cuntspotter Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Using Andrex or izal to clean up your rear end is not enough anymore apparently. The advertisers are now pushing wet wipes for adults. I remember when using a hedgehog, dockleaf or your neighbours curtains was good enough. It's a load of effete bollocks if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) Izal is good for pile removal. Wet wipes for adults? Some types like Punkape suffer from a combination of verbal and rear end diarrhea, so they need them at meal as well as shit times. Standard paper - good for the rest of us. Some types of your ilk Spotto still resort to using the above mentioned objects to do the biz, but should have their fucking dirty hands ripped out there and then. Edited April 20, 2015 by White Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Most of these wet wipes dont dissolve in the sewerage works and end up in the sea. Try swapping the contents with toilet cleaning wipes and hear the screams from your guests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Izal is good for pile removal. Wet wipes for adults? Some types like Punkape suffer from a combination of verbal and rear end diarrhea, so they need them at meal as well as shit times. Standard paper - good for the rest of us. Some types of your ilk still Spotto resort to using the above mentioned objects to do the biz, but should have their fucking dirty hands ripped out there and then.But then I'd never have a gleaming ring piece ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Win some, lose some. Just ride the grass with your arse. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Are these wet wipes available in a variety of sizes and thickness? I fear my little dainty ones would get lost right up Keith's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Are these wet wipes available in a variety of sizes and thickness? I fear my little dainty ones would get lost right up Keith's arse. Don't wipe his arse then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 wet wipes !... fucking wet wipes ! .... namby fucking pamby southerners more than likely - that's what I say. Nowt wrong with a thorough scraping either side followed by a folded over clean up to finish off with a torn up page from the daily mail and it never did my grandparents any harm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Are these wet wipes available in a variety of sizes and thickness? I fear my little dainty ones would get lost right up Keith's arse. Apparently That wrongen uses sand paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Good evening YazzI think I want to let you have my children. Unless you like it round the tradesman's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 If I have any complaints then a bidet is at hand in my Cheshire pile ( no pun intended ). A mere bidet? I thought you would be rinsing the clinkers off your arse over champagne bucket, Wally.Apparently That wrongen uses sand paperI hope that its rough grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Don't wipe his arse then.I'd be worried about falling in, never to be seen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 A mere bidet? I thought you would be rinsing the clinkers off your arse over champagne bucket, Wally.I hope that its rough grade.The roughest, the soppy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Scrunch or fold is not a choice an adult should have to make. What's wrong with the good old wire brush and Dettol treatment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Scrunch or fold is not a choice an adult should have to make. What's wrong with the good old wire brush and Dettol treatment?Exactly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 I always carry my wet wipes in my fanny pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 I always carry my wet wipes in my fanny pack.Which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Scrunch or fold is not a choice an adult should have to make. What's wrong with the good old wire brush and Dettol treatment?Very post-war, shortage-style, reeks of Bolshevics in the Soviet era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Punkape's pile/drink facility Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Hang on Spot. Was it not Andrex & Izal, that had a massive hit back in the '70s? "Flash in the Pan" I think it was called. It reached the Number Two's slot.Flash in the Pan were great. 'Down among the dead men' was brill.(Yes I know they were called Flash AND the Pan but come on give me some credit)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 I thought we dealt with this one the other day on a recent thread?Leftover Naan Bread wasn't it? Or Chapatti if you're really into 'Goldfinger' Russian Roulette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I always carry my wet wipes in my fanny pack.I know you do. Don't call me Pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Flash in the Pan were great. 'Down among the dead men' was brill.(Yes I know they were called Flash AND the Pan but come on give me some credit)!I always liked Float On by The Floaters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Afraid times are changing gents. The population spends so long sat on their arse in office jobs that arse-grapes are everyone's problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I've used 'Tesco Loves Baby' for years, available from our favourite grocers in 64's. They're pile friendly, but you have to dry your botty after a wipe to keep the hangers at bay. Tesco pile gel finishes everything off nicely I find... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.