Roadkill Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 Sadly, it isn't fatal, but at least she looks funny now. Maybe the bloated fucking land whale can work it into her standup routine instead of constantly rambling on about her defective fucking minge. Hopefully it'll make it more difficult for her to squat on the unsuspecting cocks of passed out men and pass it all off as a "joke" later, too. Sinister fucking designated by committee "comedian". If we're lucky, the change in air pressure on her next assigned flight to an event she has no right hosting causes her to explosively decompress. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 Another PR non news story. Watch out! Taylor Swift will come up with a trivial ailment next. If it was Melissa Mccarthy I might give a fuck. (No I wouldn't) I must say RK you're doing better and having a fair old stab, but IMHO (which you will no doubt remind me about the "humble" part) there's still a long way to go before you impress Moi! (IMHO) 🙂 LOL (from one of your ghosts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 26 Author Report Share Posted February 26 Just now, ChildeHarold said: Another PR non news story. Watch out! Taylor Swift will come up with a trivial ailment next. If it was Melissa Mccarthy I might give a fuck. (No I wouldn't) I must say RK you're doing better and having a fair old stab, but IMHO (which you will no doubt remind me about the "humble" part) there's still a long way to go before you impress Moi! (IMHO) 🙂 LOL (from one of your ghosts) Why haven't you killed @Basil? You've just pulled his legs off and left him crippled and screeching nonce allegations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 26 Author Report Share Posted February 26 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! Just imagine the fucking thing hanging from the rafters ready to pounce on you like a rabid orangutan as you stumble your way to bed after a night out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 46 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Just imagine the fucking thing hanging from the rafters ready to pounce on you like a rabid orangutan as you stumble your way to bed after a night out... It’s all bollocks Killer as I’m sure you’ve worked by now. Unless I see her buffalo hump and abdominal striae myself I’m thinking it’s more Pizza and Chocolate than her fucking adrenals. Watch for the coming advert for Ozempic and inevitable “Amy: My Food Hell” tabloid. It’d be like shagging a beanbag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! Apparently she's Australian. Is she from New South Whales? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 26 Author Report Share Posted February 26 10 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Apparently she's Australian. Is she from New South Whales? Thar she blows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! Clyde from Every Which Way but Loose. Where's Cunt Eastwood? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Why haven't you killed @Basil? You've just pulled his legs off and left him crippled and screeching nonce allegations. Roops is preparing a new strangulation method using his knicker elastic. Slow and painful. Smelly too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Clyde from Every Which Way but Loose. Where's Cunt Eastwood? Still alive I guess being adulated as local sheriff. Joe Biden's body double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! A soapy tit-wank is all she's getting from me,I have standards you know 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Thar she blows! That's not an image that I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! Is that one of those 'Birthing Pools'? She looks like she's about to blow forth with sextuplets, or maybe a baby Hippopotamus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 26 minutes ago, and said: Is that one of those 'Birthing Pools'? I think she may well have been pregnant when that was taken, but with professional fatties like Amy it's hard to be sure. If she IS pregnant, the blind guy who fucked her deserves a medal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! I love a ginger, even a fat pig like that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 6 hours ago, Roadkill said: Just imagine the fucking thing hanging from the rafters ready to pounce on you like a rabid orangutan as you stumble your way to bed after a night out... I've got to hand it to you RK you're on a winner with this one. You must be marching up and down the road with your cock hanging out giving it a good airing. You've every right to be proud of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: I love a ginger, even a fat pig like that. Hey dead eyes! Beauty is in the 👀 of the beholder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I would. Look, I would ok.Life can get lonely.Most females now have cocks , are rugmunchers or are overly aggressive women footballers or boxers.If I wanted to fuck something masculine I would have been privately educated and become a Conservative member of Parliament .She looks perfectly reasonable to me especially after a couple of large glasses of red. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 25 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I would. Look, I would ok.Life can get lonely.Most females now have cocks , are rugmunchers or are overly aggressive women footballers or boxers.If I wanted to fuck something masculine I would have been privately educated and become a Conservative member of Parliament .She looks perfectly reasonable to me especially after a couple of large glasses of red. I'll give this a like tomorrow but this is pretty out there... mind you the red glasses... look where they got Elton John! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 3 hours ago, Eddie said: I love a ginger, even a fat pig like that. @Eddie, I can imagine that. When you are riding Roops, you two must look like a giant Jaffa Cake. You make me fucking sick. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! You filthy fucking cunt,I hate you for this image. On topic my distaste for this sack of pussy jokes and feminism only rivalled by @Mrs Roops is fully known. Now if she can just do a Jade Goodie and fuck off for good the world would be better place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 26 Author Report Share Posted February 26 1 minute ago, Snowy said: You filthy fucking cunt,I hate you for this image. On topic my distaste for this sack of pussy jokes and feminism only rivalled by @Mrs Roops is fully known. Now if she can just do a Jade Goodie and fuck off for good the world would be better place. What can a Vespa do that Jade Goody couldn't? Reach 30. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 29 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What can a Vespa do that Jade Goody couldn't? Reach 30. I feel totally guilty for her death. A lesser known fact from Snowys past is he went to school with PJ. There is never anytime a proper midlander wouldn't like to fuck over the second city in are eyes. I'm not into to conspiracies but my old mate PJ had some toxic crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I think she may well have been pregnant when that was taken, but with professional fatties like Amy it's hard to be sure. If she IS pregnant, the blind guy who fucked her deserves a medal. Don't they swell up after they drown? I bet that Abdul was about to "pop" when they found him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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