camberwell gypsy Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 16 minutes ago, Greg said: Hhhmm, creepy winged armchairs. "My name? Oh yes, it's JR Hartley". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: I used to like Stephen the squirrel. Especially when he put shit on The Bear's toothbrush in the America series. I can relate to that and I think you can too Eric. I liked Bo Selecta. It brought out the best in Jade Goody. “Fuck off Avid you fuckin’ wankah!’ ”I would love to fuck her, she is thick.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: "My name? Oh yes, it's JR Hartley". I think I've seen him in British Heart Foundation testing the furniture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 21 minutes ago, Greg said: Hhhmm, creepy winged armchairs. Is that Frank in disguise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I think I've seen him in British Heart Foundation testing the furniture. Were you the guy that was on the bed with him, testing the springs? 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 On 02/01/2024 at 13:25, Eddie said: Yes I dream of home ownership with my very own front door. Exactly , start with a door then get a knob . I'm sure one day the soulless claustrophobic newbuild esquire pad with windows that overlook an identical soulless newbuild with a Nissan Quashkai parked out side will be all yours . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 On 02/01/2024 at 21:32, camberwell gypsy said: "My name? Oh yes, it's JR Hartley". The next British Prime minister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Exactly , start with a door then get a knob . I'm sure one day the soulless claustrophobic newbuild esquire pad with windows that overlook an identical soulless newbuild with a Nissan Quashkai parked out side will be all yours . Or you could live in a gentrified Victorian terraced house with draughty windows, damp coming up the walls, sparky electrics and pigeons in the uninsulated loft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 16 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Exactly , start with a door then get a knob . I'm sure one day the soulless claustrophobic newbuild esquire pad with windows that overlook an identical soulless newbuild with a Nissan Quashkai parked out side will be all yours . I would love a new build, did you buy your house for 2k in the 70’s when your sort where out of control ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Do you rent? That's a rather ambiguous question.The chances of me getting any business standing around Baker Street looking vacant trying to sell my ring is quite remote and besides I wouldn't be able to afford the refunds . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Or you could live in a gentrified Victorian terraced house with draughty windows, damp coming up the walls, sparky electrics and pigeons in the uninsulated loft. That sounds quite nice in a Dickensian kind of way . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 7 Author Report Share Posted January 7 On 31/12/2023 at 12:38, Penny Farthing said: Have I got news for Huw. That's a good one , they really did have news for Huw . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 58 minutes ago, Eddie said: I would love a new build, did you buy your house for 2k in the 70’s when your sort where out of control ? Be content @Eddie. At least your straw hut is bespoke, and for your information @Eric Cuntman, B&Q do not sell rhino hide front doors at any price. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: That sounds quite nice in a Dickensian kind of way . If you bought one round the Borough Market back in the 70s you would be sitting on millions now. That's why the old saying, to make money you have to have money, is true always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted Monday at 18:27 Report Share Posted Monday at 18:27 It is no longer an "Hey Huw!" situation as he has resigned from the BBC .. may we all wish him a long and happy retirement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Monday at 19:03 Report Share Posted Monday at 19:03 32 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: It is no longer an "Hey Huw!" situation as he has resigned from the BBC .. may we all wish him a long and happy retirement? He's got enough fucking dough for that. I reckon now's the time to cash in on his notoriety. Family members should be saying "Go for it Daddy! Go Daddy Go!" ££&££££💷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Monday at 19:08 Report Share Posted Monday at 19:08 Is this enough to tempt him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted Monday at 20:27 Report Share Posted Monday at 20:27 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Is this enough to tempt him? Fill that with helium and he could rise to heaven. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted Thursday at 06:31 Author Report Share Posted Thursday at 06:31 Huw has finally resigned from the BBC.I'm assuming the old taffy rascal was still on the payroll since he was caught in a rather compromising situation.How much taxpayers money has he pocketed since having his hands in his pockets I wonder?.Has he been on full pay ? Apparently he's still suffering mental health issues , I think that's code for being caught with his pants down, quite literally .Dont get me wrong, the bloke can wank until he needs to be on a drip .What I'm bothered about is what it's cost the taxpayer since .Fuck the licence fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted Thursday at 06:36 Author Report Share Posted Thursday at 06:36 On 07/01/2024 at 23:01, ChildeHarold said: If you bought one round the Borough Market back in the 70s you would be sitting on millions now. That's why the old saying, to make money you have to have money, is true always. I've bought a Charles 3rd tin coin from Franklin mint , in 10 years time I'll be retiring to Monaco on it .That newsreader bloke said its a true guilt edged investment .There's only been 500,000 produced. It's in a small box with my sun life insurance policy documents from that woman with the huge tities.Shes got one and she's minted so its got to be worth it . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted Thursday at 07:48 Report Share Posted Thursday at 07:48 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Huw has finally resigned from the BBC.I'm assuming the old taffy rascal was still on the payroll since he was caught in a rather compromising situation.How much taxpayers money has he pocketed since having his hands in his pockets I wonder?.Has he been on full pay ? Apparently he's still suffering mental health issues , I think that's code for being caught with his pants down, quite literally .Dont get me wrong, the bloke can wank until he needs to be on a drip .What I'm bothered about is what it's cost the taxpayer since .Fuck the licence fee. It is Huwsless him trying to get his old job back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Thursday at 08:55 Report Share Posted Thursday at 08:55 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I've bought a Charles 3rd tin coin from Franklin mint , in 10 years time I'll be retiring to Monaco on it .That newsreader bloke said its a true guilt edged investment .There's only been 500,000 produced. It's in a small box with my sun life insurance policy documents from that woman with the huge tities.Shes got one and she's minted so its got to be worth it . Carol Vorderman IS NOT Jewish - despite all the indicators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted Thursday at 10:32 Report Share Posted Thursday at 10:32 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Carol Vorderman IS NOT Jewish - despite all the indicators. Despite appearing eminently fuckable on the outside, Rachel Riley is very aggressively Jewish, so much so that I'd have to think twice before fucking her. Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted Thursday at 10:40 Report Share Posted Thursday at 10:40 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Despite appearing eminently fuckable on the outside, Rachel Riley is very aggressively Jewish, so much so that I'd have to think twice before fucking her. Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance. Just don’t put it all the way in Baws… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted yesterday at 09:45 Report Share Posted yesterday at 09:45 23 hours ago, Eddie said: Just don’t put it all the way in Baws… Just the tip, Ed. Not Rachel's favourite part, obviously, she's not a foreskin fan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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