Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Piston said: Oh dear, meet the New Year, same as...the usual tautological testicles. I spend ca 3 months per year 'over there' and your self-serving blinkered views are cliches at best. Sure, down south especially, Halloween, proms etc are popular...it's not the US's fault that UK TV zombies ape them (no offence-ish Ape). Folks in Fort Worth, Abilene etc thinner and smarter (not difficult) and more polite than almost anywhere in the UK. California...well they don't know Britain from Belgium and don't give a fuck anyway (and rightly so) There's geriatric insularity and then there's...here. The insular insulting is fine but some cunts need to get out more. A 21st century readers would find this embarrassing. Now, where's that wood chipper...or was it bleach... Nurse! A bit abrupt, so sorry : fuck off LOL Would that be crime infested california which is currently in flames? OoO yeah i'm dead jealous me! who gives a fuck what a bunch of plastic superficial uninteresting self obsessed airhead cunts 8000 miles away think of anything. Take the yank cock out of your arsehole it's embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 24 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm turning the heat up in 2018 so no more Mr. Nice Rat. Does Judge know about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Would that be crime infested california which is currently in flames? OoO yeah i'm dead jealous me! who gives a fuck what a bunch of plastic superficial uninteresting self obsessed airhead cunts 8000 miles away think of anything. Take the yank cock out of your arsehole it's embarrassing. I'm surprised Mexico hasn't embraced Trump's wall concept. It would be money well spent to keep Spring Breakers out. Likewise, I can't understand why Canada didn't build their own wall decades ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm surprised Mexico hasn't embraced Trump's wall concept. It would be money well spent to keep Spring Breakers out. Likewise, I can't understand why Canada didn't build their own wall decades ago. True that. Then again i've noticed nowadays a lot of canadians spouting anti - brit shit on the internet, with the same sort of arrogance the yanks have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 38 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: True that. Then again i've noticed nowadays a lot of canadians spouting anti - brit shit on the internet, with the same sort of arrogance the yanks have. I want names. The Warminster-on-Sea Cyber Warriors are poised to strike back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Does Judge know about this? he knows more about Fred Dibnah's cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Does Judge know about this? On here Jewdy is like a turd at the bottom of the Ganges; out of his depth but amongst friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 4 hours ago, ratcum said: see that dead bat? That's your wallet that is. Stretchy but basically fuck all in it I wouldn’t worry about my dead bat Herr Oberst. You should concern yourself with my pet hairy legged vampire bat (Diphylla Ecuadata) I have trained him to hunt down cunts with his natural god given sonor equipment. Once he locks onto you he will be on your neck and draining the blood from your weedy Aryan body before you can blink. There are a few other wankers on here who also need to keep their lights burning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 3 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm turning the heat up in 2018 so no more Mr. Nice Rat. Been promoted from the BDM to the HJ Herr Oberst? Nobody can say you don’t deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I wouldn’t worry about my dead bat Herr Oberst. You should concern yourself with my pet hairy legged vampire bat (Diphylla Ecuadata) I have trained him to hunt down cunts with his natural god given sonor equipment. Once he locks onto you he will be on your neck and draining the blood from your weedy Aryan body before you can blink. There are a few other wankers on here who also need to keep their lights burning. You know when you meet women on e ignominy and they all have a 'nil by mouth' sign hung round their necks? There's nothing wrong with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Been on the sherry again Herr Oberst? 🍷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 On 03/01/2018 at 13:04, Piston said: Oh dear, meet the New Year, same as...the usual tautological testicles. I spend ca 3 months per year 'over there' and your self-serving blinkered views are cliches at best. Sure, down south especially, Halloween, proms etc are popular...it's not the US's fault that UK TV zombies ape them (no offence-ish Ape). Folks in Fort Worth, Abilene etc thinner and smarter (not difficult) and more polite than almost anywhere in the UK. California...well they don't know Britain from Belgium and don't give a fuck anyway (and rightly so) There's geriatric insularity and then there's...here. The insular insulting is fine but some cunts need to get out more. A 21st century readers would find this embarrassing. Now, where's that wood chipper...or was it bleach... Nurse! A bit abrupt, so sorry : fuck off LOL Nice to see a single ray of the light of intelligence shine through the dismal fog of ignorance that is a typical @Decimus® turd of a nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Nice to see a single ray of the light of intelligence shine through the dismal fog of ignorance that is a typical @Decimus® turd of a nom. It comes as absolutely no surprise that you would latch on to the one dissenting British voice on this thread. A member well known for talking absolute fucking shite that is completely out of synch with what most of us think about your awful, bastardised, mongrel fucking nation. The closest this wanker has ever been to Abilene is through the lyrics of a Waylon Jennings song, because in reality it's as much of a backward medical mess as the rest of your idiotic country. http://archive.reporternews.com/news/local/abilene-other-texas-cities-rank-low-in-new-health-study-379bbcd5-4cd1-35ee-e053-0100007ffc52-386852721.html/ Fuck off to a Monster Truck or Competitive Eating forum designed for American idiots like yourself, you're neither wanted or welcome here amongst your British betters. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 On 03/01/2018 at 19:42, Erroreptile404 said: True that. Then again i've noticed nowadays a lot of canadians spouting anti - brit shit on the internet, with the same sort of arrogance the yanks have. Who the fuck wants to see Canada? I've been there, it's full of fucking snow and those Reindeer things. And cunts who say "aboot" and "eh" after every fucking sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who the fuck wants to see Canada? I've been there, it's full of fucking snow and those Reindeer things. And cunts who say "aboot" and "eh" after every fucking sentence. They also seem to be obsessed with some coffee shop chain called Tim Whoretons which thankfully hasn't hit our shores, because lord knows we need more shitty north american coffee chains here putting independent cafes out of business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: They also seem to be obsessed with some coffee shop chain called Tim Whoretons which thankfully hasn't hit our shores, because lord knows we need more shitty north american coffee chains here putting independent cafes out of business. ........and have pancake with some shitty syrup as a national dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 On 03/01/2018 at 18:04, Piston said: Oh dear, meet the New Year, same as...the usual tautological testicles. I spend ca 3 months per year 'over there' and your self-serving blinkered views are cliches at best. Sure, down south especially, Halloween, proms etc are popular...it's not the US's fault that UK TV zombies ape them (no offence-ish Ape). Folks in Fort Worth, Abilene etc thinner and smarter (not difficult) and more polite than almost anywhere in the UK. California...well they don't know Britain from Belgium and don't give a fuck anyway (and rightly so) There's geriatric insularity and then there's...here. The insular insulting is fine but some cunts need to get out more. A 21st century readers would find this embarrassing. Now, where's that wood chipper...or was it bleach... Nurse! A bit abrupt, so sorry : fuck off LOL If that's Richard fucking Hammond as your avatar you can fuck right off. Yanks are the unparalleled cunts of the planet, they had 50% of the world's wealth after WW2, and have shortsightedly handed the keys over to China. If fucking idiots like Salty are considered an emissary then I rest my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: If that's Richard fucking Hammond as your avatar you can fuck right off. Yanks are the unparalleled cunts of the planet, they had 50% of the world's wealth after WW2, and have shortsightedly handed the keys over to China. If fucking idiots like Salty are considered an emissary then I rest my case. It's Patrick Troughton. The second Doctor Who in the 1960s. Doughnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Nice to see a single ray of the light of intelligence shine through the dismal fog of ignorance that is a typical @Decimus® turd of a nom. Can I ask Salty, why the hell do you yanks have long house numbers? Some have 5 digits. Why dont you yanks just shorten your fucking roads? There see, an intelligent statement and question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's Patrick Troughton. The second Doctor Who in the 1960s. Doughnut. You live and you learn, eh. Before my time, Eric, I do remember John Pertwee though. Worzel Gummidge was fucking shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Worzel Gummidge was fucking shite. He was outstanding in his field. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You live and you learn, eh. Before my time, Eric, I do remember Sean Pertwee though. Worzel Gummidge was fucking shite. Before my time as well. The first one I remember was Tom Baker. I just involuntarily memorise trivia. I'm usually the go to cunt for film quotes on here. I do wonder what I could have done with all that brain space if I wasn't using it to store the entire script to Pulp Fiction etc'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Before my time as well. The first one I remember was Tom Baker. I just involuntarily memorise trivia. I'm usually the go to cunt for film quotes on here. I do wonder what I could have done with all that brain space if I wasn't using it to store the entire script to Pulp Fiction etc'. “Zeds dead baby” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 30 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Zeds dead baby” 'I'm sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'I'm sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda' I love you too, honey bunny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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