Major Cunt Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell, a joint broadside from Inspector Clueless and Davros the Drunkard. Two shit solo acts, one incredibly fucking awful double act. Stick to the beans and chopper 'jokes', you pair of insufferable cunts. They will no doubt be meeting up tomorrow, after getting there mobility scooters chromed and polished. Its the big Hastings meet that night. Expect a 30 minute drag race over half a mile, topless down syndrome suffers and colostomy bags full of white lightning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell, a joint broadside from Inspector Clueless and Davros the Drunkard. Two shit solo acts, one incredibly fucking awful double act. Stick to the beans and chopper 'jokes', you pair of insufferable cunts. Reported for getting rattled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) On 6 May 2019 at 16:17, Major Cunt said: Its a scale between Lionel Richie to Idi Amin. Gutted. I was convinced it would come out blacker than Ernie Dingos arse, but fuck me it actually regressed further down the material family line and went full bonobo Edited May 9, 2019 by Stubby Pecker Fifty quid down the drain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 How come this gold digging, virtue signalling bitch can refuse to meet the President of the United States and get away with it? So we have members of the royal family making political points and decisions now? Her Maj has had to spend time with untold bloody tyrants and blood soaked murderers (eg Blair) over the years so how come this scrubber can duck out of it just so she can score Facebook points among her snowflake Hollywood mates? It’s your job bitch!! Fucking get on with it. This scrounging immigrant needs to fuck off back where she came from.......and take her two ginger brats with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 35 minutes ago, judgetwi said: How come this gold digging, virtue signalling bitch can refuse to meet the President of the United States and get away with it? So we have members of the royal family making political points and decisions now? Her Maj has had to spend time with untold bloody tyrants and blood soaked murderers (eg Blair) over the years so how come this scrubber can duck out of it just so she can score Facebook points among her snowflake Hollywood mates? It’s your job bitch!! Fucking get on with it. This scrounging immigrant needs to fuck off back where she came from.......and take her two ginger brats with her. Overlooked for the OBE again Judge? Don't take it out on the royal clothes horse. You may get one in the NY honours list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 3, 2019 Report Share Posted June 3, 2019 On 01/06/2019 at 14:25, camberwell gypsy said: Overlooked for the OBE again Judge? Don't take it out on the royal clothes horse. You may get one in the NY honours list. I could give you a long list of cunts who have appeared on honours lists but i’ll just say........ Garth fucking Crooks ”Services to football punditry.” Yes really! I ain’t making it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 25 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I could give you a long list of cunts who have appeared on honours lists but i’ll just say........ Garth fucking Crooks ”Services to football punditry.” Yes really! I ain’t making it up. We had that cunt on loan in 87 or 88. Not for long though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: We had that cunt on loan in 87 or 88. Not for long though. He was crap. That song 'Friends in low places' was bollocks. The fat, bearded, Stetson wearing cunt. Fucking hate cuntry music. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was crap. That song 'Friends in low places' was bollocks. The fat, bearded, Stetson wearing cunt. Fucking hate cuntry music. I wondered what you meant, then it clicked, the cunt who used to fly down to the stage on wires, like a fat, redneck Jet Li. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: I could give you a long list of cunts who have appeared on honours lists but i’ll just say........ Garth fucking Crooks ”Services to football punditry.” Yes really! I ain’t making it up. Fucking hell I'm in a state of shock! One of the most annoyingly shit pundits ever. On the plus side though even you might get an OBE. Fuck knows what for though, services to Shish kebabs or something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fucking hell I'm in a state of shock! One of the most annoyingly shit pundits ever. On the plus side though even you might get an OBE. Fuck knows what for though, services to Shish kebabs or something! You know that Public Enemy album 'Fear of a Black Planet'? That was all about Garth and his bloody enormous gut Straight up! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2019 Report Share Posted June 4, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wondered what you meant, then it clicked, the cunt who used to fly down to the stage on wires, like a fat, redneck Jet Li. Redneck Jumbo jet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 Moral compasses Meg & Harry have said they generously intend to repay £2.4m spent on the refurbishment of their home; surely the same ethical protocol must apply for £32m+ of taxpayer money spent on their fairly recent wedding. Having been in London last week, I couldn't help but think just how far such a sum could go to assist the thousands of homeless sleeping rough each night who desperately need help. Fancy living up to the perceived snowflake virtues you portray yourself to have, Meg? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I couldn't help but think just how far such a sum (£32m+) could go to assisting the thousands of homeless sleeping rough each night who desperately need help. It would buy a lot of petrol, right enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It would buy a lot of petrol, right enough. I knew you were a softy at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Moral compasses Meg & Harry have said they generously intend to repay £2.4m spent on the refurbishment of their home; surely the same ethical protocol must apply for £32m+ of taxpayer money spent on their fairly recent wedding. Having been in London last week, I couldn't help but think just how far such a sum could go to assist the thousands of homeless sleeping rough each night who desperately need help. Fancy living up to the perceived snowflake virtues you portray yourself to have, Meg? Spare change compared to the estimated £106 billion its going to cost for HS2 just so vile northern cunts can get to Lundon 20mins quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 33 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Spare change compared to the estimated £106 billion its going to cost for HS2 just so vile northern cunts can get to Lundon 20mins quicker It’s not to get northerners to London it’s to get MPs and Peers to the gay clubs of Manchester. The Flying Cockman. If they all get a good dose of AIDS it’s well worth the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, judgetwi said: It’s not to get northerners to London it’s to get MPs and Peers to the gay clubs of Manchester. The Flying Cockman. If they all get a good dose of AIDS it’s well worth the money. AIDS was a con. We were led to believe in the late 80s that it was going to wipe out all Africans and poofs... Well, 30 years on and there's another few million Africans sat in the mud, eating flies and giving birth every 11 months. And faggotry seems to have increased by 600%. Dont die of ignorance? The cunts are flourishing. AIDS must be like 'baby-bio' to them. We were deceived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dont die of ignorance? The cunts are flourishing. AIDS must be like 'baby-bio' to them. We were deceived. I saw Freddie Mercury and Kenny Everett today. They were mincing around on Hampstead Heath with a pink poodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: AIDS was a con. We were led to believe in the late 80s that it was going to wipe out all Africans and poofs... Well, 30 years on and there's another few million Africans sat in the mud, eating flies and giving birth every 11 months. And faggotry seems to have increased by 600%. Dont die of ignorance? The cunts are flourishing. AIDS must be like 'baby-bio' to them. We were deceived. Hasn't Dalston already been mentioned elsewhere on this site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hasn't Dalston already been mentioned elsewhere on this site? Timothy. The seventh best James Bond ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Timothy. The seventh best James Bond ever. Eighth best. Bob Holness portrayed him in a radio adaptation before the original Casino Royale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eighth best. Bob Holness portrayed him in a radio adaptation before the original Casino Royale. James Bond on the transistor radio. The whole family sat naked on the living room floor waiting for their turn in the tin bath. Dad wanking and smoking a cigar, Mum beating the kids with a spatula, Granny in her bloomers knitting, the dog pissing up the wall, the paper boy peering through the window.Those were the days eh? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: James Bond on the transistor radio. The whole family sat naked on the living room floor waiting for their turn in the tin bath. Dad wanking and smoking a cigar, Mum beating the kids with a spatula, Granny in her bloomers knitting, the dog pissing up the wall, the paper boy peering through the window.Those were the days eh? 'Come family, step briskly' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Come family, step briskly' “If those fuckers aren’t bathed and in their bed by the time I’ve spaffed me load, you’re in big fucking trouble luv.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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