Penny Farthing Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Wolfie said: A superlative self-appraisal, Carl. You're currently as popular as a turd in a Jacuzzi, which seems to be increasing to a puss-filled boil on the bollocks. While you may portray to thrive on resentment, the fact you tried ignoring half the puntership clearly demonstrates things get to you. Few survive with the constant avalanche of abuse you're undoubtedly going to receive. Rather like R-soles, whose recent profile history is limited to either myself or Decs, and is slowly heading for a remarkable meltdown, I genuinely can't see a future here for you. You're simply not good enough. Be gone, you evidently pervy little snake in the grass. I saw this odd word on the back of glass in a cafe door "yadrutas" the letters looked a bit strange and the "s" was capitalised .. any idea what it meant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 16 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: Honestly, you have been so low impact I didn't know who you were and assumed you were a newbie. Definitely a little cry-baby bitch. I’m wagering he’s about 14 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 Some people on this website are desperate for a reply from me. It's delicious, hilarious, keep dreaming, bitches.❤️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: Some people on this website are desperate for a reply from me. It's delicious, hilarious, keep dreaming, bitches.❤️ I think you misunderstand the term "bitch". You're feeding off all the attention and offering no reply to 90% of those challenging you - in fact, your first instinct when someone called you a nasty word was to ignore them immediately. In my case you were in such a panic to shut me out that you couldn't even operate the "ignore" function properly and begged me to ignore you. Attention seeking, highly sinister, closet dwelling, hysterical little bitch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Some people on this website are desperate for a reply from me. It's delicious, hilarious, keep dreaming, bitches.❤️ What? Now you’re Louie Spence? Go wank over a Hanson video. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 7 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: "yadrutas" It's all Greek to me, better ask Francis (if you're still speaking) 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 Yeah, Eric is spirited, but he's also impetuous, foolish and just plain wrong most of the time. It's a shame really. He showed so much promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 35 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Yeah, Eric is spirited, but he's also impetuous, foolish and just plain wrong most of the time. It's a shame really. He showed so much promise. Cutting critique from a comedy genius at the peak of his powers. Instead of providing a running commentary of what appears to be an ongoing conversation that you're having with yourself, why don't you put up a nom? Cabbage-brained, fucking wrong'un. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: why don't you put up a nom? ‘Ten reasons I prefer Chris Jenner now that he has a Penus Fly-Trap’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 On 20/08/2022 at 15:59, Eric Cuntman said: Carlito’s Gay Gal Pacino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 Yet more sexual masturbation comments. You fucking sick pervert Eric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 22 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Yet more sexual masturbation comments. You fucking sick pervert Eric. Name me another type, bellsniff? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Yet more sexual masturbation comments. You fucking sick pervert Eric. ‘sexual masturbation comments’… what a peculiar turn of phrase. Do you describe the menstrual cycle as: “a woman’s period”? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Yet more sexual masturbation comments. You fucking sick pervert Eric. Wanker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Eric "last word" Cuntman, still harping on about the same old shit over and over again, AKA Jay from The Inbetweeners, only nowhere near as funny. A shadow of your former self, an embarrassment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Yo, I enjoy mucking about with Eric, but he lost a serious amount of credibility with his original Hayley Williams comments. And Ducky lost even more respect, describing her as a "young dog". Super feminine and very beautiful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 41 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Yo, I enjoy mucking about with Eric, but he lost a serious amount of credibility with his original Hayley Williams comments. And Ducky lost even more respect, describing her as a "young dog". Super feminine and very beautiful. Yo, weirdo! Considering your unrivalled interest and expertise on 'feminine and very beautiful' young women, do you think Hayley Williams's gash would look good in a miniskirt, you creepy fucking odball? On 18/07/2022 at 07:33, Carl Sway said: I've seen Switzerland v Netherlands, now I'm watching Sweden v Portugal. I swear down bro, it's wall to wall fit gash! On 10/08/2022 at 00:25, Carl Sway said: Maisie Adam was on the BBC repeat tonight and she looked pretty good in that miniskirt, not gonna lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 The Diary of Carl Sway Aged 13 and ¾ What an unrepentant, sticky-sheeted, little fucking pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimmy Neutron Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 I suppose I'd fuck Kristen's shitter into next week fair enough, but wouldn't want to bring it round the folks. Not without a good wash anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: The Diary of Carl Sway Aged 13 and ¾ What an urepentant, sticky-sheeted, little fucking pervert. I’m getting a whiff of Asperger’s from this cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m getting a whiff of Asperger’s from this cunt. This @Jimmy Neutroncunt has just appeared to knock him off that particular mantle of notability. Who the fuck next? Bart Simpson and Sponge Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimmy Neutron Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m getting a whiff of Asperger’s from this cunt. I'm getting a whiff of herring, rotten eggs and the boot of an old cortina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimmy Neutron Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: This @Jimmy Neutroncunt has just appeared to knock him off that particular mantle of notability. Who the fuck next? Bart Simpson and Sponge Bob? Who's your avatar of? No offence, but he looks like a bit of a bender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Jimmy Neutron said: Who's your avatar of? No offence, but he looks like a bit of a bender. No fucking clue and none taken. There. Bob Ross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimmy Neutron Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No fucking clue and none taken. That's Rory McGrath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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