camberwell gypsy Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: What can a Vespa do that Jade Goody couldn't? Reach 30. I've always had a soft spot for Jade. She came over as being as thick as whale shit. She wasnt (she trained as a dental nurse and you need some smarts about you to do that). She was branded a racist because of some flippant jibe about an Indian fellow contestants name, some third rate Bollywood actress, 'poppadom' (big fucking deal) and she had a mother who was a fucking mouthy druggy. When she found out she had cervical cancer she crusaded to get more women to have their smear tests. The rise in uptake was unbelievable. I remember the surgery I worked at at the time the appointments shot up. Imagine how many lives she may have saved! She took on shitloads of work despite being in constant pain to make sure her son didn't go without when she died. He's now an actor apparently. So I find it hard to slag her off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've always had a soft spot for Jade. She came over as being as thick as whale shit. She wasnt (she trained as a dental nurse and you need some smarts about you to do that). She was branded a racist because of some flippant jibe about an Indian fellow contestants name, some third rate Bollywood actress, 'poppadom' (big fucking deal) and she had a mother who was a fucking mouthy druggy. When she found out she had cervical cancer she crusaded to get more women to have their smear tests. The rise in uptake was unbelievable. I remember the surgery I worked at at the time the appointments shot up. Imagine how many lives she may have saved! She took on shitloads of work despite being in constant pain to make sure her son didn't go without when she died. He's now an actor apparently. So I find it hard to slag her off. The only real thing I have against her is that back in March 2009 I was waiting for a train at Cheltenham and some stupid middle aged woman came up to me and asked me if I had heard any news about Jade and was taken about when I asked her who Jade was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 On 27/02/2024 at 12:04, camberwell gypsy said: I've always had a soft spot for Jade. She came over as being as thick as whale shit. She wasnt (she trained as a dental nurse and you need some smarts about you to do that). She was branded a racist because of some flippant jibe about an Indian fellow contestants name, some third rate Bollywood actress, 'poppadom' (big fucking deal) and she had a mother who was a fucking mouthy druggy. When she found out she had cervical cancer she crusaded to get more women to have their smear tests. The rise in uptake was unbelievable. I remember the surgery I worked at at the time the appointments shot up. Imagine how many lives she may have saved! She took on shitloads of work despite being in constant pain to make sure her son didn't go without when she died. He's now an actor apparently. So I find it hard to slag her off. While all that is laudable, anybody who has appeared, or will appear on Big Brother, is an utter fuckin' cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If she IS pregnant, the blind guy who fucked her deserves a medal. You could give him one of those foil-covered chocolate medallions that they hang on Christmas trees, he wouldn't know the fuckin' difference!🥇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've always had a soft spot for Jade. She came over as being as thick as whale shit. She wasnt (she trained as a dental nurse and you need some smarts about you to do that). She was branded a racist because of some flippant jibe about an Indian fellow contestants name, some third rate Bollywood actress, 'poppadom' (big fucking deal) and she had a mother who was a fucking mouthy druggy. When she found out she had cervical cancer she crusaded to get more women to have their smear tests. The rise in uptake was unbelievable. I remember the surgery I worked at at the time the appointments shot up. Imagine how many lives she may have saved! She took on shitloads of work despite being in constant pain to make sure her son didn't go without when she died. He's now an actor apparently. So I find it hard to slag her off. Indeed. It's a shame millions will always remember her as a thick, fat, ugly racist pig-looking Essex slag with barely a brain cell who made a mini-career from the tackiest TV show possible, unselfishly allowing herself to be exploited by Ch4 bosses for viewing figures. She worked hard in her final months to ensure her kids never went without, even selling her hairdryer on eBay and launching a 2009 calendar which sadly didn't make it past spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 On 26/02/2024 at 21:37, entitled little cunt said: I would. Look, I would ok.Life can get lonely.Most females now have cocks , are rugmunchers or are overly aggressive women footballers or boxers.If I wanted to fuck something masculine I would have been privately educated and become a Conservative member of Parliament .She looks perfectly reasonable to me especially after a couple of large glasses of red. large glasses of red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: large glasses of red He remembers when rock was young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 23 hours ago, Wolfie said: Indeed. It's a shame millions will always remember her as a thick, fat, ugly racist pig-looking Essex slag with barely a brain cell who made a mini-career from the tackiest TV show possible, unselfishly allowing herself to be exploited by Ch4 bosses for viewing figures. She worked hard in her final months to ensure her kids never went without, even selling her hairdryer on eBay and launching a 2009 calendar which sadly didn't make it past spring. Tell me about it. I bought one, and asked for a 9 month refund. I'm still waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Tell me about it. I bought one, and asked for a 9 month refund. I'm still waiting. You wouldn't have made it past March in any case, as all the pages would be stuck together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: You wouldn't have made it past March in any case, as all the pages would be stuck together. Forget this shit. I've got a 2016 calendar of 'scenes of London' and October is Hampstead Heath, with Frank being sodomised by Eddie, behind a Rhododendron bush. (In black and white). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 37 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: (In black and white). Obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit. I've got a 2016 calendar of 'scenes of London' and October is Hampstead Heath, with Frank being sodomised by Eddie, behind a Rhododendron bush. (In black and white). Black in white 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 On 26/02/2024 at 15:20, Hammer of Cunts said: Apparently she's Australian. Definitely Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Definitely Welsh. I would say Glasgow with a bit of County Cork thrown in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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