Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Just been channel hopping and I didn't even realise this effeminate Scouse poof was still alive let alone on tv.And to cap it all he had Danny Dyer as a guest! There's never a fucking suicide bomber around when you need one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 My Dad went to see this shoal of shite recorded live a few weeks when, apparently, the "special guest" was Jasper fucking Carrott, with a musical performance by someone who is famous for not winning X Factor. In his defense he's getting on a bit and genuinely doesn't know any better. Personally, I find the cunt about as funny as getting a parking ticket. His voice could scrape the paint off any car. Infuriatingly talentless hack. That's O'Grady by the way, not my Dad, who in fairness can tell the odd funny joke. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 My Dad went to see this shoal of shite recorded live a few weeks when, apparently, the "special guest" was Jasper fucking Carrott, with a musical performance by someone who is famous for not winning X Factor. In his defense he's getting on a bit and genuinely doesn't know any better. Personally, I find the cunt about as funny as getting a parking ticket. His voice could scrape the paint off any car. Infuriatingly talentless hack. That's O'Grady by the way, not my Dad, who in fairness can tell the odd funny joke.Jasper Carrot still around? Now that's depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 By the sound of the cackling the audience seems to be made up entirely of piss-soaked pensioners killing an hour before the bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 I thought I'd carry out some research by doing an image search for "Scouse poofs". O'Grady was there all right, but only after wading through several pages like this.Could the Rev have been right all along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 No wonder they have high-pitched voices, enough cock will do that........apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Ive had the misfortune of being dragged to a recording of some game show fronted by the Manford twat by a friend who got tickets. Believe me out of an audience 300 I must of been the only poor sod to be sitting there frowning as all around cunts were pissing themselves laughing. I fucking despair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Ive had the misfortune of being dragged to a recording of some game show fronted by the Manford twat by a friend who got tickets. Believe me out of an audience 300 I must of been the only poor sod to be sitting there frowning as all around cunts were pissing themselves laughing. I fucking despairStill better than Alan Titchmarsh, that cunt can't smile wide enough, he must be the luckiest fucker on tv , except Dr hillary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Still better than Alan Titchmarsh, that cunt can't smile wide enough, he must be the luckiest fucker on tv , except Dr hillary.Anne Robinson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Anne Robinson.Oh you bastard, you win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Oh you bastard, you win Any one of those dried-up, men-hating bastards on Loose Women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Any one of those dried-up, men-hating bastards on Loose Women.The bar is raised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 The bar is raised I thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Still better than Alan Titchmarsh, that cunt can't smile wide enough, he must be the luckiest fucker on tv , except Dr hillary.Dr Hillary? Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 The bar is raised Well that description is apt until some good-looking bloke comes on flirting. Then you'd need a bucket under each of their fucking chairs to catch the flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 The bar is raised Lorraine fucking Kelly, or Judy fat-arse Finnigan. The prosecution rests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 The Geordie beast who does the business news on BBC breakfast. Stephanie something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Dominic Littlewood. He's cornered the market on annoying little cockney bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 The Geordie beast who does the business news on BBC breakfast. Stephanie something?Stephanie McGovern. I don't know why, but I can't stand her either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Gyles Brandreth, even though he is a massive cunt he takes it up another level with his wacky jumpers, I would definitely buy him a one way ticket to dignitas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Dominic Littlewood. He's cornered the market on annoying little cockney bastards.I fucking hate that short arse "hard man", he walks on his tippy toes and is a folically challanged wannabe wide boy, about as believable tough guy as phil Mitchell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Ross King, that smiling poof on Good Morning Britain who reports from Hollywood.Usually pissing himself with excitement because some non-entity actor bastard has had a fucking haircut.Gas the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Harry hill, top that you bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Harry hill, top that you bastards Bill Bailey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Ross King, that smiling poof on Good Morning Britain who reports from Hollywood.Usually pissing himself with excitement because some non-entity actor bastard has had a fucking haircut.Gas the cunt.Good shout, ultra white bleached teeth, botox forehead and fake tan, wannabe yank and total cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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