Ape™️ Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 This really grips my shit. Why are some people incapable of pointing to something on a computer without actually poking the screen? There's one cunt at work that pokes screens so hard that the display remains distorted for a few seconds after the event. The first person to do it to my new Mac will be stabbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Why don't you get a real job instead of working with cunts.........It's no surprise PunkApe is hotly tipped by bookies and experts alike to be crowned "Cunt of the Year" 2015.He's young, he's hopeful, we're pretty sure he's brain-dead. An absolute fucking moron of the utmost calibre. He's the cunt's corner's young starlet!PunkApe. Remember the name, because he'll probably forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 It's no surprise PunkApe is hotly tipped by bookies and experts alike to be crowned "Cunt of the Year" 2015.He's young, he's hopeful, we're pretty sure he's brain-dead. An absolute fucking moron of the utmost calibre. He's the cunt's corner's young starlet!PunkApe. Remember the name, because he'll probably forget it.I don't see CumMonkey as a cunt, Bill. None of his comments are particularly cuntish, as they lack any degree of wit or humour. He's more of a moron or cretin in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Which screen stabbing establishment do you work in then ? Is it anything worthwhile? Bookies? Call centre? Maybe a socialist controlled Nhs outfit. Do let us know. Thanks in advance. Oh lol, lol. Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Well tick the like box then or are you poking the screen ?lol. Another comedy gem. The only time I'll ever "like " any of your contributions will be if you kill yourself. I'd really "like" that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Well tick the like box then or are you poking the screen ?lol. Punkape. .... you are derailing this thread by provoking argument ..... please desist, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 What about Red Hot Pokers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Well tick the like box then or are you poking the screen ?lol.Please stop with the jokes! You're killing me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Please stop with the jokes! You're killing me! Punk is the funniest person he knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 It's no surprise PunkApe is hotly tipped by bookies and experts alike to be crowned "Cunt of the Year" 2015.He's young, he's hopeful, we're pretty sure he's brain-dead. An absolute fucking moron of the utmost calibre. He's the cunt's corner's young starlet!PunkApe. Remember the name, because he'll probably forget it.My vote is very conservative. Punk is a cunt. Fifty quid on the nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 And back to the topic. Pokers often leave snorts, grease and other bodily fluids on the screen. Surgical gloves are recommended when handling their equipment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 PunkApe. Remember the name, because he'll probably forget it........which is what the rest of us are trying to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ape™️ Posted May 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 And back to the topic. Pokers often leave snorts, grease and other bodily fluids on the screen. Surgical gloves are recommended when handling their equipment.An on-topic reply! Thanks WC. As you say, their screens are usually a breeding ground for all sorts of filth. They generally have things growing out of their keyboards too, due to the sheer quantity of food debris inside. Dirty cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Punkape. .... you are derailing this thread by provoking argument ..... please desist, Just ban the cunt, you know you want to... What about Red Hot Pokers?Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 On 5/1/2015 at 8:23 PM, Iam Ape said: This really grips my shit. Why are some people incapable of pointing to something on a computer without actually poking the screen? There's one cunt at work that pokes screens so hard that the display remains distorted for a few seconds after the event. The first person to do it to my new Mac will be stabbed. This was a spectacularly awful nomination from 2015..... You haven’t improved either. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: This was a spectacularly awful nomination from 2015..... You haven’t improved either. lol. Fuck off. Have you ever visited the Nicobar Islands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: This was a spectacularly awful nomination from 2015..... You haven’t improved either. lol. Fuck off. You responded to this thread JUST for the pic of the baboon's inflamed arse, didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You responded to this thread JUST for the pic of the baboon's inflamed arse, didn't you? No doubt you have superimposed stockings and suspenders onto the baboon.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: No doubt you have superimposed stockings and suspenders onto the baboon.... lol. It's kept you out and away from the glory hole in the gents loo. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 31 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You responded to this thread JUST for the pic of the baboon's inflamed arse, didn't you? No, he responded to this thread because he’s a sad fucking troll that was desperate for something to post. It’s pathetic. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 5 hours ago, Iam Ape said: No, he responded to this thread because he’s a sad fucking troll that was desperate for something to post. It’s pathetic. lol. Never mind screen poking, punkers receives poking of another kind: up the shitter from a dozen or so dusky cocks of an evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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