Hammer of Cunts Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don’t worry. I don’t understand that shit either. I ended up giving RK my password and letting him do it. To be fair, if I was more tech savvy and knew how to post images and videos, I’d be permanently banned. I've always thought of typing as women's work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Don't ask me, I've got no idea. Precisely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: You're now reluctantly blocked Toys, throw, pram. Nothing new. As usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 On 02/03/2024 at 22:12, Penny Farthing said: I'm going to bed. Alone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 26 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Precisely. Are you a "typist"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Are you a "typist"? Wolfie is a pissed up type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 17 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Wolfie is a pissed up type. He has been a bit sulky recently. Just a few years ago he dominated Lakeside. I don't think he's come to terms with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 30 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He has been a bit sulky recently. Just a few years ago he dominated Lakeside. I don't think he's come to terms with it. He suffers from L.T.S. .. Long Term Sulkiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 5 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: He suffers from L.T.S. Large Trouser Schlong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 46 minutes ago, King Billy said: Large Trouser Schlong? I never thought you noticed.... 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 So there’s a picture on the internet ostensibly showing Katie wearing comedy sunglasses in the passenger seat of an Audi being driven by her mother through Windsor Great Park to do the school run. It’s taken from the international space station it seems, it’s grainy as fuck, but even that can’t hide the puffy face, the peculiarly absent mole, and the fixed expression. Curiously I’m told it is absent from the British media. This story gets darker by the day. It’s going to be a long time before we see her cutting ribbons again. If ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So there’s a picture on the internet ostensibly showing Katie wearing comedy sunglasses in the passenger seat of an Audi being driven by her mother through Windsor Great Park to do the school run. It’s taken from the international space station it seems, it’s grainy as fuck, but even that can’t hide the puffy face, the peculiarly absent mole, and the fixed expression. Curiously I’m told it is absent from the British media. This story gets darker by the day. It’s going to be a long time before we see her cutting ribbons again. If ever. The last time I cut ribbons was at an underwear party at The Tower On The Park Knightsbridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So there’s a picture on the internet ostensibly showing Katie wearing comedy sunglasses in the passenger seat of an Audi being driven by her mother through Windsor Great Park to do the school run. It’s taken from the international space station it seems, it’s grainy as fuck, but even that can’t hide the puffy face, the peculiarly absent mole, and the fixed expression. Curiously I’m told it is absent from the British media. This story gets darker by the day. It’s going to be a long time before we see her cutting ribbons again. If ever. There was claim that she would be at the trooping of the colours but it seems that MOD has issued a statement that she will NOT be at the trooping the colours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 59 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: it’s grainy as fuck, but even that can’t hide the puffy face, the peculiarly absent mole, and the fixed expression. The host body is rejecting the new lizard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 On 04/03/2024 at 21:18, King Billy said: Large Trouser Schlong? Large Tits Sag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So there’s a picture on the internet ostensibly showing Katie wearing comedy sunglasses in the passenger seat of an Audi being driven by her mother through Windsor Great Park to do the school run. It’s taken from the international space station it seems, it’s grainy as fuck, but even that can’t hide the puffy face, the peculiarly absent mole, and the fixed expression. Curiously I’m told it is absent from the British media. This story gets darker by the day. It’s going to be a long time before we see her cutting ribbons again. If ever. The Windsors are becoming more and more irrelevant and less newsworthy with every day that passes. Big ears’s arse cancer, Kate’s cuntrot, spamhead Willie’s last minute no show at last weeks funeral. They’ve even had to let Andrew out in public again to cover a few bookings, hoping his ankle tag wouldn’t be noticed. As a footnote, a 2018 Jaguar I Pace owned by His Majesty King Sausage Fingers the first was sold at auction on Saturday for a measly £48k. which says to me that the second hand motor trade don’t even think their brand is worth anything anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 ……..and now the MoD have taken a break from cutting holes in Destroyers to replace year-old engines, and firing Trident missiles at themselves, to incur the wrath of Kensington Palace by announcing then retracting Katie’s attendance at Trooping the Colour in…June. So that’ll be six months out of action for spurious medical reasons then. At what point do the Fleet Street Hacks of old get their shoulders to the wheel and dish the dirt? What the fuck is going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 8 hours ago, King Billy said: As a footnote, a 2018 Jaguar I Pace owned by His Majesty King Sausage Fingers the first was sold at auction on Saturday for a measly £48k. which says to me that the second hand motor trade don’t even think their brand is worth anything anymore. I bought 'Prince' George's old tricycle the other day (well, he is ten years old, probably doesn't use it anymore) Fuck me, even the tyres were flat, you'd think they'd have some dusky lackie to pump them up, at leat make it look serviceable, the feckless 'silver spoon' cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 22 minutes ago, and said: I bought 'Prince' George's old tricycle the other day (well, he is ten years old, probably doesn't use it anymore) He'll have moved on to something more advanced. Can you not get the hang of those stabilisers on your "grown-up" bicycle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 8 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: He'll have moved on to something more advanced. Can you not get the hang of those stabilisers on your "grown-up" bicycle? Believe me, I've tried, I just can't manage to balance a dozen Pizza boxes on one arm and steer the fucker at the same time. 🍕🚴♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 1 hour ago, and said: Believe me, I've tried, I just can't manage to balance a dozen Pizza boxes on one arm and steer the fucker at the same time. 🍕🚴♂️ Real men don't need handlebars; put six on each arm, you won't be so lop-sided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 14 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What the fuck is going on? At the risk of being called a conspiracy theorist (perish the thought) I’ve been wondering whether The Vulcan’s very scarce appearances on here recently might be in some way connected to Kates sudden disappearance? As The Corners only (as far as we know) international problem solver, with a CV ranging from sorting out BMW’s electronic suspension software, sourcing face masks and hand wash for her employer during the recent ‘scamdemic’ (essential equipment for her duties at work I expect), and even flying in by private jet to a South American banana republic, with a few hand picked and armed to the teeth (Rambo style) Special forces types, to rescue her ‘old man’ who’d apparently been kidnapped and relieved of his wallet containing a substantial amount in Travellers cheques and probably his Tesco Club Card (probably while he was window shopping outside a souvenir shop during one of the stop offs on his ‘Club 80-130’ Saga Cruise). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Real men don't need handlebars; You wouldn’t say that to Jimmy Edwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 1 minute ago, King Billy said: At the risk of being called a conspiracy theorist (perish the thought) I’ve been wondering whether The Vulcan’s very scarce appearances on here recently might be in some way connected to Kates sudden disappearance? As The Corners only (as far as we know) international problem solver, with a CV ranging from sorting out BMW’s electronic suspension software, sourcing face masks and hand wash for her employer during the recent ‘scamdemic’ (essential equipment for her duties at work I expect), and even flying in by private jet to a South American banana republic, with a few hand picked and armed to the teeth (Rambo style) Special forces types, to rescue her ‘old man’ who’d apparently been kidnapped and relieved of his wallet containing a substantial amount in Travellers cheques and probably his Tesco Club Card (probably while he was window shopping outside a souvenir shop during one of the stop offs on his ‘Club 80-130’ Saga Cruise). You forgot her dental degree, you misogynist prick. And the Mensa membership. Too good for the likes of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You forgot her dental degree, you misogynist prick. And the Mensa membership. Too good for the likes of you. I thought I did quite well actually (for a thicko). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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