and Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 16 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Real men don't need handlebars; put six on each arm, you won't be so lop-sided. Are you suggesting I'm slightly effeminate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 6 minutes ago, and said: Are you suggesting I'm slightly effeminate? You can be a BLT+ for all I care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: You can be a BLT+ for all I care. Bacon Lettuce and Tomato? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bacon Lettuce and Tomato? It changes every week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 40 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It changes every week. Slightly (but only slightly) less frequently than the occupant of 10 Downing St. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 10 Author Report Share Posted March 10 76 days now since WanK were seen together in public. In fact all we’ve had is this week’s grainy pap shot of someone resembling Kate in the passenger seat of an Audi. Must be some fucking surgery she’s had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: 76 days now since WanK were seen together in public. In fact all we’ve had is this week’s grainy pap shot of someone resembling Kate in the passenger seat of an Audi. Must be some fucking surgery she’s had. There are rumours Camlia has donated her cock and Testes to Charles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 10 Author Report Share Posted March 10 I’m sure it will not have escaped collective attention that in the latest Kensington Palace PR triumph, the Mother’s Day picture, Kate is surrounded by her kids but isn’t wearing her wedding ring. Nothing to see here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m sure it will not have escaped collective attention that in the latest Kensington Palace PR triumph, the Mother’s Day picture, Kate is surrounded by her kids but isn’t wearing her wedding ring. Nothing to see here. Its sad when one of The Corner's more lucid commentators goes into full-blown bacofoil mode based on nothing in particular. As I recall the Place PR machine made it quite clear that there would be no running commentary on the PoW's health and that no public engagements was expected 'til Easter. As for Mother's Day image this was obviously not taken by a court or professional photographer as the focusing and white balance is off par. I suspect the PoW's did the visual arranging (by all accounts she is an accomplished snapper) as the composition follows the "rule of thirds" and her husband took the capture with the camera's autofocus switched on. As for not wearing a wedding ring - so fucking what? Plenty of wives divest jewellery, especially rings when at home - me included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Its sad when one of The Corner's more lucid commentators goes into full-blown bacofoil mode based on nothing in particular. As I recall the Place PR machine made it quite clear that there would be no running commentary on the PoW's health and that no public engagements was expected 'til Easter. As for Mother's Day image this was obviously not taken by a court or professional photographer as the focusing and white balance is off par. I suspect the PoW's did the visual arranging (by all accounts she is an accomplished snapper) as the composition follows the "rule of thirds" and her husband took the capture with the camera's autofocus switched on. As for not wearing a wedding ring - so fucking what? Plenty of wives divest jewellery, especially rings when at home - me included. You’d only do that once in my house. I’d have it spot-welded through your fuckng nose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Plenty of wives divest jewellery, especially rings when at home - me included. A smart move Luv. You wouldn’t want it flying off mid wank and KOing the ‘old man’ before you’d finished telling him that he was experiencing the greatest ‘hand job’ ever since hands became a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: A smart move Luv. You wouldn’t want it flying off mid wank and KOing the ‘old man’ before you’d finished telling him that he was experiencing the greatest ‘hand job’ ever since hands became a thing. …during business hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’d only do that once in my house. I’d have it spot-welded through your fuckng nose. Come on DC. You wouldn’t expect her to leave any jewellery, or tbh anything of value lying around in the house, with Eddie prowling about looking for anything that Cash Converters would give him the price of a can of Red Stripe for? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Come on DC. You wouldn’t expect her to leave any jewellery, or tbh anything of value lying around in the house, with Eddie prowling about looking for anything that Cash Converters would give him the price of a can of Red Stripe for? The only red stripe he’ll get is if she’s got another anal fissure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The only red stripe he’ll get is if she’s got another anal fissure. The simple fact that she posted last night (in her uniquely patronising and nauseating manner) means that we should expect an imminent avalanche of MSM BREAKING NEWS that the Israel/Hamas, Russia/Ukraine conflicts, the existential threat to humanity known as the ‘Climate Emergency’ along with dozens of other previously thought to be unsolvable global problems have finally been solved, by a ‘past her best’, MENSA rejecting old ginger haired Welsh slag, who wants to remain anonymous, as she’s said ‘I wouldn’t want anyone to think they’re in any way less clever than me, even though they obviously all are.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 44 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The only red stripe he’ll get is if she’s got another anal fissure. I’ve just thrown up tomorrow mornings corn flakes that I haven’t even eaten yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: The simple fact that she posted last night (in her uniquely patronising and nauseating manner) means that we should expect an imminent avalanche of MSM BREAKING NEWS that the Israel/Hamas, Russia/Ukraine conflicts, the existential threat to humanity known as the ‘Climate Emergency’ along with dozens of other previously thought to be unsolvable global problems have finally been solved, by a ‘past her best’, MENSA rejecting old ginger haired Welsh slag, who wants to remain anonymous, as she’s said ‘I wouldn’t want anyone to think they’re in any way less clever than me, even though they obviously all are.’ The BBC and similar propaganda outlets majestically announce a "naval corridor" Cyprus-Gaza as if the single humanitarian aid ship en route is likely to be attacked or harassed by houti rebels or the like on the Med. playground of Fred Olsen Cruises? Are they up their own arses where the view is clear but somewhat brown coloured? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve just thrown up tomorrow mornings corn flakes that I haven’t even eaten yet. Tony the 🐯 has had anal intercourse. He says it's Gr-eAT! * * Kellog's Frosties not Cornflakes, but it's still anal, that's the main point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The BBC and similar propaganda outlets majestically announce a "naval corridor" Cyprus-Gaza as if the single humanitarian aid ship en route is likely to be attacked or harassed by houti rebels or the like on the Med. playground of Fred Olsen Cruises? Are they up their own arses where the view is clear but somewhat brown coloured? They will raid it and nick the lot anyway so who gives a fuck .Mum's net types think that in gaza they'll all cute little innocent victim types. Yeah , right . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 6 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: They will raid it and nick the lot anyway so who gives a fuck .Mum's net types think that in gaza they'll all cute little innocent victim types. Yeah , right . You should trust your mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Just now, ChildeHarold said: You should trust your mum. That's easy for you to say , you're mum wasn't Rose West . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said: That's easy for you to say , you're mum wasn't Rose West . As they say, you can choose your friends... how is Charles Manson these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 10 Author Report Share Posted March 10 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Its sad when one of The Corner's more lucid commentators goes into full-blown bacofoil mode based on nothing in particular. As I recall the Place PR machine made it quite clear that there would be no running commentary on the PoW's health and that no public engagements was expected 'til Easter. As for Mother's Day image this was obviously not taken by a court or professional photographer as the focusing and white balance is off par. I suspect the PoW's did the visual arranging (by all accounts she is an accomplished snapper) as the composition follows the "rule of thirds" and her husband took the capture with the camera's autofocus switched on. As for not wearing a wedding ring - so fucking what? Plenty of wives divest jewellery, especially rings when at home - me included. I’m honoured you’ve come out of apparent semi-retirement to interject here, even if the interjection is to stereotypically cling to whatever you’ve read in The Telegraph editorial that morning. I don’t know if PR features in your list of many skills, and by PR I mean Public Relations, not any dubiously-acquired erotic skills you might have with latex gloves (removing a wedding ring is preferable here). The media machine at Kensington Palace has clearly made an utter balls of this whole narrative, and even a retarded toddler would appreciate releasing a ring-less picture against a background of weeks of fevered speculation might be unwise, even if she’d just popped the sparkler on the windowsill to do the washing up, as all domestic goddesses might. However, true to form, the debate has now moved on, with the news that renowned Bacofoil-wearers the Associated Press have spiked the image on the basis it has been manipulated at source. I wonder how your formidable brain will deal with this inconvenient truth? I mean, it couldn’t possibly be the case that you’re being lied to, could it? Lucid enough for you, sweetheart? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m honoured you’ve come out of apparent semi-retirement to interject here, even if the interjection is to stereotypically cling to whatever you’ve read in The Telegraph editorial that morning. I don’t know if PR features in your list of many skills, and by PR I mean Public Relations, not any dubiously-acquired erotic skills you might have with latex gloves (removing a wedding ring is preferable here). The media machine at Kensington Palace has clearly made an utter balls of this whole narrative, and even a retarded toddler would appreciate releasing a ring-less picture against a background of weeks of fevered speculation might be unwise, even if she’d just popped the sparkler on the windowsill to do the washing up, as all domestic goddesses might. However, true to form, the debate has now moved on, with the news that renowned Bacofoil-wearers the Associated Press have spiked the image on the basis it has been manipulated at source. I wonder how your formidable brain will deal with this inconvenient truth? I mean, it couldn’t possibly be the case that you’re being lied to, could it? Lucid enough for you, sweetheart? What on earth is going on, LCS.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 10 Author Report Share Posted March 10 31 minutes ago, Frank said: What on earth is going on, LCS.. “Abdominal surgery”, Frank. A very credible story. Surely you’ve heard differently on Old Compton Street? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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