I've managed to persuade the entire family to leave me the fuck alone this Christmas. I checked in at the Amangalla in Galle this morning and I'll tell you now, Decimus, you're all in for a treat. 🎥 https://www.aman.com/resorts/amangalla?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=Yext&y_source=1_MTU3MDc5NjMtNzE1LWxvY2F0aW9uLndlYnNpdGU%3D Poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: If that old Jewess wants to end it, she's more than welcome to save her money and come to my house. I'll shove her head in my fucking gas oven for free, with a smile, a wink and a fuck right off to Kike Hell thrown in for good measure. Hope that doesn't upset you too much, bby. I don't understand the timing of this whatever you call it - press release, announcement, deranged blabbing to the press, public information message - what the fuck is going on. Is she trying to kick start a serious conversation about end of life over the nation's turkey and stuffing dinner with a discussion of the pros and cons of a Swiss clinic with the good old fashioned method of downing a bottle of sleeping tablets with a six pack of Special Brew? Kenneth Williams simply took an overdose lay down on his bed and left a diary so acid in its revelations of what he really thought about everything it melted the first editor's fingers and left him permanently disabled. I say good on him! What a carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: You OK ApeyTM Baby? Do fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 21, 2023 Report Share Posted December 21, 2023 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Do fuck off. Are you alone in your flat with you imaginary Audi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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