CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Getting cunted off with the poxy thing. Whatever provider you use, the speed is third world, less than half a meg. Frequently cutting out and you get charged more than if you live in an urban area. No cunt wants to invest in upgrading the infrastructure to fibre optic lines, instead I am lumbered with the shitty copper lines. Super highway of information? More like the fucking M25 on Friday afternoon. Chronic cuntery with rashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 At last fucking BT have installed a new exchange box in my village. My 0.5 mb speed will be a thing of the past...........but not just yet. Because BT own and maintain the infrastructure the new infinity broadband is only available to BT customers, but Joe Cunt me is with sky. Since other wankers in my village have connected to the new infinity service my speed has now reduced even further. I now have 0.12 mb speed. It has taken 36 hours to download a programme 1 hour long on my sky box. Cunt. Fucking Cunt.Fuck me Props, don't download a 3 hour film or a fucking repeat will be on before you've downloaded it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Or the fucking sequel..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Serves you right for choosing Murdoch you soppy cunt. Oh how I miss Fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Serves you right for choosing Murdoch you soppy cunt. Oh how I miss Fatty.I feel your pain, Stickers, I'm in that same dark place without him. He was my guilty pleasure on this site. He may have trotted out the same catchphrase with all the tedious regularity of a foul mouthed parrot hooked on Ketamine. He may have had all the intelligence and conversational skills of a badger with special needs. But that boy fucking loved you like a brother. Come back, Fats, you despicable, incomprehensible cunt. This site has no soul without you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 I feel your pain, Stickers, I'm in that same dark place without him. He was my guilty pleasure on this site. He may have trotted out the same catchphrase with all the tedious regularity of a foul mouthed parrot hooked on Ketamine. He may have had all the intelligence and conversational skills of a badger with special needs. But that boy fucking loved you like a brother. Come back, Fats, you despicable, incomprehensible cunt. This site has no soul without you.The Catwoman hated fat people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 I feel your pain, Stickers, I'm in that same dark place without him. He was my guilty pleasure on this site. He may have trotted out the same catchphrase with all the tedious regularity of a foul mouthed parrot hooked on Ketamine. He may have had all the intelligence and conversational skills of a badger with special needs. But that boy fucking loved you like a brother. Come back, Fats, you despicable, incomprehensible cunt. This site has no soul without you.I'm still here, been busy keeping you lot safe on the streets, wankers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 I'm still here, been busy keeping you lot safe on the streets, wankers!Another truly commendable profile picture Fatty. You may be a fucking cunt of the highest order, but I admire your candor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 I'm still here, been busy keeping you lot safe on the streets, wankers!I told you cunts - he is a special cuntstable ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 The Catwoman hated fat peopleA little bit too much.Maybe she should throw out any mirrors in her house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Fucking right, 1 megabyte per second those fucking Yorkie charlatans at plusnet promised me! How in the fuck am I supposed to torrent Sasha Grey's entire back catalogue with a measly 50 kb per second average connection? "Try turning the router on and off again" my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 6, 2015 Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 Fucking right, 1 megabyte per second those fucking Yorkie charlatans at plusnet promised me! How in the fuck am I supposed to torrent Sasha Grey's entire back catalogue with a measly 50 kb per second average connection? "Try turning the router on and off again" my ass.you might wanna check the settings in your torrent program... a few fiddles can work wonders.......and another thing.. if you want to torrent or use BBC iPlayer, get the programs you want ready whenever you feel like it, and then set them downloading between 7am and about 2pm... if you try anything after tea time, the ISPs throttle the fuckk out of you because everyone is on it and you have to share their skinny little arse with 25 million others.. do it between those times and there's you, me and some cunt down the road online, no-one else.. the speed difference is massive...You can set the PC to come on and run these, then shut down, either to a schedule, or when they've finished downloading, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 You lot need to get out of the countryside and move to civilisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 The Catwoman hated fat peoplePast tense .. is she dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Past tense .. is she dead?Let's ask her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) Fucking modem arrived today. I open the bastard thing in anticipation, only to see start on 8th June on the inner packaging. On the upside, I live about half a mile from Chelmsford race course. Madness are playing live tonight. It is so loud. I am in my garden dancing along. The crowd went absolutely ape shit when they played night boat to Cairo. The neighbours think I am a fucking lunatic.The neighbours think I am a fucking lunatic.We think you're a fucking lunatic as well PK! Tee hee! Edited June 11, 2015 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Let's ask her.Catwoman are you dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Chance would be a fine thing.Fuck me, no new cunts for weeks, then a dozen come along all at once. (I use the word "new" in its loosest sense.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Fuck me, no new cunts for weeks, then a dozen come along all at once. (I use the word "new" in its loosest sense.)I've noticed this as well Bawsy.I'm detecting a Multi somewhere here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I've noticed this as well Bawsy.I'm detecting a Multi somewhere here.I'm glad you can. The software on this site couldn't detect anything. It has funny turns out of the blue and is about as intuitive as the Metropolitan Police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I'm glad you can. The software on this site couldn't detect anything. It has funny turns out of the blue and is about as intuitive as the Metropolitan Police.Maybe time to change the software again Adders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Maybe time to change the software again Adders.Or at least update the system from the zx81 to the Sinclair spectrum 48k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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