Penny Farthing Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 I bought a TV at Christmas after 13 years of managing without one. I am fucking too deaf to listen to the sound without turning the sound up so loud that it wakes every cunt in Paignton up, so I turn the sound off and use subtitles .. there is an option to turn subtitles on and off but on some programmes there is this fucking silly annoying sign language cunt that appears on the bottom right hand corner of the screen and no option to get rid of the cunt. What the fuck is with this sign language .. if you are clever enough to understand it you must be clever enough to read the subtitles without all this fucking wavy arms stuff .. Fucking woke cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: if you are clever enough to understand it you must be clever enough to read the subtitles without all this fucking wavy arms stuff I think, and I could be wrong, that it's only certain programmes that are 'signed', these used to be clearly marked as such in papers and magazines that published the tv schedules. So, if you don't like 'wavy arms stuff', it's best to avoid them (and anything with Magnus Pyke) because you can't get rid of them by pressing a button on your remote control (unless it's the 'off' switch)📺 Hope that helps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 7 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I bought a TV at Christmas after 13 years of managing without one. I am fucking too deaf to listen to the sound without turning the sound up so loud that it wakes every cunt in Paignton up, so I turn the sound off and use subtitles .. there is an option to turn subtitles on and off but on some programmes there is this fucking silly annoying sign language cunt that appears on the bottom right hand corner of the screen and no option to get rid of the cunt. What the fuck is with this sign language .. if you are clever enough to understand it you must be clever enough to read the subtitles without all this fucking wavy arms stuff .. Fucking woke cunts. The sign language man only pops up on programmes aired after 2am. Go to bed earlier you hideous old crone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I bought a TV at Christmas after 13 years of managing without one. I am fucking too deaf to listen to the sound without turning the sound up so loud that it wakes every cunt in Paignton up, so I turn the sound off and use subtitles .. there is an option to turn subtitles on and off but on some programmes there is this fucking silly annoying sign language cunt that appears on the bottom right hand corner of the screen and no option to get rid of the cunt. What the fuck is with this sign language .. if you are clever enough to understand it you must be clever enough to read the subtitles without all this fucking wavy arms stuff .. Fucking woke cunts. You are clearly a fucking born lying cow's son for the first sentence! Who are you kidding and what do you fucking take us for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I bought a TV at Christmas after 13 years of managing without one. I am fucking too deaf to listen to the sound without turning the sound up so loud that it wakes every cunt in Paignton up, so I turn the sound off and use subtitles .. there is an option to turn subtitles on and off but on some programmes there is this fucking silly annoying sign language cunt that appears on the bottom right hand corner of the screen and no option to get rid of the cunt. What the fuck is with this sign language .. if you are clever enough to understand it you must be clever enough to read the subtitles without all this fucking wavy arms stuff .. Fucking woke cunts. Just sellotape a bit of card over the cunt. Sorted You're welcome 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 34 minutes ago, Basil Brush said: The sign language man only pops up on programmes aired after 2am. Go to bed earlier you hideous old crone. After 2AM is anytime after 2AM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 5 hours ago, and said: I think, and I could be wrong, that it's only certain programmes that are 'signed', these used to be clearly marked as such in papers and magazines that published the tv schedules. So, if you don't like 'wavy arms stuff', it's best to avoid them (and anything with Magnus Pyke) because you can't get rid of them by pressing a button on your remote control (unless it's the 'off' switch)📺 Hope that helps. I think that @ChildeHarold and @Basil Brush both need help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 27 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You are clearly a fucking born lying cow's son for the first sentence! Who are you kidding and what do you fucking take us for? No, it's true. For entertainment Pen uses her 1870s magic lantern to watch "saucy" pictures such as one of the 5th Earl of Stranraer showing his ankles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: No, it's true. For entertainment Pen uses her 1870s magic lantern to watch "saucy" pictures such as one of the 5th Earl of Stranraer showing his ankles. They're all the same, cunts with Royal connections, perverted fuckin' degenerates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I bought a TV at Christmas after 13 years of managing without one. I am fucking too deaf to listen to the sound without turning the sound up so loud that it wakes every cunt in Paignton up, so I turn the sound off and use subtitles .. there is an option to turn subtitles on and off but on some programmes there is this fucking silly annoying sign language cunt that appears on the bottom right hand corner of the screen and no option to get rid of the cunt. What the fuck is with this sign language .. if you are clever enough to understand it you must be clever enough to read the subtitles without all this fucking wavy arms stuff .. Fucking woke cunts. Kill yourself. Please, just do it. Find an old deltic-powered loco and throw yourself under the fucking thing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I bought a TV at Christmas after 13 years of managing without one. I am fucking too deaf to listen to the sound without turning the sound up so loud that it wakes every cunt in Paignton up, so I turn the sound off and use subtitles .. there is an option to turn subtitles on and off but on some programmes there is this fucking silly annoying sign language cunt that appears on the bottom right hand corner of the screen and no option to get rid of the cunt. What the fuck is with this sign language .. if you are clever enough to understand it you must be clever enough to read the subtitles without all this fucking wavy arms stuff .. Fucking woke cunts. If you drill a small hole in the bottom right hand corner of your television set, you should be able to poke a screwdriver in and kill the little person. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just sellotape a bit of card over the cunt. Sorted You're welcome You’ve done that with the ‘up-change’ indicator light on the instrument panel of your car haven’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Live sign-language interpreters in theatres (and cinemas) are quite a popular attraction, people have their favourites. They don't just stand there, they act out what's going on so that you can tell whose speech they are relaying. It's quite amusing. I suppose it's annoying for someone watching "late-night" television when the little Magnus Pike blocks the view of a nipple or an orifice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You’ve done that with the ‘up-change’ indicator light on the instrument panel of your car haven’t you? Eric, I don't have a clue what the fuck you're talking about. My car has seats, a steering wheel and a radio and when I press the pedals it moves. That's the extent of my vehicular knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you drill a small hole in the bottom right hand corner of your television set, you should be able to poke a screwdriver in and kill the little person. 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: After 2AM is anytime after 2AM. Are you senile or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 11 hours ago, Basil Brush said: The sign language man only pops up on programmes aired after 2am. Go to bed earlier you hideous old crone. No wonder they're deaf , they should get more fucking sleep .Typical fucking scroungers .Out getting pissed then get home and slump on the sofa with a kebab watching sign language at 2am .Fucking deaf cunts , some of us have to work for a living not sit down watching a rerun of newsnight with chilli sauce and chopped cabbage down our fronts , put the cunts in the Army . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 16 Author Report Share Posted February 16 8 hours ago, Basil Brush said: Are you senile or something? No .. I am just stating fact 9AM is after 2AM simple fact, Simple Match .. Simples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 16 Author Report Share Posted February 16 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No, it's true. For entertainment Pen uses her 1870s magic lantern to watch "saucy" pictures such as one of the 5th Earl of Stranraer showing his ankles. Robert Offley Ashburton Crewe-Milnes, 1st Marquess of Crewe who was the last Earl of Crewe died in 1945 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: No .. I am just stating fact 9AM is after 2AM simple fact, Simple Match .. Simples. Oh I see, you're just a total cretin. Got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Robert Offley Ashburton Crewe-Milnes, 1st Marquess of Crewe who was the last Earl of Crewe died in 1945 OK clever cunt , how many pheasant's did the stuck up old wanker shoot between 1927 and 1932 and how many thrashing's did he administer to poachers in 1934. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My car has seats, a steering wheel and a radio My imaginary M4 used to have a radio and a set of nice alloy wheels until they disappeared overnight recently. I spoke to the nice young men across the road who were working very hard laying down a new driveway. Unfortunately none of them had seen anything which could help me identify the perpetrators of the heinous crime, however they did say that if I wished to buy a dog or have a fight they would be more than willing to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: My imaginary M4 used to have a radio and a set of nice alloy wheels until they disappeared overnight recently. I spoke to the nice young men across the road who were working very hard laying down a new driveway. Unfortunately none of them had seen anything which could help me identify the perpetrators of the heinous crime, however they did say that if I wished to buy a dog or have a fight they would be more than willing to help. Shut up you fucking moron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut up you fucking moron. I know where you live. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 On 15/02/2024 at 20:27, camberwell gypsy said: Eric, I don't have a clue what the fuck you're talking about. My car has seats, a steering wheel and a radio and when I press the pedals it moves. That's the extent of my vehicular knowledge. I think you have to start the engine first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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