King Billy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 20 hours ago, Basil Brush said: I see, do you play with the blacks? And the tans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s like a young Harry Belafonte. ChildHarold Belafonte? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Now the useless little spunk trumpet and his TfL lackeys are pissing away a fuckton of money on a "rebrand" of the overground network, having selected six new names that supposedly reflect the history of London. To ensure that everyone can get straight to the righteous indignation without having to read the entire fawning BBC "News" article, here are the highlights: Lionness Line - fucking dykes Mildmay Line - fucking poofs Windrush line - fucking blacks Weaver Line - fucking Shylocks Suffragette Line - more fucking dykes Liberty Line - fuck only knows London Overground: New names for its six lines revealed Any cunt who uses public transport has abjectly failed as a human being, so the whole network should be rebranded as ‘The useless fucking cunts only line’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Now the useless little spunk trumpet and his TfL lackeys are pissing away a fuckton of money on a "rebrand" of the overground network, having selected six new names that supposedly reflect the history of London. To ensure that everyone can get straight to the righteous indignation without having to read the entire fawning BBC "News" article, here are the highlights: Lionness Line - fucking dykes Mildmay Line - fucking poofs Windrush line - fucking blacks Weaver Line - fucking Shylocks Suffragette Line - more fucking dykes Liberty Line - fuck only knows London Overground: New names for its six lines revealed County Line -Drug Dealers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 3 hours ago, Basil Brush said: I'll bet the trains on the Windrush line smell like Satan's rectum. The tannoy messages would be interesting "Mine de raas gap, mon". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Because I'm getting a good night's fucking sleep so I can be up for work in the morning. My brief foray into the ranks of Jobseekers scum was shorter lived than planned, and anticipated. Oh well, what the fuck am I going to spend that 20 years of redundancy on? @King Billy have you got a contact number for your Hungarian butcher..........., I mean dentist? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Because I'm getting a good night's fucking sleep so I can be up for work in the morning. My brief foray into the ranks of Jobseekers scum was shorter lived than planned, and anticipated. Oh well, what the fuck am I going to spend that 20 years of redundancy on? @King Billy have you got a contact number for your Hungarian butcher..........., I mean dentist? Of course Drew. PM me and I’ll link you up with my man in Budapest, who’ll fit you up with a set of gnashers that three two litre bottles of White Lightning every night won’t even stain, never mind need the attention of a dentist (assuming you know what a dentist is). And even better than that, you’ll never again need to crawl around on the floor of your luxury bungalow, in a sea of your own vomit, desperately looking for a bottle opener, as you’ll be able to simply bite the top off whatever your chosen tipple happens to be. No need to thank me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Because I'm getting a good night's fucking sleep so I can be up for work in the morning. My brief foray into the ranks of Jobseekers scum was shorter lived than planned, and anticipated. Oh well, what the fuck am I going to spend that 20 years of redundancy on? @King Billy have you got a contact number for your Hungarian butcher..........., I mean dentist? What's the job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 42 minutes ago, Basil Brush said: What's the job? Barmaid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Barmaid Any pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 8 hours ago, Basil Brush said: What's the job? Something to do with construction and safety management. I can't be too sure as I've managed to blag it quite well throughout my past career and nobody has died yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 On 15/02/2024 at 21:24, King Billy said: Any cunt who uses public transport has abjectly failed as a human being, so the whole network should be rebranded as ‘The useless fucking cunts only line’. I've used a couple of buses on the way home from the job centre recently, the last one was even one of those highly combustible electric ones. They were full of scummy losers at life making their way home with their Value Baked Bean tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 posted at 23.31 Goodnight everybody. It's good night from him and good night from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: posted at 23.31 Goodnight everybody. It's good night from him and good night from me. Don't leave your bedroom window open, @and will think you're consenting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 11 hours ago, Basil said: Don't leave your bedroom window open, @and will think you're consenting. I have an irritating habit of snoring loudly as I repeatedly stab the pillows and duvet with a zombie knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 On 17/02/2024 at 08:11, Cunty BigBollox said: I've used a couple of buses on the way home from the job centre recently, the last one was even one of those highly combustible electric ones. They were full of scummy losers at life making their way home with their Value Baked Bean tea. This is a really, really funny post! Scummy losers at life! LOL! Value baked bean tea! LOL LOL! Fucking superb! Unemployable idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: This is a really, really funny post! Scummy losers at life! LOL! Value baked bean tea! LOL LOL! Fucking superb! Unemployable idiot. He works as an advisor at the Unemployment Office. He can help you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: He works as an advisor at the Unemployment Office. “Fuck off and get a job you lazy smelly cunt”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Fuck off and get a job you lazy smelly cunt”? You're not going to land that plum customer relations job with that kind of attitude young man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 17 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You're not going to land that plum customer relations job with that kind of attitude young man. “Customers are a pain in the fucking arse”. Frank Kleftico c.1990. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Customers are a pain in the fucking arse”. Frank Kleftico c.1990. I get that impression from the look of sheer undiluted contempt from the teen sales assistant who looks like an unmade bed in J D Sports when I ask for their cheapest trainers must be generic without any sports branding or street cred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 22 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I get that impression from the look of sheer undiluted contempt from the teen sales assistant who looks like an unmade bed in J D Sports when I ask for their cheapest trainers must be generic without any sports branding or street cred. Trump Sneekers? What size? I’ve got a loyalty card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Trump Sneekers? What size? I’ve got a loyalty card. A fucking titanium loyalty card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Good night chaps. I'm just going outside, I may be gone for some time. (1912) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Good night chaps. I'm just going outside, I may be gone for some time. (1912) Make sure my Tikka Masala is still hot when you get back, or else there'll be trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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