Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 Step right on up folks for The Sale of The Century courteousy of Bono for the casualties of Covid. "I just had to do something..." he quipped from behind a welding shield which he intends to sign & flog to raise untold millions for the Covids. "A concert is too predictable and not practical given the effects to our health," announced Bono. "One Love Covid-19 Relief auction is the next best thing." Other delights up for grabs include: a printed copy of his lyrics to "Where The Streets Have No Name" with Bono written on it; a pair of Amy Whorehouse clodhoppers (pictured) an hours worth of banjo lessons with Mumford & Sons; a 2010 Mobo award donated by Dizzee Rascal and a signed Thank You Card from Gabrielle... nothing (as yet) from Bobby Gerdolph, Sting or Midge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 Is Paula Yates' rotting corpse up for grabs? I'd bid for that, it would make a lovely conversation piece for the orangery. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is Paula Yates' rotting corpse up for grabs? I'd bid for that, it would make a lovely conversation piece for the orangery. Paging Neil!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is Paula Yates' rotting corpse up for grabs? I'd bid for that, it would make a lovely conversation piece for the orangery. that corpse was pickled before she died, no sign of decomposition at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Is Paula Yates' rotting corpse up for grabs? I'd bid for that, it would make a lovely conversation piece for the orangery. That's a bit extravagant, Baws, or should I say INXS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: that corpse was pickled before she died, no sign of decomposition at all. If rumour is anything to go by, she's still alive and has grown a penis. It's up for grabs with a lower estimate of 9 guineas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Is Paula Yates' rotting corpse up for grabs? I'd bid for that, it would make a lovely conversation piece for the orangery. She's already interred, Baws, on Hughie Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: that corpse was pickled before she died, no sign of decomposition at all. Still a good buy though. Bawsy could display her minge in the corner of his orangery, and bin the Venus Fly Trap. *for orangery think B&Q aluminium lean-too greenhouse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: She's already interred, Baws, on Hughie Green You mean that most sincerely, you really do. * *Anyone who saw Opportunity Knocks would mostly know what I'm talking about. Mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You mean that most sincerely, you really do. * *Anyone who saw Opportunity Knocks would mostly know what I'm talking about. Mostly. In the old days, if yer tele didn't work, you'd just keep thumping the top of it until, eventually, Hughie Green stopped jumping up and down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 (edited) Gerdolph is flogging one of his dead Midges. It was found amongst his head lice and is surplus to his requirements. Edited May 14, 2020 by 'eavensabove DIPPING ME MASK IN DETOL FOR A MINUTE OR TWO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 If these selb cunts, who are still trading on past, supposed glories, when every think cunt rushed to the shops to by their latest shite on tape, really wanted to raise a few quid for the poor bastards effected by Hong Kong Fluey then they should either; a. donate 10% each of their personal fortunes to the NHS etc, which would amount to a couple to 100 million quid b. stream themselves live setting fire to themselves in the their ridiculous houses for a £1 pay per view fee, which would raise a couple of billion quid at least 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You mean that most sincerely, you really do. * *Anyone who saw Opportunity Knocks would mostly know what I'm talking about. Mostly. Remember folks, vote, vote, vote (whilst I shag Monica round the back) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Remember folks, vote, vote, vote (whilst I shag Monica round the back) "Bernie - the bolt!" .....oh. I've fucked that one up haven't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You mean that most sincerely, you really do. * *Anyone who saw Opportunity Knocks would mostly know what I'm talking about. Mostly. “And here she is folks. 86 years young.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Gerdolph is flogging one of his dead Midges. It was found amongst his head lice and is surplus to his requirements. Never mind everyone wash your hands for 20 seconds. That cunt Geldof has been in need of a fucking bath for for at least 40 years, the filthy soap dodging slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Cave your fucking skull in you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is Paula Yates' rotting corpse up for grabs? I'd bid for that, it would make a lovely conversation piece for the orangery. I would have fucked her into the ground. One of those women who just had 'something' about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You mean that most sincerely, you really do. * *Anyone who saw Opportunity Knocks would mostly know what I'm talking about. Mostly. I remember Opportunity Knocks well. Some guitar playing cunt with a moustache called Bernie Flint won it a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: One of those women who just had 'something' about her. Usually a lot of congealed spunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 anyone who thinks covid19 is a real virus is a stupid fucking faggot cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, Monaco Slim said: anyone who thinks covid19 is a real virus is a stupid fucking faggot cunt. It’s a Chinese counterfeit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Monaco Slim said: anyone who thinks covid19 is a real virus is a stupid fucking faggot cunt. I suspect that to be true as well. There's about 20-30 of us contributing regularly on here, from lands end to jock land, and no cunts been affected, at least nobody's reported so. Population control dystopian government shit. Sinister at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 35 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said: anyone who thinks covid19 is a real virus is a stupid fucking faggot cunt. Punkers does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 48 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said: anyone who thinks covid19 is a real virus is a stupid fucking faggot cunt. A label I'm sure you're uniquely qualified to impose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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