Jake The Muss Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 I'm struggling to find the words for this, i hope this is some kind of parody, for the love of everything good, please let this be parody. Looks like it is for real and to make matters even more bizarre, 250 thicko's turned up for the wedding, this woman's husband..i mean ragdoll was made by her mother because she complained about being single. She was single because no one in their right mind would go near this fucking fruit loop and the stupid cunt has had twins..oh and the ragdoll cheated on her, we truly live in the fucking twilight zone. I remember reading something years ago about some research that was done in Russia, where the researchers came to the conclusion that more than 90% of people are not real people and are just codes programmed in to, what the researchers believe a simulation...i might add that the true number could be almost 100%. Fuck off https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-who-married-rag-doll-28497632 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 This is what you get when you tell an AI to write an article for a red top newspaper, having first disabled the "no stupid cunts" filter. Based on this nomination I also have my suspicions that Fender has been replaced by just such an AI. How else might one explain the lack of references to nuns and/or hammers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 48 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I'm struggling to find the words for this, i hope this is some kind of parody, for the love of everything good, please let this be parody. Looks like it is for real and to make matters even more bizarre, 250 thicko's turned up for the wedding, this woman's husband..i mean ragdoll was made by her mother because she complained about being single. She was single because no one in their right mind would go near this fucking fruit loop and the stupid cunt has had twins..oh and the ragdoll cheated on her, we truly live in the fucking twilight zone. I remember reading something years ago about some research that was done in Russia, where the researchers came to the conclusion that more than 90% of people are not real people and are just codes programmed in to, what the researchers believe a simulation...i might add that the true number could be almost 100%. Fuck off https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-who-married-rag-doll-28497632 On the other hand, why are you denying some poor lonely soul what may be her only chance of happiness? Then again, the fact that a 'rag doll' is at the centre of this menage e trois, maybe @Wolfie could shed some light on the subject, after all, he has form where puppets are concerned. 😉 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 This is over a year ago. I wonder how they're doing. Is he machine washable, do you think? Is that a dirty Sanchez or embroidery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 "Struggle to find words" @Jake The Muss are you inarticulate or just attracted to reading weird wind-up Phil Space newspaper articles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: I'm struggling to find the words for this, i hope this is some kind of parody, for the love of everything good, please let this be parody. Looks like it is for real and to make matters even more bizarre, 250 thicko's turned up for the wedding, this woman's husband..i mean ragdoll was made by her mother because she complained about being single. She was single because no one in their right mind would go near this fucking fruit loop and the stupid cunt has had twins..oh and the ragdoll cheated on her, we truly live in the fucking twilight zone. I remember reading something years ago about some research that was done in Russia, where the researchers came to the conclusion that more than 90% of people are not real people and are just codes programmed in to, what the researchers believe a simulation...i might add that the true number could be almost 100%. Fuck off https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-who-married-rag-doll-28497632 Don't blame the rag doll at all. I'd play away if I was married to that fucking swamp donkey. He's probably humping Looby Loo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't blame the rag doll at all. I'd play away if I was married to that fucking swamp donkey. He's probably humping Looby Loo. You see, this is where YouTube leads. Fucking craziness done to get hits. As for those shorts. They put the views at the bottom. Lo and behold, what a surprise! Chick in bathing suit: millions of views. It really is the fucking ant heap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: This is over a year ago. I wonder how they're doing. Is he machine washable, do you think? Is that a dirty Sanchez or embroidery? I think that she might use one of those hand-powered washing machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 I thought ragdoll was a breed of rather handsome cat . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 22 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I think that she might use one of those hand-powered washing machines. Do you mean she a 'scrubber'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I thought ragdoll was a breed of rather handsome cat . They’re fucking lovely. They go all floppy and start purring when you pick them up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 On 22/01/2024 at 17:32, Cuntybaws said: This is what you get when you tell an AI to write an article for a red top newspaper, having first disabled the "no stupid cunts" filter. Based on this nomination I also have my suspicions that Fender has been replaced by just such an AI. How else might one explain the lack of references to nuns and/or hammers. I'm still for real CB, i haven't had the neuralink treatment and i'm getting some new hammers soon..given up on the nuns though, can't find one that likes fisting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 On 22/01/2024 at 18:16, and said: On the other hand, why are you denying some poor lonely soul what may be her only chance of happiness? Then again, the fact that a 'rag doll' is at the centre of this menage e trois, maybe @Wolfie could shed some light on the subject, after all, he has form where puppets are concerned. 😉 Get off my thread you rancid embryo. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 On 22/01/2024 at 18:53, Hammer of Cunts said: This is over a year ago. I wonder how they're doing. Is he machine washable, do you think? Is that a dirty Sanchez or embroidery? The thick dysphoria cunt documents her married life on tik tok apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 On 22/01/2024 at 19:07, Penny Farthing said: "Struggle to find words" @Jake The Muss are you inarticulate or just attracted to reading weird wind-up Phil Space newspaper articles? Here's some words i never struggle with, just for you. Fuck Off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 On 22/01/2024 at 17:32, Cuntybaws said: This is what you get when you tell an AI to write an article for a red top newspaper, having first disabled the "no stupid cunts" filter. Based on this nomination I also have my suspicions that Fender has been replaced by just such an AI. How else might one explain the lack of references to nuns and/or hammers. Either way, I’m glad he’s back. @Stubby Pecker’s clearly mellowed so it’s down to Fends to go medieval on some of the irritating, verbose, amateur bellwipes plaguing this forum…unless Eric gets out of bed the wrong side…soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 8 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: The thick dysphoria cunt documents her married life on tik tok apparently. There is nothing whatever that you or anyone else can do about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 14 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Get off my thread you rancid embryo. Cunt. Kinnell, Jakob, don't get all aerated. Do I squeal like a virgin when you infiltrate my threads? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 14 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: The thick dysphoria cunt documents her married life on tik tok apparently. Don't they all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 4 hours ago, and said: Kinnell, Jakob, don't get all aerated. Do I squeal like a virgin when you infiltrate my threads? You speak a lot of poo, i suppose collecting it from the local dog park everyday, you would...tell me thicko, do you get funny looks from everyone there...what with you being the only one who hasn't got a dog, picking up shit and with out a poo-bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: There is nothing whatever that you or anyone else can do about it. Haven't you got a train to perv over, mind the gap. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 11 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Haven't you got a train to perv over, mind the gap. Cunt. I use the train a couple of times a week .. is your brain being sent funny by the fumes from the wood glue and paint stripper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 16 hours ago, and said: Don't they all? Fender has got a large gap between his ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: is your brain being sent funny by the fumes from the wood glue and paint stripper? TBH, it didn't really have that far to go. 🤪 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 14 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: You speak a lot of poo, i suppose collecting it from the local dog park everyday, you would...tell me thicko, do you get funny looks from everyone there...what with you being the only one who hasn't got a dog, picking up shit and with out a poo-bag. Have you got @Wolfie's hand up your back-passage? That comment reads suspiciously like something the scat obsessive would post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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