Eddie Posted July 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 The problem with these Alpha Male cunts is when the rest of the world gets caught up in their willy-smashing competitions.He gets the keys to the Oval Office and within hours it'll be him and Putin going "Outside now, motherfucker! I'm gonna nuke you".....whilst Kim Jong-Un plays their tag-team partner.kim Jong hair 'do' is equally as atrocious as trumps comb forward lid type effort, but at least they kept their shirts on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 trump bought a building overlooking the site of the twin towers as it was going to be turned into a mosque. He thought it was a deliberate poke at the 9/11 relatives. I like him a lot.He's just gone up in my estimation. Suddenly it matters not that he's an ugly cunt with an obscene amount of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I had a Donald Trump this morning. A triple flusher.well done for your perseverance and getting rid of the evidence. Nobody can say you're not a trier. Were they 6 litre flushes or the full load 8 litres? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Save water, break up the floater with a stick (or Frank's toothbrush) for a single flush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 always puzzled me why bellends like trump and johnson are, we are told so revered by joe public as "a bit of a character" and even "one of us" when they would gladly stride over a dying child if there was dosh and/or a fuck in it ... there again maybe i've just answered my own question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 at least the current prez had the bollocks to go into Pakistan uninvited, on a 50-50 chance and nail bin laden. Can you imagine our lot trying to make a decision on that, no fucking chance.Well,the people behind him that actually run the country had the bollocks to send in the canon fodder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Donald has now attacked John McCain over his military service record as he spent 5 years as a pow during the Vietnam war. Therefore Donald argues he should not be labeled a hero for being captured for 5 years. Kicking of nicely again, and Donald leads the poles, he will be the next president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Donald has now attacked John McCain over his military service record as he spent 5 years as a pow during the Vietnam war. Therefore Donald argues he should not be labeled a hero for being captured for 5 years. Kicking of nicely again, and Donald leads the poles, he will be the next president. You don't unnerstand, man, you weren't there... 'Nam 69... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 What are they going to say about him? What? Are they going to say he was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshit, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 What are they going to say about him? What? Are they going to say he was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshit, man!Mr.Grimsdale !!......Mr.Grimsdale !!.Norman Wisdom 04/02/15 - 04/10/10.Fucking Legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Mr.Grimsdale !!......Mr.Grimsdale !!.Norman Wisdom 04/02/15 - 04/10/10.Fucking Legend.If falling over a lot and never getting laid qualifies as a legend, then there are a lot of fucking legends posting on here! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 If falling over a lot and never getting laid qualifies as a legend, then there are a lot of fucking legends posting on here!I'm Spartacus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 If falling over a lot and never getting laid qualifies as a legend, then there are a lot of fucking legends posting on here!I'm married, what's your fucking excuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 What happened to the American sarcasm thread? Did the CIA close it down? I'm Spartacus.I'm Spartacus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 What happened to the American sarcasm thread? Did the CIA close it down?I'm Spartacus!Well... Spartacus liked wearing sandals and a leather skirt... Wahay!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Well... Spartacus liked wearing sandals and a leather skirt... Wahay!!!!!!!!!!!Stop it dingers. I'm now picturing gypps in high heeled sandals and a leather miniskirt, this doesn't bode well for the bed linen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 I thought about this for a while and have reached the conclusion that it matters not a jot which psychopath the American public vote to lead them, because he doesn't does he? The game carries on regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 the most succinct and say what you see appraisal of the tosspot came from my 8 year old nephews throwaway remark " his name is ... like ...you know .. a fart " - gnnaarff gnnaarff ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 the most succinct and say what you see appraisal of the tosspot came from my 8 year old nephews throwaway remark " his name is ... like ...you know .. a fart " - gnnaarff gnnaarff ! That's not throwaway, I agree wholeheartedly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 his politics are a tad right of hitler and many people did see him as a bit of a joke, even the republicans have asked him to tone it down a bit, however the general public love him and he is even out if front in some poles taken. He called the Mexican immigrants, drug dealers, killers and rapists, even lined up people holding giant photos of relatives who were murdered by illegal immigrants at his speeches.Don't be surprised if he does become the candidate. In a recent speech a few liberals tried to heckle him, the crowd soon drowned them out with USA, USA, USA, I like him.My kind of bloke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Says it as it is, not pussyfutted fuckplonk talk like Camoroncunt uses, good luck and hope you nuke Mexico some day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 ....this cunt would cause another load of fucking chaos acting as the World's police force. We all could do without that cuntery.Whoever gets in they will be throwing their weight around in true USA style.It's not who is the main puppet,more who are the puppet masters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 And the puppet masters don't change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Very true. After all the machine assassinated JFK. I just get the impression Trump doesn't give a fuck and isn't anybody's patsy. He is uber rich and doesn't come from a family dynasty of politicians. Love or hate him, at least he gives an opinion, the others in the race give bog standard on the fence answers aimed at not upsetting any demographic. Like all the others running his is a bigoted, selfish power hungry cunt, but at least he is honest about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 I was thinking the other day that it's odd he has brought race into the election. America usually avoids discussing this, choosing to pretend everything's hunky dory now black people are allowed to mingle. Thing is, a large number of white and black Americans fucking hate Mexicans. Similar to the way that everyone over here regardless of colour hates Somalians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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