Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 This talentless one-dimensional cuntstick today jacked in his little boy band because he wants a "real life". Oh Zayn, you daft fuck, I do hope you invested wisely, because if not I give it two years tops before you pop up in the jungle eating koala bear testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 I'd like to see this cunt burned alive, although I'd settle dead at a push. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 Never heard of him.So, as its obviously topical and he's clearly a cunt, I'm off to sicki to get the full unadulterated story. Better than the BBC for news updates nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 The thing is, the likes of these haven't worked that hard to make it. I mean they haven't gigged in shitholes for fuck all money and then get in a shitty old transit to shlep up the motorway to another shithole club or pub for another gig. You look at most of the musicians from the 60s, 70s and 80s many of them have done the hard graft, saved up for a guitar etc, got a spot in a club come up from there. These kids just turned up for what is basically a talent contest and struck lucky. From there their lives are transformed beyond belief and its difficult to adjust. I dont blame this lad rather, the celebrity making machine that uses them as commodities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 You should see what some of the fucking dimwits are posting on twitter about this 'devastating' news. Apparently one guy, yes guy, posted today that he felt sorry for all the people that were asleep because they would have to wake up to the most devastating news imaginable.... some people have pretty shit imaginations. Another said that they had shut themself in their room and were going to stare at their Zayn Malik snow globe and cry all night. Cunts... a slow painful death is too good for them. Personally I hope he blows all his cash on coke and hookers and ends up prostituting his arse to Judy in Soho within a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 This, along with that fat, deformed bastard Clarkson being sacked is being described as a tragedy.We are truly fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Hats off to Alex Jones , no not the lovely Welsh lass, the internet conspiracy theorist who for years has been peddling his NWO / doom and gloom tales to the feeble minded and gullible. All along he`s been saying they`ve been putting something in the water and by the hysteria on view right now i think it`s time i bought some of the manly potions he sells to counteract the pansy inducing water they have been feeding us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Hats off to Alex Jones , no not the lovely Welsh lass, the internet conspiracy theorist who for years has been peddling his NWO / doom and gloom tales to the feeble minded and gullible. All along he`s been saying they`ve been putting something in the water and by the hysteria on view right now i think it`s time i bought some of the manly potions he sells to counteract the pansy inducing water they have been feeding us. You have to hand it to the UK, when it comes to celebrity worshipping, half-wit, zombie bastards we really are in a league of our own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 I blame the Beatles... and Elvis.. this Rock n Roll is the music of the Devil!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Hats off to Alex Jones , no not the lovely Welsh lass, the internet conspiracy theorist who for years has been peddling his NWO / doom and gloom tales to the feeble minded and gullible. All along he`s been saying they`ve been putting something in the water and by the hysteria on view right now i think it`s time i bought some of the manly potions he sells to counteract the pansy inducing water they have been feeding us. It turns out that Alex Jones peddles conspiracy fact as he been found to be correct on many of the issues he and his team cover. The only reason I don't follow him any more is because he's always trying to flog me shit that I don't need and he lays the fear mongering on too thick for my liking without offering up any solutions other than 'Buy the stickers, buy the T shirts, buy the water purifiers and iodine'. I will thank him for waking me up to the utter cuntery that runs this planet and their modus operandi but I thought it was time to move on. Always a soft spot for the bellowing red neck Texan but enough is enough. Book tip... 'Tragedy and Hope' by professor Carrol Quigley. It's a massive read but covers all. Quigley is credible because he was the official US Government historian that has access to everything. The US Government ended up pulling the book as they deemed it to contain too much information. The latest publication of the book is printed on the plates that the Government failed to find. I've got a copy, it was expensive at 70 euros but have just noticed that someone had painstakingly posted it on Youtube. Before you start G.E Griffin outlines the book https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynVqPnMQ2sI The book. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ8lvKYB_4A&list=PLu5tKfQq0iybY2hiWze543ew_zqVo8il0 The man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrSQNUK75LI https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carroll_Quigley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Jailhouse tatts? Check!Cosseted lifestyle? Check!No discernible talent other than being able to hold a not better than Jeremy Beadle could hold a bowling ball? Check!Thick-as-fucking-mince pretty boy? Check!The perfect aspirational poster boy for sink-estate, no-hope teenagers everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 I blame the Beatles... and Elvis.. this Rock n Roll is the music of the Devil!!!!!val doonican ... what a cunt ... to be sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 val doonican ... what a cunt ... to be sureMy nan loved him. I should think he was popular with his fellow pikey's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 My nan loved him. I should think he was popular with his fellow pikey's.The only celeb without a personal number plate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 The only celeb without a personal number plate In that case he's probably not a cunt, or not that big a cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Played my late Nan some Pogues one time and she liked .... but she's from Mayo ... so there ye' go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Panic Kornikova - replacement has been found. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 In that case he's probably not a cunt, or not that big a cunt...Something to do with his initials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Something to do with his initials I thought "VD 4 U" was a great private number..no?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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