Last Cunt Standing Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/27/fat-rat-stuck-in-manhole-rescued-by-firefighters-in-germany Altogether now......was she called Merkel etc etc. This place has gone to the dogs. I miss Keef and his Katana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 There's a rat in me drainhole what I'm a gonna do? There's a rat in me drainhole what I'm a gonna do? Im gonna fix dat rat thats what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna dat rat yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Have those German firefighters turned snowflake? This wouldn't have happened in Dresden, anybody else would've run it over and squashed the pudgy fucker, job done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, cooze said: Have those German firefighters turned snowflake? This wouldn't have happened in Dresden, anybody else would've run it over and squashed the pudgy fucker, job done! I see that the hatred you feel for dogs, which is entirely sexual in nature, has been transferred to the poor brown rat. I wager that you'll be out tonight, a chunk of cheddar cellotaped to your bellend, dangling your maggot down the nearest storm drain whilst gently humming the tune to Michael Jackson's 'Ben'. You seedy fucking cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 17 minutes ago, cooze said: Have those German firefighters turned snowflake? This wouldn't have happened in Dresden, anybody else would've run it over and squashed the pudgy fucker, job done! For fuck sake, I'm having ratatouille tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I see that the hatred you feel for dogs, which is entirely sexual in nature, has been transferred to the poor brown rat. I wager that you'll be out tonight, a chunk of cheddar cellotaped to your bellend, dangling your maggot down the nearest storm drain whilst gently humming the tune to Michael Jackson's 'Ben'. You seedy fucking cunt. I've always imagined you listening to 'Ben', but changing the lyric to 'Ding' as you sing along. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've always imagined you listening to 'Ben', but changing the lyric to 'Ding' as you sing along. I'm convinced that I posted the entire lyrics on here once with the name changed to Ding, but alas I can't seem to find it. You're right though, it's definitely something I'd do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I see that the hatred you feel for dogs, which is entirely sexual in nature, has been transferred to the poor brown rat. I wager that you'll be out tonight, a chunk of cheddar cellotaped to your bellend, dangling your maggot down the nearest storm drain whilst gently humming the tune to Michael Jackson's 'Ben'. You seedy fucking cunt. I’d forgotten that this cooze mong was once the dog-shit-avatar wanker (whose name eludes me). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've always imagined you listening to 'Ben', but changing the lyric to 'Ding' as you sing along. 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm convinced that I posted the entire lyrics on here once with the name changed to Ding, but alas I can't seem to find it. You're right though, it's definitely something I'd do. I fucking knew it: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, cooze said: Have those German firefighters turned snowflake? This wouldn't have happened in Dresden, anybody else would've run it over and squashed the pudgy fucker, job done! Is Siberian hamster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I see that the hatred you feel for dogs, which is entirely sexual in nature, has been transferred to the poor brown rat. I wager that you'll be out tonight, a chunk of cheddar cellotaped to your bellend, dangling your maggot down the nearest storm drain whilst gently humming the tune to Michael Jackson's 'Ben'. You seedy fucking cunt. I'm not sure how you think of these fucked up things. Fucking funny. You are one of a kind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I fucking knew it: I know you too well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I fucking knew it: That was a classic nom from @Quincy Cockfingers when he was a diamond in the rough and invigorated my dedication to the corner after a long hiatus. Cruelly cut short by the mean hearted and humourless admin team (rick probably) and spelled the beginning of the end for the yellow tea wearing, scatt loving lard arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That was a classic nom from @Quincy Cockfingers when he was a diamond in the rough and invigorated my dedication to the corner after a long hiatus. Cruelly cut short by the mean hearted and humourless admin team (rick probably) and spelled the beginning of the end for the yellow tea wearing, scatt loving lard arse Hasn't someone actually seen Quincy, and established that he's fat? I picture him as a skinny cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Hasn't someone actually seen Quincy, and established that he's fat? I picture him as a skinny cunt. You've never seen the picture in all its yellow tied garish glory?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hasn't someone actually seen Quincy, and established that he's fat? I picture him as a skinny cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You've never seen the picture in all its yellow tied garish glory?! No. Spill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. Spill! With all this talk of the scats man I spilled my load hours ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I’d forgotten that this cooze mong was once the dog-shit-avatar wanker (whose name eludes me). Wouldn't that make him a multi? Ahh, forget it, nothing would happen if he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Wouldn't that make him a multi? Ahh, forget it, nothing would happen if he is. He joined the corner 11 months before you did you dope ridden old fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: I see that the hatred you feel for dogs, which is entirely sexual in nature, has been transferred to the poor brown rat. I wager that you'll be out tonight, a chunk of cheddar cellotaped to your bellend, dangling your maggot down the nearest storm drain whilst gently humming the tune to Michael Jackson's 'Ben'. You seedy fucking cunt. Do you really think he needs to strap cheddar to his rancid bellend? It’s almost certainly coated in a few centimetres of curdled baby gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Wouldn't that make him a multi? Ahh, forget it, nothing would happen if he is. No - he just changed user names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: No - he just changed user names. Do you change your model helicopter 🚁 supplier often ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 23 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you change your model helicopter 🚁 supplier often ? I bet that you have had your chopper out over the past few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 On 27/02/2019 at 06:37, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/27/fat-rat-stuck-in-manhole-rescued-by-firefighters-in-germany Altogether now......was she called Merkel etc etc. This place has gone to the dogs. I miss Keef and his Katana. Rats Faulty! Yes Major. German rats, that’s even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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