Guest Mingeeta Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 13 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm...I'd a good day alright 7 mile run and now I'm going boozing and womanising. .pen n gyppo better stay home tonight. .de beast is loose and he's hungry baby Panzerknacker Fucking knobhead. Always on about all these women that you reckon your nailing all the time when in reality you cant get one. Infact your probably so fucking gormless you cant even have a wank because your hand turns you down. Do everyone a favour. DROP DEAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 13 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm...I'd a good day alright 7 mile run and now I'm going boozing and womanising. .pen n gyppo better stay home tonight. .de beast is loose and he's hungry baby Panzerknacker Your demeanour fits perfectly for someone who claims they're on disability benefits. Have you considered spending your time learning how to write properly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Your demeanour fits perfectly for someone who claims they're on disability benefits. Have you considered spending your time learning how to write properly? Reported for disability abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 46 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Fucking knobhead. Always on about all these women that you reckon your nailing all the time when in reality you cant get one. Infact your probably so fucking gormless you cant even have a wank because your hand turns you down. Do everyone a favour. DROP DEAD. Lot of rage in your life mingbag baby..let it go ...you'll be happier ..less time on here ..more time living your short life..the Panzer won't steer ya wrong Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 42 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Your demeanour fits perfectly for someone who claims they're on disability benefits. Have you considered spending your time learning how to write properly? No wuffy I haven't...my scrawl has served me well so far. .but tellus about my demeanor. .could be helpful next time I'm Called in for an interview ..forwarned is forearmed and all that Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 37 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Reported for disability abuse Ya dote ya .... Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 39 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: No wuffy I haven't...my scrawl has served me well so far. .but tellus about my demeanor. .could be helpful next time I'm Called in for an interview ..forwarned is forearmed and all that Panzerknacker Disabled people don't get called in for an interview the benefits agency cancelled that years ago. Mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Disabled people don't get called in for an interview the benefits agency cancelled that years ago. Mong. Mmm...so I was right...the benefits bureaucrat does like meeting me. .thanks mingbag I shall spring this new found Intel on her and demand an explanation Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 17 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm...I'd a good day alright 7 mile run and now I'm going boozing and womanising. .pen n gyppo better stay home tonight. .de beast is loose and he's hungry baby Panzerknacker Wherever you decide to womanise Pansy, I hope for the sake of everyone here the defibrillator isn't working. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 21 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: and by the same token, if you touch a Shield Bug it smells of coriander. I have a brain the size of Weston Super Mare but I don't get this reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: I have a brain the size of Weston Super Mare but I don't get this reference. In the Kingdom of Bhutan they insert pieces of goat cheese into the cracks in the pavement. They are fucking mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: In the Kingdom of Bhutan they insert pieces of goat cheese into the cracks in the pavement. They are fucking mad. So Princess Margaret was from Bhutan? Ah, I get it now! Good one Scrotely. You're alright for a frenchie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: Wherever you decide to womanise Pansy, I hope for the sake of everyone here the defibrillator isn't working. Wuggy baby that was lastnight ...few civilised pints tonight Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: In the Kingdom of Bhutan they insert pieces of goat cheese into the cracks in the pavement. They are fucking mad. It's because the heathen savages are unable to obtain Portland cement. They should just ask the Greeks for some, nobody's fucking building anything there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's because the heathen savages are unable to obtain Portland cement. They should just ask the Greeks for some, nobody's fucking building anything there. The Greeks ain't half let their country go to rack and ruin. Take that Coliseum for instance. It could be turned into a car store like the VW one in Wolfsburg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: In the Kingdom of Bhutan they insert pieces of goat cheese into the cracks in the pavement. They are fucking mad. I'm sure Punkape can add to this, as the site's resident crack-insertion expert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: The Greeks ain't half let their country go to rack and ruin. Take that Coliseum for instance. It could be turned into a car store like the VW one in Wolfsburg. And they are still ungrateful for lord Elgins act of kindness, when he removed those statues from the Parthenon, giving the locals more room to do 'activities'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: I have a brain the size of Weston Super Mare but I don't get this reference. Weston-Super-Mare is full of fat Welsh people and arthritic donkeys. And hyphens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 10 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Weston-Super-Mare is full of fat Welsh people and arthritic donkeys. And hyphens. Doctor Who defeated The Hyphens after their alliance with The Banana Splits. My budgie had a better grasp of this than you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Doctor Who defeated The Hyphens after their alliance with The Banana Splits. My budgie had a better grasp of this than you do. There were no gay companions in those days. Minty would never have stood for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 What can a Vesper scooter do that Jade Goody couldn't? Reach 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And they are still ungrateful for lord Elgins act of kindness, when he removed those statues from the Parthenon, giving the locals more room to do 'activities'. I was well into my 20s before I realised the Elgin Marbles weren't the sort you could play with. Imagine my surprise when me and Ted 'Oily' Wragg tried to have a go at the British Museum! I took my best potter along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: I was well into my 20s before I realised the Elgin Marbles weren't the sort you could play with. Imagine my surprise when me and Ted 'Oily' Wragg tried to have a go at the British Museum! I took my best potter along. Ted 'oily' Wragg? Are you a RAF pilot from WW2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What can a Vesper scooter do that Jade Goody couldn't? Reach 30. One thing I admired about Jade Goody was her publicising the fact that she had cervical cancer and that her regret was she never got tested, and urged women to visit their GP. This caused a huge uptake of women getting tested and in all probability saved lives. So good on her for that. Her mum? Unsavoury character to say the least. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There were no gay companions in those days. Minty would never have stood for it. You're right CB. Although quite the social realist, Minty couldn't abide 'Trojan Dildos'. Or the Welsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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