cuntspotter Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 When I were a lad.... last week. The only people who sported tattoos were sailors, servicemen who had served abroad or old lags. Over the years we have seen a massive increase of interest in body art. Every cunt seems to have tattoos... even their tattoos have tattoos. I was collecting my grandson from school this afternoon and was surrounded by women in their summer attire almost all of whom were parading and sporting a bewildering array of designs ranging from infants, butterflies and flowers to the elaborately fonted, 'love and heat' , and Evlis. I suspect that this is the collapse of civilization as we know it unless that it is just that I am a bit crabby because I haven't had lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Just the tip of the iceberg. Previously discussed tat ironmongery installed on the surface and throughout every orifice is today's new standard for ink compulsives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I have a tattoo of Gary Barlow's cock on my inner thigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 My girlfriend has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh.If I hold my ear to it I swear I can smell the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I find myself wondering about the cost of these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 In Rat's absence I am compelled to point out on his behalf that at least the number of people with fading tats composed entirely of numbers is showing a year-on-year decline. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 In Rat's absence I am compelled to point out on his behalf that at least the number of people with fading tats composed entirely of numbers is showing a year-on-year decline.I sense another admin intervention, spoilsports! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I find myself wondering about the cost of these things. If you want one for free get yourself banged up. In the big house they do it with a pin and a bottle of loo blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I sense another admin intervention, spoilsports!Sales of striped pyjamas are also down. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Now, let me make this absolutely clear:THIS IS NOT A RACIST REMARK, but I have observed several of our colored cousins who 'appear' to have been tattooed,with fuck knows what, as they can barely be seen for love or money. What is their point?Mike tyson has a prominent tattoo, looks a proper cunt, but I ain't going to tell him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 None of the people I mix with have tattoos nor do their offspring.... What about Earrings..... and liver disease 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 the tramp stamps always get me.... going.... fnarr fnarr!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Our ladies wear earrings.Those amongst us that have liver disease is none of your business.The circles you move in at the working mens clubs do indeed have ladies nights. The pat butcher type women who turn up do indeed like an earing, also a kebab and a piss in the alley after closing time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Your own community......lol.Your reality lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Your reality lol Jizz, I believe Punkape has hit a nerve, you soppy CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Our ladies wear earrings.Those amongst us that have liver disease is none of your business.Quite so, but it is now running at epidemic proportion in wealthy people. You can't argue with the figures and the registrar generals social mobility register. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 The full with of a super king but not the length, I'm only 5ft 5.I find myself wondering about the cost of these things. If you want one for free get yourself banged up. In the big house they do it with a pin and a bottle of loo blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 If you want one for free get yourself banged up. In the big house they do it with a pin and a bottle of loo blue.REPEAT BOLLOCKS KLAXXON !!!I vaguely knew someone who had the hulk tatoo'd on his back, he was a big fat fucker, and the tat covered his entire back, one big hulk ripping out through his skin (iirc)... looked fucking good and fucking awful at the same time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 REPEAT BOLLOCKS KLAXXON !!!I vaguely knew someone who had the hulk tatoo'd on his back, he was a big fat fucker, and the tat covered his entire back, one big hulk ripping out through his skin (iirc)... looked fucking good and fucking awful at the same time...I bet he scared the shit out of his daughters boyfriends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 In Rat's absence I am compelled to point out on his behalf that at least the number of people with fading tats composed entirely of numbers is showing a year-on-year decline.Yes, and that is why he is absent. I believe he was expelled from infant school for telling similar jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I might have ALVIS tattood across my legs although it was a Citreon that ran over me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I'm thinking of getting a tattoo if my mom would let me. Probably something like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Keith there's another word which you should have and it is not brony. My hands are now tied as to spelling it out for you. Weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Now, let me make this absolutely clear:THIS IS NOT A RACIST REMARK, but I have observed several of our colored cousins who 'appear' to have been tattooed,with fuck knows what, as they can barely be seen for love or money. What is their point?Their brains have the capacity to only hold very little before they crash. All extra information needs to be retrieved by referring to the armpit/knob/tit etc data storage facility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Their brains have the capacity to only hold very little before they crash. All extra information needs to be retrieved by referring to the armpit/knob/tit etc data storage facility.Please cut out the racist tone to your comments. I've recently edited another post of yours. Carry on and you will be transferred to the Mod Queues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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