Cuntybaws Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 A French family court ruled yesterday that a baby girl could not be named “Nutella” by her parents – not because of any trademark considerations, but rather because “it would make her the target of derision.” Strangely, they don't object to millions of the cunts being named Mohammed every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 In 1999 a couple named Renaud had to fend off similar legal action to prevent them from christening their daughter “Megane”. Talk about having a baguette up your arse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 It's a shame the same rules weren't applied when Frank Zappa named his kids..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Should bring that fucking rule over here... too many stupid cunt names flying around these days... I personally know, correction, knew, someone who called their son Blue.... and that was in a backward-arse-country-fuck place, not some suburb of Brighton.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Terry Fuckwit was always going to be a somewhat self-fulfilling prophesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Should bring that fucking rule over here... too many stupid cunt names flying around these days... I personally know, correction, knew, someone who called their son Blue.... and that was in a backward-arse-country-fuck place, not some suburb of Brighton.. They're all Pinks and Marigolds now in Brighton, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Terry Fuckwit was always going to be a somewhat self-fulfilling prophesy Is that any relation to the Fucknuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Is that any relation to the Fucknuts? probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Should bring that fucking rule over here... too many stupid cunt names flying around these days... I personally know, correction, knew, someone who called their son Blue.... and that was in a backward-arse-country-fuck place, not some suburb of Brighton.. Was his surname Waffle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 What about Honeysuckle Weeks then, still she looks like a jolly good person, gosh I would fuck her! I don’t see a problem with Honeysuckle Weeks or any other female named after a shrub, eg, Rose, Heather, Daisy, Hyacinth or Ivy, but I’d have to draw the line at something like Bladder Campion or Ragwort. One other thing, Honeysuckle Weeks is a sweetie and not for fucking by the likes of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 I have a friend who is a teacher and here are some names i recall her telling me about--- Baby, Rocky, Montana, Armani. Two others who used to live near me were brother and sister, Mercedes and Nike. The last i heard of them they were both in prison, surprise surprise. Personally i have a great admiration for the French. They don't allow themselves to be fucked about in the same way we do. Wasn't there some lunatic somewhere who wanted to call his son Adolf Hitler or something with similar connotations? I seem to remember he dressed up in Nazi uniform and his wife dressed up as Eva Braun. I pretty sure it wasn't in this country but Herr Oberst doesn't have to live in this country in order to haunt this website. Today is the anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz so i suspect he is crying himself to sleep somewhere. Sometimes i almost feel sorry for the fucked up little deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 I don’t see a problem with Honeysuckle Weeks or any other female named after a shrub, eg, Rose, Heather, Daisy, Hyacinth or Ivy, but I’d have to draw the line at something like Bladder Campion or Ragwort. One other thing, Honeysuckle Weeks is a sweetie and not for fucking by the likes of you. I sniff naked ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 I have a friend who is a teacher and here are some names i recall her telling me about--- Baby, Rocky, Montana, Armani. Two others who used to live near me were brother and sister, Mercedes and Nike. The last i heard of them they were both in prison, surprise surprise. Personally i have a great admiration for the French. They don't allow themselves to be fucked about in the same way we do. Wasn't there some lunatic somewhere who wanted to call his son Adolf Hitler or something with similar connotations? I seem to remember he dressed up in Nazi uniform and his wife dressed up as Eva Braun. I pretty sure it wasn't in this country but Herr Oberst doesn't have to live in this country in order to haunt this website. Today is the anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz so i suspect he is crying himself to sleep somewhere. Sometimes i almost feel sorry for the fucked up little deviant. Yes that was America, I put a thread up about it about two years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 I think Mercedes is a south american name. Maybe they named their cj I have a friend who is a teacher and here are some names i recall her telling me about--- Baby, Rocky, Montana, Armani. Two others who used to live near me were brother and sister, Mercedes and Nike. The last i heard of them they were both in prison, surprise surprise. Personally i have a great admiration for the French. They don't allow themselves to be fucked about in the same way we do. Wasn't there some lunatic somewhere who wanted to call his son Adolf Hitler or something with similar connotations? I seem to remember he dressed up in Nazi uniform and his wife dressed up as Eva Braun. I pretty sure it wasn't in this country but Herr Oberst doesn't have to live in this country in order to haunt this website. Today is the anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz so i suspect he is crying himself to sleep somewhere. Sometimes i almost feel sorry for the fucked up little deviant. Mercedes I think is South American (actress Mercedes Raul). Maybe they just wanted to name her after the place of her conception. Luckily I wasn't named after the place of my conception. God knows how I would have got through life with a name like Ford Anglia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 A French family court ruled yesterday that a baby girl could not be named “Nutella” by her parents... Actually, it's probably best this sort of thing is nipped in the bud before it spreads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Actually, it's probably best this sort of thing is nipped in the bud before it spreads. one could say the same of a girl's first menstrual flow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I think Mercedes is a south american name. Maybe they named their cj Mercedes I think is South American (actress Mercedes Raul). Maybe they just wanted to name her after the place of her conception. Luckily I wasn't named after the place of my conception. God knows how I would have got through life with a name like Ford Anglia!Interesting. There is also the actress Mercedes McCambridge who won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress but probably best known for her role in "Giant" alongside Liz Taylor, Rock Hudson and James Dean. Nike was also the Greek Goddess of Victory. However, i have to point out that their mother was a fat ugly slag who always had a fag in her foul mouthed gob and a can of Specialbrew in her hand. I doubt if she had any familiarity with South America or any knowledge of 1950's Hollywood or Greek mythology. Still, it's nice to see you pikeys sticking up for each other. Let's face it no other cunt will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Luckily I wasn't named after the place of my conception. God knows how I would have got through life with a name like Ford Anglia! Mine might be worse, and maybe a technical impossibility.. how does Powercut '69 sound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 this is an ecumenical matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 this is an ecumenical matter an ecumenical mat cough yes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Lance Boyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 Billy Monger. No legs. Does that qualify? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, Goober said: Billy Monger. No legs. Does that qualify? Not unless they adapt the car, no... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 William Sachs. Or Willie, to his friends. I haven't seen him in a while but when I did he looked old....................., and wrinkly. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 On 30/01/2015 at 06:58, cuntspotter said: Lance Boyle. There was a lad I knew who always insisted in writing his name out in full and never using his initials .. his full name was Stephen Paul Ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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