Roadkill Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: My weapon of choice was always the GPMG wizzler. Weighed a ton but could stop a T-Rex at 800 yards and completely bootneck proof unlike the plasticky bull pup shite Kar 98 for me. Stylish, effective at range, perfect for killing minorities. Most importantly not fucking American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: My weapon of choice was always the GPMG wizzler. Weighed a ton but could stop a T-Rex at 800 yards and completely bootneck proof unlike the plasticky bull pup shite The AK47, idiot proof, but not quite squaddie proof. Were you in while they were still using Bren's? They only abandoned it because it was too accurate, they wanted something they could spray about, rather than drill 7.7 mm holes in things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 And thus the inevitable. A discussion on the Corner about machine guns. It was always going to happen. I'm just surprised it's taken this long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 51 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: And thus the inevitable. A discussion on the Corner about machine guns. It was always going to happen. I'm just surprised it's taken this long. You've missed a few then. I'm always babbling on about firearms. I fuckin love em, and crossbows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The AK47, idiot proof, but not quite squaddie proof. Were you in while they were still using Bren's? They only abandoned it because it was too accurate, they wanted something they could spray about, rather than drill 7.7 mm holes in things. I never had the pleasure of the old bren but see the small magazine as the limiting factor just as it was with the LSW and that piece of shite didn't even work. Some of the nicest pieces of kit were the folding stock FN FALs squirrelled away by Royal after the cowardly argie cunts surrendered at Port Stanley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I never had the pleasure of the old bren but see the small magazine as the limiting factor just as it was with the LSW and that piece of shite didn't even work. Some of the nicest pieces of kit were the folding stock FN FALs squirrelled away by Royal after the cowardly argie cunts surrendered at Port Stanley I always liked the way the FN FAL looked. One of the last modern (relatively) rifles to still use wood on the handguards before they switched to synthetic shit . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I never had the pleasure of the old bren but see the small magazine as the limiting factor just as it was with the LSW and that piece of shite didn't even work. Some of the nicest pieces of kit were the folding stock FN FALs squirrelled away by Royal after the cowardly argie cunts surrendered at Port Stanley I've let my FAC lapse, due mainly to the hassle of law compliance and CID knocking on the door every time some fucking chav robs a burger van with an air rifle. I've started fucking about with crossbows. I've got a reverse draw one now. I called it Roops. Because it's dangerous and needs to be cocked regularly to maintain performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 On 12/14/2018 at 11:55 PM, Earl of Punkape said: Brexiteers and Remainers need a common enemy to blame and to unite against..... how about foreigners who have recently settled here ? What about the immigrants who settled here 40 years ago and have three generations of family now in the country, none of which can speak English. They can fuck off an all. All tanned varieties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: What about the immigrants who settled here 40 years ago and have three generations of family now in the country, none of which can speak English. They can fuck off an all. All tanned varieties. That's sounds like pretty well any cunt who comes from the Manchester area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 On 12/20/2018 at 9:24 PM, Eric Cuntman said: The AK47, idiot proof, but not quite squaddie proof. Were you in while they were still using Bren's? They only abandoned it because it was too accurate, they wanted something they could spray about, rather than drill 7.7 mm holes in things. You hit shit all with a machine gun. Lots of ammo wasted on nothing. Lee Enfiled rifle is the best weapon ever. Robust, accurate and can kill by simply dropping it on your toe as it weighs a ton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: That's sounds like pretty well any cunt who comes from the Manchester area. I do agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 On 12/20/2018 at 10:42 PM, Stubby Pecker said: I never had the pleasure of the old bren but see the small magazine as the limiting factor just as it was with the LSW and that piece of shite didn't even work. Some of the nicest pieces of kit were the folding stock FN FALs squirrelled away by Royal after the cowardly argie cunts surrendered at Port Stanley I didn't realise that the army had a covert badger watching unit. What rank did you reach? You probably stuck a flower in the barrel of your gun. Lol fucking idiot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I didn't realise that the army had a covert badger watching unit. I used to go out on beaver patrol. Don't know if that helps? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I used to go out on beaver patrol. Don't know if that helps? Beaver patrol in Scotland is no joke. Lose concentration for even a second and your waking up behind enemy lines on the outskirts of a king size mattress dominated by something that looks like Arthur's Seat in a ginger wig. Walking home with displaced hips and severe groin strain because you spent all your money on deep-fried Mars Bars and cheesy chips is no laughing matter either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: I didn't realise that the army had a covert badger watching unit. What rank did you reach? You probably stuck a flower in the barrel of your gun. Lol fucking idiot Tim was a big tough marine I believe so a navy soldier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 49 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Tim was a big tough marine I believe so a navy soldier. Silly me, I should have realised that he would have joined the gayest service. Oooo Hola Marinero! What a bent cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 45 minutes ago, Decimus said: Silly me, I should have realised that he would have joined the gayest service. Oooo Hola Marinero! What a bent cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 In what service did that quivering gelatinous pile of shit Pen serve? I'd wager the silly poncing hysterical fucking cunt brigade dishonourably discharged him for rampant buggery in the barracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Silly me, I should have realised that he would have joined the gayest service. Oooo Hola Marinero! What a bent cunt. Once a marine always a marine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: people who complain about the commercialisation of Christmas should fuck off. Before the demonic forces of commercialism got hold of it, Christmas was FUCKING BORING RELIGIOUS SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: people who complain about the commercialisation of Christmas should fuck off. Before the demonic forces of commercialism got hold of it, Christmas was FUCKING BORING RELIGIOUS SHIT He's making a list, He's checking it twice, He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: He's making a list, He's checking it twice, He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679 I'm so fucked CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 38 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm so fucked CB You deranged fucking bore. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Frank said: You deranged fucking bore. Fuck off. How’s things Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 32 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: How’s things Frank? I’ve just had a huge row with my daughter over her refusal to stop saying ‘can I get’. I won’t stand for it, ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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