Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 I see the minger has wormed her way back into media by whingeing about online "abuse" in the wake of her latest "comeback" performance. A word in your ear Cheryl pet... Legitimate criticism of your pathetic attempt at trying to look sexy while gyrating like a baboon having a brain seizure and singing like an asthmatic polar bear is not abuse. I hope you have a major stroke very soon so I can laugh at you dribbling over yourself. On the other hand, just fucking die so I can have a shit on your grave you Geordie slag. (That's abuse pet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 I'd shag her though. As long as she kept her mouth shut. On another point, it appears you saw the performance from the accurate description you've given and therefore you must accept the accolade of "another cunt that watches the X Factor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'd shag her though. As long as she kept her mouth shut. On another point, it appears you saw the performance from the accurate description you've given and therefore you must accept the accolade of "another cunt that watches the X Factor" To know that the description was accurate, you must have watched it yourself. Don't bandy logical inferences unless you're prepared to take the consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'd shag her though. As long as she kept her mouth shut. On another point, it appears you saw the performance from the accurate description you've given and therefore you must accept the accolade of "another cunt that watches the X Factor" Well that's no good is it, as CGAS said, seeing her dribble would be good. Off my sac would be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: I'd shag her though. As long as she kept her mouth shut. On another point, it appears you saw the performance from the accurate description you've given and therefore you must accept the accolade of "another cunt that watches the X Factor" Nope. It came up on suggested vids while searching for David Attenborough's Dynasties on YT funny enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Well that's no good is it, as CGAS said, seeing her dribble would be good. Off my sac would be great. Well you're a frog so borderline bestiality isn't a problem for you Monsieur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'd shag her though. As long as she kept her mouth shut. On another point, it appears you saw the performance from the accurate description you've given and therefore you must accept the accolade of "another cunt that watches the X Factor" If you're improbable dream of shagging the ghastly Chezza came true Drew, you be dipping your shrivelled maggot into a Geordie gash swimming with a dozen or so other blokes spunk, such is her liking for the glopy stuff it seems. Had a mile of cock. Have another can of spesh or 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: To know that the description was accurate, you must have watched it yourself. Don't bandy logical inferences unless you're prepared to take the consequences. He watches it so we don't have to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: To know that the description was accurate, you must have watched it yourself. Don't bandy logical inferences unless you're prepared to take the consequences. Okay. You got me, but in my defence the TV was on mute so I would rather consider myself as a wanker rather than a cunt as, I have to be honest, that was what I was doing at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 The fact that the uber cunt that is Ashley Cole has been there means I would have to think twice about lining it,I'm sure once i got on I'd forget all about the twat but it would definitely make it a slow start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I see the minger has wormed her way back into media by whingeing about online "abuse" in the wake of her latest "comeback" performance. A word in your ear Cheryl pet... Legitimate criticism of your pathetic attempt at trying to look sexy while gyrating like a baboon having a brain seizure and singing like an asthmatic polar bear is not abuse. I hope you have a major stroke very soon so I can laugh at you dribbling over yourself. On the other hand, just fucking die so I can have a shit on your grave you Geordie slag. (That's abuse pet) She is now getting desperate CGAS Limited by her being unintelligible to normal human beings, I would pass on the ruminations of my Aunty Vi: "Ratty, there's only barnyard skat porn left for me now, and a donkey won't even touch the sides" Then she checked my prostate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Is this Jayne Mansfield after they sewed her head back on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Who hell that? It's hideous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: The last time I see a mouth like that, it had a size 8 barbless hook in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 9 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: What's his name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: What's his name? Donattela Versace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 On 11/23/2018 at 7:49 AM, Gamayun said: Donattela Versace Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 On 11/22/2018 at 5:59 PM, Couldn't give a shit said: I see the minger has wormed her way back into media by whingeing about online "abuse" in the wake of her latest "comeback" performance. A word in your ear Cheryl pet... Legitimate criticism of your pathetic attempt at trying to look sexy while gyrating like a baboon having a brain seizure and singing like an asthmatic polar bear is not abuse. I hope you have a major stroke very soon so I can laugh at you dribbling over yourself. On the other hand, just fucking die so I can have a shit on your grave you Geordie slag. (That's abuse pet) I’d do her up the shitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Fatty said: I’d do her up the shitter Consider yourself lucky that you used the 'up' word and not the 'on' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, Fatty said: I’d do her up the shitter You would do frank up the shitter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 Just now, Eddie said: You would do frank up the shitter.... To be fare a holes a hole, I’d even consider Pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Eddie said: You would do frank up the shitter.... I'm bound to say, why should Fatty not, many have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Fatty said: To be fare a holes a hole, I’d even consider Pen Come back to me I can help you. We have a mental health policy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 I'd probably still fist the dolphin-nosed talent-vacuum cunt. Hope this helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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