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12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I was put off Diana when it came out that Harry’s Ginger-pop used to call her ‘Squidgy’. Presumably she had a cunt like a bag of salted slugs.

That's the last British taboo .Harry Windsor is a dead ringer for the ginger bloke his mum was dating .If he popped out looking like saddam Hussain  then the finger  of suspicion would be elsewhere .If he came out looking like Dave from the Rose and crown in Amersham that would mean she had a few shorts there and the inevitable transpired.one person he doesn't  share any resemblance to in any way  is old Charlie boy .

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26 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

The continuity announcer from Border TV

Chaka Demus (but, interestingly, not Pliers)

Red Rum

 

It's a fucking cess-pit of filth, I'm telling ya.

Jiggers, despite this being a pile of cunt, I have to thank you for breaking the chain of eight consecutive posts of humourless cack from the irritating bellsniff that is @entitled little cunt. Now…fuck off.

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7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

James Burke  Connections. Now he's a class act and he would have told Epstein to fuck right off.They just don't make em like that anymore. That young Historian emo  girl  with black hair and big eyes,Rameirez I think , she's very good as well.

I always thought James was too clever for his own good and went in the opposite direction by complicating subjects he was talking about. I take your point : one Burke is worth a fucking dozen Cox cunts.

Another real dumbing down element in any science documentary on BBC is the feminist directive. AT LEAST every other expert called on to the show has to be a woman and it's quite clear to me that many of those are wet behind the ears enthusiastic newbies rather than seasoned professionals who have been in the field for a long time and know their stuff inside out, not just the latest knitting pattern equivalent of a science gloss or titbit. 

In view of the Hermoso incident please delete "tit" from "titbit". 

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3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

one person he doesn't  share any resemblance to in any way  is old Charlie boy .

Not strictly true, both their mummy's are dead, they've both got second-hand wives, and they're both total, and absolute, cunts!

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13 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I hope she washed them first .I think the taste of toe jam would have cooled his ardour somewhat. 

Nevermind all that shit, elc. If I may, I'd like to congratulate you on topping the leaderboard old chap... I wasn't sure about you at first but you seem to be doing well. 

Will you celebrate this achievement by writing another nomination?

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1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Nevermind all that shit, elc. If I may, I'd like to congratulate you on topping the leaderboard old chap... I wasn't sure about you at first but you seem to be doing well. 

He needn’t be getting himself too settled in up in the penthouse Raas. Decs, Eric and yours truly have put a lot of effort into the place to transform it from the filthy, retro-kitsch disgrace with an overpowering stench of anal sex that it became way back when Frank used to very occasionally occupy the place.

 

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36 minutes ago, King Billy said:

He needn’t be getting himself too settled in up in the penthouse Raas. Decs, Eric and yours truly have put a lot of effort into the place to transform it from the filthy, retro-kitsch disgrace with an overpowering stench of anal sex that it became way back when Frank used to very occasionally occupy the place.

 

I like it when Gyps moves in for a few days and the nets get washed.

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2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Nevermind all that shit, elc. If I may, I'd like to congratulate you on topping the leaderboard old chap... I wasn't sure about you at first but you seem to be doing well. 

Will you celebrate this achievement by writing another nomination?

Is that to  me ? Fuck me I wish there was some sort of certificate. I'd hang it next to my 15 metre swimming certificate from junior school .Its the only qualification I've got. Fuck me , here we go , wait for the onslaught !!

Cheers you old cunt 

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43 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Is that to  me ? Fuck me I wish there was some sort of certificate. I'd hang it next to my 15 metre swimming certificate from junior school .Its the only qualification I've got. Fuck me , here we go , wait for the onslaught !!

Cheers you old cunt 

Just screenshot it.

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On 04/01/2024 at 22:18, ChildeHarold said:

You have made it quite clear elsewhere that you hated and continue to hate the late great Patrick.

Hate is far too strong a word, but I greatly resented his ham acting, amateurish style. It wasn't just Moore either, cunts like Magnus Pyke had a lot to answer for. For every kid who learned anything about science or astronomy, a far greater number were turned off by their over-enthusiastic posturing and stereotypical mad scientist bumbling. They were inaccurately cast as "popularisers" of science, when they were more often figures of ridicule who had the exact opposite effect.

For similar reasons I far prefer to read Scientific American than New Scientist; but I'm still not sure where I stand on Johnny Morris.

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13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Hate is far too strong a word, but I greatly resented his ham acting, amateurish style. It wasn't just Moore either, cunts like Magnus Pyke had a lot to answer for. For every kid who learned anything about science or astronomy, a far greater number were turned off by their over-enthusiastic posturing and stereotypical mad scientist bumbling. They were inaccurately cast as "popularisers" of science, when they were more often figures of ridicule who had the exact opposite effect.

For similar reasons I far prefer to read Scientific American than New Scientist; but I'm still not sure where I stand on Johnny Morris.

Scientific American seems to have gone woke too.

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17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Hate is far too strong a word, but I greatly resented his ham acting, amateurish style. It wasn't just Moore either, cunts like Magnus Pyke had a lot to answer for. For every kid who learned anything about science or astronomy, a far greater number were turned off by their over-enthusiastic posturing and stereotypical mad scientist bumbling. They were inaccurately cast as "popularisers" of science, when they were more often figures of ridicule who had the exact opposite effect.

For similar reasons I far prefer to read Scientific American than New Scientist; but I'm still not sure where I stand on Johnny Morris.

I remember Magnus Pyke very well. I learned later that he’d been a nutritional adviser to our post-war government and had suggested making black pudding from the stockpiles of donated human blood left in storage. 
 Heinz Wolff was a better bet for getting kids interested in science. 

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28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Hate is far too strong a word, but I greatly resented his ham acting, amateurish style. It wasn't just Moore either, cunts like Magnus Pyke had a lot to answer for. For every kid who learned anything about science or astronomy, a far greater number were turned off by their over-enthusiastic posturing and stereotypical mad scientist bumbling. They were inaccurately cast as "popularisers" of science, when they were more often figures of ridicule who had the exact opposite effect.

For similar reasons I far prefer to read Scientific American than New Scientist; but I'm still not sure where I stand on Johnny Morris.

They were creatures of their age formed in the 1950s, especially Britain, the "Captain" W E Johns era. Nevertheless, there was a need to popularise technology and especially space on the new medium of tv. at a time when in practical terms Britain wasn't a real player, all the action taking place between the US and USSR. These performers were a sort of substitute. The Sky at Night used to be a model for what the BBC did best catering to small niche audiences on a specialist subject but with much wider appeal. It never lost its core interest in practical astronomy. Similarly, Gardener's World with the likes of Geoff Hamilton was a practical hands on DIY guide to making a garden. Now both programmes have been watered down to showing pretty images and cooing with dreadful presenters. 

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55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I remember Magnus Pyke very well. I learned later that he’d been a nutritional adviser to our post-war government and had suggested making black pudding from the stockpiles of donated human blood left in storage. 
 Heinz Wolff was a better bet for getting kids interested in science. 

That might have interested Punkape as a means of finding another use for the spunk that he undoubtably had in storage.

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I learned later that he’d been a nutritional adviser to our post-war government and had suggested making black pudding from the stockpiles of donated human blood left in storage. 

Soylent Green for the Boomers.

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5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I remember Magnus Pyke very well. I learned later that he’d been a nutritional adviser to our post-war government and had suggested making black pudding from the stockpiles of donated human blood left in storage. 
 Heinz Wolff was a better bet for getting kids interested in science. 

Pyke sort of got to the Cleese Funny Walk before Cleese. Come to think of it I thought he was a dreadful bore and any show that had him on was the pits. 

Now how about Tomorrow's World I think Burke started on there? Raymond Baxter was in love with noisy jet engines on the show, then after he retired to the peace and quiet of the countryside he got landed with a businessman neighbour who decided to build a heliport next to Baxter's house. The ensuing legal dispute was hilarious. I think Baxter lost. 

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6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Hate is far too strong a word, but I greatly resented his ham acting, amateurish style. It wasn't just Moore either, cunts like Magnus Pyke had a lot to answer for. For every kid who learned anything about science or astronomy, a far greater number were turned off by their over-enthusiastic posturing and stereotypical mad scientist bumbling. They were inaccurately cast as "popularisers" of science, when they were more often figures of ridicule who had the exact opposite effect.

For similar reasons I far prefer to read Scientific American than New Scientist; but I'm still not sure where I stand on Johnny Morris.

Who was that old cunt who used to sit in a garden shed  and talk about border collies and fishing floats with feathers on , all country inspired stuff ,Jack something or other .There was something solid and reassuring about him.

 

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On 05/01/2024 at 12:11, Dyslexic cnut said:

Jiggers, despite this being a pile of cunt, I have to thank you for breaking the chain of eight consecutive posts of humourless cack from the irritating bellsniff that is @entitled little cunt. Now…fuck off.

Its a strange quirk of human behavior to pretend to hate the very one they lust after .Ooo-errr who would have thought it .

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16 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Who was that old cunt who used to sit in a garden shed  and talk about border collies and fishing floats with feathers on , all country inspired stuff ,Jack something or other .There was something solid and reassuring about him.

 

Jack Hargreaves. I think the programme was called ‘Bygones’. 
 He used to sit at a little wooden table covered in wood shavings and mouse shit, showing us peculiar rural objects.

”Now this is a ferret tickler”

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