ChildeHarold Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 51 minutes ago, and said: Well, that's London fucked, you'll only be able to get into the city if you're riding a camel or a donkey, unless, of course, you're rich, or stupid enough, to pay whatever the self-serving little Hitler wants you to pay. Hope you're all happy about not getting off your lazy fuckin' arses and voting the cunt out. CUNTS! Somebody must like him. Fucking gets your goat doesn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 5 Report Share Posted May 5 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Somebody must like him. Fucking gets your goat doesn’t it? He's serving a purpose, the full 'dusky revolution' begins here. Next comes Sharia Law for not conforming to ULEZ regulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 5 Report Share Posted May 5 On 03/05/2024 at 23:29, King Billy said: Wake up Panzy ffs. Our so called government in the U.K. don’t give a flying fuck about the citizens in NI or the rest of the U.K. And if you think your political uniparty cabal in Dublin have the slightest interest in your well being, then you are living in a parallel fucking universe matey. The Unionist/Nationalist nonsense is nowadays nothing more than a propaganda distraction which most people are no longer interested in. The loyalists and Republicans in the North are rapidly putting their past differences aside and realising that their actual enemy is not each other but the traitors they’ve put in power, who’ve lied to them from the start and are now openly revealing their true agenda. I genuinely despise them all, and if you weren’t as dumb as a bunch of scallions you would too, you daft fenian cunt. 🇬🇧NO SURRENDER🇬🇧 Fuck off. I see that you caught up with that Fenian Xmas tree seller. I’ve heard @entitled little cunt is flogging them too…probably. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-68961875 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 6 Report Share Posted May 6 On 05/05/2024 at 15:11, Dyslexic cnut said: I see that you caught up with that Fenian Xmas tree seller. I’ve heard @entitled little cunt is flogging them too…probably. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-68961875 Ballys the loyal dead evergreen flogger..im the fenian hornicidal manic..yuu twatty kaaant..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 15 Author Report Share Posted May 15 My television this morning was full of Charlie unveiling a dreadful portrait, William titting about with some Apaches, and a forlorn-looking Prince Edward troubling some bemused punters outside a pub in Oakham. What the fuck has become of the lot of them? Liz must be spinning like a rotisserie chicken. 142 days since the Princess of Wales was incontrovertibly seen in public. Is she in a coma, licking rubber wallpaper somewhere, consulting the partners at Mishcon, or trying to rescue her marriage with a crash course in Dominatrix skills? What’s certainly true is that the official story, recovering from chemo between dubious trips to the local farm shop, isn’t going to hold much longer. Meanwhile a beaming Rose Hanbury gets her photo taken meeting The Queen for the upcoming “When Side Chicks Win” special edition of Tatler. It’s Royal Ascot in a few weeks. Even the most supine, neutered, members of the Fourth Estate are going to start asking questions soon. Should be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Meghan & Harry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: It’s Royal Ascot in a few weeks. I know, I've been giving my pony a wash and brush-up, I wouldn't want it to be refused entry for looking untidy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 7 hours ago, and said: I know, I've been giving my pony a wash and brush-up, I wouldn't want it to be refused entry for looking untidy. You keep your pony firmly in your trousers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 14 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Is she in a coma My money’s on a full stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: My money’s on a full stop. She’s only got a semi colon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She’s only got a semi colon. That’s still half a colon more than Franks got left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 On 05/05/2024 at 14:54, and said: He's serving a purpose, the full 'dusky revolution' begins here. Next comes Sharia Law for not conforming to ULEZ regulations. Can't you fucking think straight? Khan got back in because a lot of Londoners of ALL ethnic groups voted for him not just the racial groups you see as his backers. The trouble with Khan is he is too bland, not enough fucking fizz. What London needs is another Ken Livingstone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 54 minutes ago, King Billy said: That’s still half a colon more than Franks got left. You’ve lost me now Bill. I could never get the hang of Anatomical Fractions at school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Khan got back in because a lot of Londoners of ALL ethnic groups voted for him You mean like turkeys would be voting for Christmas? Why the fuck would you vote so you have to pay just to drive your vehicle from one side of the city to the other. All this 'clean air' bollocks is the same as 'climate change', it's just been invented to screw more money out of the public for the corrupt cunts in government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 On 04/05/2024 at 19:27, ChildeHarold said: Fucking gets your goat doesn’t it? I sold my goat to OCR, he said he was making a curry with it (but I know he was going to make love to it)🐐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 13 minutes ago, and said: I sold my goat to OCR, he said he was making a curry with it (but I know he was going to make love to it)🐐 They eat clothes off a line, so I hope he folded his boxers and put them in a safe place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: They eat clothes off a line, so I hope he folded his boxers and put them in a safe place. He always goes 'commando' when he's on a pussy hunt, it's part of his Scottish heritage, you don't wear anything under a 'grass skirt'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 On 15/05/2024 at 06:44, Last Cunt Standing said: My television this morning was full of Charlie unveiling a dreadful portrait, William titting about with some Apaches, and a forlorn-looking Prince Edward troubling some bemused punters outside a pub in Oakham. What the fuck has become of the lot of them? Liz must be spinning like a rotisserie chicken. 142 days since the Princess of Wales was incontrovertibly seen in public. Is she in a coma, licking rubber wallpaper somewhere, consulting the partners at Mishcon, or trying to rescue her marriage with a crash course in Dominatrix skills? What’s certainly true is that the official story, recovering from chemo between dubious trips to the local farm shop, isn’t going to hold much longer. Meanwhile a beaming Rose Hanbury gets her photo taken meeting The Queen for the upcoming “When Side Chicks Win” special edition of Tatler. It’s Royal Ascot in a few weeks. Even the most supine, neutered, members of the Fourth Estate are going to start asking questions soon. Should be interesting. But they’re not, Doc and it won’t be. It’s fairly clear that after nearly 5 months the only cunt who seems to give a flying fuck about this tart is a run-away Abbo-fucker on the other side of the planet. Aren’t you getting fed-up looking like some fixated weirdo on here, week in week out and spoiling what was once a commendable reputation? Dorinda Cox is a fly-encrusted cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: But they’re not, Doc and it won’t be. It’s fairly clear that after nearly 5 months the only cunt who seems to give a flying fuck about this tart is a run-away Abbo-fucker on the other side of the planet. Aren’t you getting fed-up looking like some fixated weirdo on here, week in week out and spoiling what was once a commendable reputation? Dorinda Cox is a fly-encrusted cunt. Have you fingered any notable Australian celebrities? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you fingered any notable Australian celebrities? I had a brief go at that Edna Everidge cunt(ess,) mid-80s. Honestly…it was quite brief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I had a brief go at that Edna Everidge cunt(ess,) mid-80s. Honestly…it was quite brief. Madge Allsop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Madge Allsop? I was due to go left-handed on her, but the Everidge trauma scuppered that plan. I never went out for a week. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: But they’re not, Doc and it won’t be. It’s fairly clear that after nearly 5 months the only cunt who seems to give a flying fuck about this tart is a run-away Abbo-fucker on the other side of the planet. Aren’t you getting fed-up looking like some fixated weirdo on here, week in week out and spoiling what was once a commendable reputation? Dorinda Cox is a fly-encrusted cunt. He has got a point though DC. Where is the fucking titless Princess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you fingered any notable Australian celebrities? Does Rolf Harris count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Just now, King Billy said: He has got a point though DC. Where is the fucking titless Princess? On the end of DC’s dextrous digits as we speak…and now you’ve ruined everything. Shortbread and piss waft, should you care to know. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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