King Billy Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Those re-runs of Downtown Abbey can really take over especially when you already call your avatar a "King". Weren’t you in the first series of Downs Syndrome Abbey? Or was it some other mongoloid cunt? You all look the same to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Chelsea's Defence sounds like a film suitable for the Drama channel. I doubt such a film would be worth watching though. It would probably be a legal drama about a carer, looking after a tragic victim of a bike accident, who got distracted and let him eat crayons... Has anybody received your last rolo and did they survive the diabetic coma.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Chelsea's Defence sounds like a film title for the Drama channel. I doubt such a film would be worth watching though. It would probably be a legal drama about a nurse looking after a tragic victim of a bike accident who got distracted and let him eat crayons... I’m not sure ‘accident’ is the correct adjective to describe smashing someone off their tricycle in a Hummer and then throttling them with the oily chain, while jumping up and down on their face, laughing uncontrollably and screaming “Die Motherfucker!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m not sure ‘accident’ is the correct adjective to describe smashing someone off their tricycle in a Hummer and then throttling them with the oily chain, while jumping up and down on their face, laughing uncontrollably and screaming “Die Motherfucker!” You make a good point KB. I think Chelsea would find defending that quite a challenge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Has anybody received your last rolo and did they survive the diabetic coma.? Have you been getting tips from Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Have you been getting tips from Pen? I am sure that is some sort of spy code for "I have the package you are seeking and will make the transfer at midnight in the usual place." In effect, Pen's favourite bush on the Heath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I am sure that is some sort of spy code for "I have the package you are seeking and will make the transfer at midnight in the usual place." In effect, Pen's favourite bush on the Heath. I'd steer clear of Pen's bush if I were you. I hear that thing bites... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I'd steer clear of Pen's bush if I were you. I hear that thing bites... He never quite recovered his career after that small part as an attacking lettuce in Day of The Triffids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Rolly, I've made £600 today from the comfort of my home. I know it's a pittance to your vast wealth, but I'm quite content given this current economic situation. Fuck me!.......Jeff Bezos! What’s that rich cunt doing on here? What happened Marjorie? Did you flog off all the bog rolls you hoarded when the Chinky Flu turned up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 7 hours ago, KingRollo said: Your generosity is exceeded only by your charm, wit and fine looks. Queen Gwen is literally tickled pink; being tickled in such a way as to induce such a livid hue is something she enjoys greatly, despite the moaning, and she would be pleased to return the favour on whatever occasion Your Magesties deem apposite. I shall be only too pleased to wear my best socks and shiny buttons for your banquet next month - I have procured some of Eric's stash if you would care to share. He brought it by way of an apology for the paste-bucket incident. Your grovelling servant, KR Stop talking about me in the context of a fucking serf. It's about time you showed some appreciation for the cunt who keeps the hoi-polloi distant from your portcullis. If my garrison is a source of amusement, I shall take it over to King Frank and invade with extreme prejudice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop talking about me in the context of a fucking serf. It's about time you showed some appreciation for the cunt who keeps the hoi-polloi distant from your portcullis. If my garrison is a source of amusement, I shall take it over to King Frank and invade with extreme prejudice. Eric, you are indispensable and no serf. I apologise for any offence caused by my careless words. I only meant to imply how praiseworthy your ... ahem ... gifts to the palace are, and how gentlemanly you have been in the wake of the wallpaper paste scandal. Forgive me. With humblest apologies, KR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 13 hours ago, Frank said: Seriously. I come on here to be enlightened by ex old bill, retired doctors, ex cons and thickos. What, exactly, are you all about? You're being silly again, Frank. KR told you to pack it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: You're being silly again, Frank. KR told you to pack it in. It's ok GG, I understand that I need to be patient with him. If he still doesn't get it, I'll ask @Roadkill to explain it in pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 24 minutes ago, KingRollo said: It's ok GG, I understand that I need to be patient with him. If he still doesn't get it, I'll ask @Roadkill to explain it in pictures. Maybe he needs to watch a few episodes of Words & Pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said: Maybe he needs to watch a few episodes of Words & Pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 35 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I can only hope that someone will come along with a big fibretip pen and draw a thick black line through you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I can only hope that someone will come along with a big fibretip pen and draw a thick black line through you. I imagine you could only hope for something thick and black going through you Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 25 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I imagine you could only hope for something thick and black going through you Pen. Unlike you I am not selfish and self-centered my hopes are for you .. I would be quite happy for someone to turn you into an abstract or just a blank canvas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Unlike you I am not selfish and self-centered my hopes are for you .. I would be quite happy for someone to turn you into an abstract or just a blank canvas. I also have hopes for you Pen, I'd be quite happy for someone turns you into a sentinent being rather than the dribbling carcass in the corner, but unfortunately that just seems a little far fetched. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I also have hopes for you Pen, I'd be quite happy for someone turns you into a sentinent being rather than the dribbling carcass in the corner, but unfortunately that just seems a little far fetched. Catch you laterz Rollzey babes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 I have seen some nonsensical fucking bollocks on this site, but the last page and a half takes the cake. It’s like the mad hatters fucking tea party on here. Sort yourselves out you fuckwits. This shit is supposed to be amusing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 17 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I have seen some nonsensical fucking bollocks on this site, but the last page and a half takes the cake. It’s like the mad hatters fucking tea party on here. Sort yourselves out you fuckwits. This shit is supposed to be amusing. I’m the best on here.. always have been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 15 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me!.......Jeff Bezos! What’s that rich cunt doing on here? What happened Marjorie? Did you flog off all the bog rolls you hoarded when the Chinky Flu turned up? It's NOT Chinkyflu, you tart, it's Covid-19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 19 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I have seen some nonsensical fucking bollocks on this site, but the last page and a half takes the cake. It’s like the mad hatters fucking tea party on here. Sort yourselves out you fuckwits. This shit is supposed to be amusing. Thus saith the non-contributor to fun. Miserablecunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 18 hours ago, KingRollo said: To be honest, Major, I'd be grateful for any tips. I've had to raise a tax on the Kingdom to cover Covid related expenses and have resorted to living on @King Billy's generosity to keep me in crowns and soldiers. Thank the heavens for @King Billy! Oh, and congratulations on your ingenuity - there will always be a place for you in the Kingdom, we need movers and shakers! (Not the Childe Harold kind...) Thanks for being so candid, Rolly. Ive heard the kingdom has incredibly fertile soil perfect for a certain herb. Now the Major's more than prepared to work with wizard on this. In fact, when I broached the idea he suggested turning the kingdom into a full blown narco state, and suggested we grow opium too. Why do you think my dear friend King Billy is recession proof? It's not just the brothels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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