Jump to content
CUNTS CORNER TWITTER ACCOUNT ID @CuntsCorner ×
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

Chucking out time at the pub


Guest Basil

Recommended Posts

Guest Basil
11 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Blimey, Basil. 

You're verging on @Witheredscrote levels of grassing... I often wonder, apart from being an absolute cunt what makes someone grass someone else up. Do you know some sad, grassing cunt sent dashcam footage in to the police of me driving up the hard shoulder, because I didn't want to wait in traffic like some bellend? I'll tell you what, Basil, if I find out it was you I'm going to fucking flip. 

I bet you turn the lights out and curtains twitch, don't you? I have no doubt you have around 7 cameras on your property also and regularly waste police time, showing them videos of piss heads shitting, pissing, and fucking on your shitty little front lawn. Lol.

I'm glad they do it, you grass. 

It could have been, where do you live?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Basil
12 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Whenever I get the opportunity, children are the future, unless we can stop em. 

Well, you know the saying - 'if you can't beat them.. what's the point in having kids'.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 hours ago, Decimus said:

Have you ever considered moving your cardboard box from the boozer's adjacent Clinton Cards doorway and shifting it a few hundred metres further down the high street?

Problem solved, no need to thank me.

There's usually a nice green stream trickling past the doorway as well. Courtesy of said drunken cunts voiding their bladders. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Basil
1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

Do the girls stagger about with their tits out  swearing and wanting  their fanny manipulated ? 

If so think of the business side of things .Your place would  do a bomb on Airbnb.Don't rent it  to radical Muslims,  the chances are there would be a bomb involved  some where or other.

Sometimes, yes. But don't get me started on AirBnb, an absolute racket for towel heads, Nigerian scammers, gyppos, and the assorted dross of the squatting 'community'.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, Basil Brush said:

Sometimes, yes. But don't get me started on AirBnb, an absolute racket for towel heads, Nigerian scammers, gyppos, and the assorted dross of the squatting 'community'.

Just a little titter.The population of Nigeria is growing expedientially  to such an extent that in ten years time  any changes the uk make to stop bullshit climate change will be totally ineffective. Best nuke Nigeria and stop the RNLI operating it's Uber   service across the Channel.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Basil
16 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Just a little titter.The population of Nigeria is growing expedientially  to such an extent that in ten years time  any changes the uk make to stop bullshit climate change will be totally ineffective. Best nuke Nigeria and stop the RNLI operating it's Uber   service across the Channel.

Who would want to mate with a Nigerian? Even other Nigerians must baulk at the prospect.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

13 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I didn't have you down as a grass, Basil. 

More a herbaceous  border .

 

3 hours ago, Eddie said:

Whenever I get the opportunity, children are the future, unless we can stop em. 

Those useless cunts are not my future.Would you trust your comfort in old age to a bunch of cunts who believe in Father Christmas .You must be fucking mad .

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Basil
8 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

That is obviously not the case my friend .

Indeed, like rabbits on viagra. And nowhere near as cuddly.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

10 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

More a herbaceous  border .

 

Those useless cunts are not my future.Would you trust your comfort in old age to a bunch of cunts who believe in Father Christmas .You must be fucking mad .

I think you're on the right track about trusting your comfort in old age. These fuckers can't be trusted. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

23 hours ago, Basil Brush said:

I live very near my local. At midnight every Fri-Sat I am treated to a cacophony of noisy feral beasts, loaded on ghastly cheap lager and heavily diluted cocaine.

Do you live in Chingford?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Basil
5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Walthamstow. Have you ever managed to run yourself over with a baked potato?

Not quite, but I gave ms westbrook's septum a romancing it would never forget.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Basil
3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Just dropping in to wish you a quieter and more peaceful night Basil. Harry and Meghan are sending their own messages - it says so in the Sunday Express.

Thanks Harold, but with a force 9 gale blowing outside my terraced hovel tonight, its not exactly quiet.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 20/01/2024 at 15:52, Eddie said:

If there is a car park to fight in I’m all over it.

Be a lover not a fighter black alan there's far too much warryness in the world...ive turned my back on the bit of me that loved big smokey pillars of smoke and i think im the better for it..mostly..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...