King Billy Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: They took the parking fines out of his estate. 📤 He should have bought a saloon or a hatchback. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: He should have bought a saloon or a hatchback. Top form! 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: He should have bought a saloon or a hatchback. I should have added his final resting place is in a well known dogging layby on the A14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I should have added his final resting place is in a well known dogging layby on the A14. What happened to his car? Is it for sale? Asking for a friend who has a thing about driving around in recently deceased peoples motors (while wearing their clothes usually). I think he’s probably just addicted to the smell of mothballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 57 minutes ago, King Billy said: What happened to his car? Is it for sale? Asking for a friend who has a thing about driving around in recently deceased peoples motors (while wearing their clothes usually). I think he’s probably just addicted to the smell of mothballs. I saw that on Forensic Files. They recoveted 52,000 sets of fingerprints from the glove compartment and steering wheel. Apparently it had been parked in Brixton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I saw that on Forensic Files. They recoveted 52,000 sets of fingerprints from the glove compartment and steering wheel. Apparently it had been parked in Brixton. Liverpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Liverpool. Toxteth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 13 hours ago, King Billy said: Liverpool. Reported…racist cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Reported…racist cunt. Fall foul of me again, you easily-triggered sap, and you'll know all about it. Meanwhile I suggest you time your posts wisely... you'll remain in the mod queue until I know you can be trusted. Welcome back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 1 hour ago, Frank said: Fall foul of me again, you easily-triggered sap, and you'll know all about it. Meanwhile I suggest you time your posts wisely... you'll remain in the mod queue until I know you can be trusted. Welcome back. Is it because you’re a weedy, effeminate fop in real life that you enjoy coming out with shit like this on CC? You absolute fucking bellend. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 2 hours ago, Frank said: Fall foul of me again, you easily-triggered sap, and you'll know all about it. Meanwhile I suggest you time your posts wisely... you'll remain in the mod queue until I know you can be trusted. Welcome back. Did I whistle for a slithering has-been? When I want your opinion…I’ll give it to you. Now, fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 3 hours ago, Frank said: Fall foul of me again, you easily-triggered sap, and you'll know all about it. Meanwhile I suggest you time your posts wisely... you'll remain in the mod queue until I know you can be trusted. Welcome back. You would not dare to post this if decs had not returned to Canada. Shove your umbrella collection up your arse, show my your brella stand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 23 minutes ago, Eddie said: You would not dare to post this if decs had not returned to Canada. Shove your umbrella collection up your arse, show my your brella stand. Frank has a huge collection of miniature umbrellas, which he adds to every time he attends the STD clinic (AIDS, herpes and Monkey Pox department) and has one inserted up his shit covered, decomposing, bitemarked bell end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Frank has a huge collection of miniature umbrellas, which he adds to every time he attends the STD clinic (AIDS, herpes and Monkey Pox department) and has one inserted up his shit covered, decomposing, bitemarked bell end. Will the bitemarks lead to identifying the mouth in question from dental records? Are they human bites. Archie can suck and bite at the same time with his scarlet red arse in the air. PS. I have been watching a lot of Medical Detectves recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: PS. I have been watching a lot of Medical Detectves recently. This time next year you’ll be more in demand than Dr. Hillary. Graham Norton will pay you a fortune to come on his TV show and talk to the plebs about ‘the science’ etc. (after you’ve sucked his rancid winkle and plated his arse in the green room obviously). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 55 minutes ago, King Billy said: This time next year you’ll be more in demand than Dr. Hillary. Graham Norton will pay you a fortune to come on his TV show and talk to the plebs about ‘the science’ etc. (after you’ve sucked his rancid winkle and plated his arse in the green room obviously). You have it all planned don't you? Talking of plans, have you thought over Archie's invitation to play cards? They say it's very hard to read his face except when a fruit bowl is nearby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 On 31/03/2024 at 14:52, Decimus said: I got him sent to the camps by winding the old kike cunt up until he blew his little hat off his head in a massive meltdown. Whoever could have guessed that he'd be so sensitive about his heritage? what a useless shiny he turned out to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 On 31/03/2024 at 15:01, Cuntybaws said: What IS in those little boxes? My money's on OXO cubes or petrified foreskins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 On 02/04/2024 at 09:40, Penny Farthing said: He is doing his jewty fighting the moosies. cunt's not that brave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 On 31/03/2024 at 16:45, entitled little cunt said: Gaza holiday homes. The locals left alive should be suitably subdued by now so they can do the change overs .The climate and beaches are fantastic . get a fucking avatar you mangy dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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