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Channel hopping and I find some shit about this cunt from the 70's.....I thought Harry Hill was the most unfunny cunt ever but fuck me this cunt was even worse.What an oily cunt he was,I reckon his biggest achievement must have been avoiding operation yew tree.Very suspect to say the least.

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While I share your dislike for his toe-curlingly smarmy performance technique neil, monkhouse was actually a very decent gag writer. My personal favourite; "People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now."

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I've been watching the shit cunt for half an hour now and I'm still waiting for a laugh...as unfunny as Ken Dodd and as false as James Cordon.What a horrible cunt he was

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17 minutes ago, scotty said:

While I share your dislike for his toe-curlingly smarmy performance technique neil, monkhouse was actually a very decent gag writer. My personal favourite; "People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now."

I have used that this evening..elsewhere!

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15 minutes ago, Neil said:

I've been watching the shit cunt for half an hour now and I'm still waiting for a laugh...as unfunny as Ken Dodd and as false as James Cordon.What a horrible cunt he was

The man’s been dead for over fifteen years, Neil. You’re out of your tiny mind. 

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7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

I have used that this evening..elsewhere!

Another of his, spot.... 

When my time comes I want to die like my father did, peacefully in his sleep....... not screaming in terror, like his passengers.

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1 minute ago, scotty said:

Another of his, spot.... 

When my time comes I want to die like my father did, peacefully in his sleep....... not screaming in terror, like his passengers.

What’s funny about that ?

You’re a fucking idiot.

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1 hour ago, Neil said:

Channel hopping and I find some shit about this cunt from the 70's.....I thought Harry Hill was the most unfunny cunt ever but fuck me this cunt was even worse.What an oily cunt he was,I reckon his biggest achievement must have been avoiding operation yew tree.Very suspect to say the least.

Fuck me, according to your carefully constructed “comedic” persona shouldn’t you be watching pornhub or something? (X video is my personal favourite)

Bob may be a long dead useless comedy cunt but at least he got paid for it. What’s your excuse?

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9 hours ago, Neil said:

I've been watching the shit cunt for half an hour now and I'm still waiting for a laugh...as unfunny as Ken Dodd and as false as James Cordon.What a horrible cunt he was

My father knew him and his father before him and I met him a couple of times. He was actually a decent sort.

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8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

What’s funny about that ?

You’re a fucking idiot.

Humourless cretin. 

Fuck off 

lol 

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9 hours ago, Frank said:

The man’s been dead for over fifteen years, Neil. You’re out of your tiny mind. 

Not according to Alan Brazil

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44 minutes ago, Neil said:

Not according to Alan Brazil

What does he know, the fat scotch cunt, he played for fucking Ipswich.

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10 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

I have used that this evening..elsewhere!

Did you use the "I told you that I would say something funny but you're not laughing now," Version?

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Okay so this is all about personal taste but whilst we're on the subject, neither Charlie Chaplin or Tommy Cooper were even remotely funny, in fact old-time comedians were absolutely fucking dreadful!

Someone's had a go at Ken Dodd already - good!

Cught something on TV about him the other day, with the usual  bollocks arse-lickers come out with about his 'timing' (like anyone can actually explain what that means), segueing into 10 minutes of his 'act' which was the most self-indulgent, tumbleweed-inducing, load of cock I've ever witnessed - and that's a veteran with all Cunts Corners back-catalogue to compare with.

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14 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

...in fact old-time comedians were absolutely fucking dreadful!

At the risk of sounding uncannily like Pen, what are your thoughts on Laurel & Hardy?

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23 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Okay so this is all about personal taste but whilst we're on the subject, neither Charlie Chaplin or Tommy Cooper were even remotely funny, in fact old-time comedians were absolutely fucking dreadful!

Someone's had a go at Ken Dodd already - good!

Cught something on TV about him the other day, with the usual  bollocks arse-lickers come out with about his 'timing' (like anyone can actually explain what that means), segueing into 10 minutes of his 'act' which was the most self-indulgent, tumbleweed-inducing, load of cock I've ever witnessed - and that's a veteran with all Cunts Corners back-catalogue to compare with.

R.I.P. Laurel & Hardy, the greatest duo of comedy ever, with Tom & Jerry coming in 2nd. 

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8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

His greatest crime was wanting to be Black. He was still dabbing on the crud long after The B & H Minstrels got the shovel.

Who.. Alan fucking Brazil?... Black?

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6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

At the risk of sounding uncannily like Pen, what are your thoughts on Laurel & Hardy?

How about the Marx Brothers? 

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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Karl was the best one.

I preferred Skid

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