Wolfie Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I heard Wogan used to get 10k for presenting the Children in Need programme for the bbc. If this is true then he's a cunt. To be fair to Wogan, he split half of it with his toupee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 39 minutes ago, Wolfie said: They were probably more pissed off when they saw her personal chef in toe. You can picture the natives looking through the window of the Winnebago, stomachs rumbling as she shovelled pies into her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: To be fair to Wogan, he split half of it with his toupee. toupee or not toupee, that is the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: toupee or not toupee, that is the question. Fuck off. Fuck right off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck off. Fuck right off And when you get there, fuck off some more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck off. Fuck right off You and Bawsey are a miserable couple of cunts. Tell us Gyps, what did you have done, was it a clit reduction. Did it used to stick out like a big miller's thumb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: And when you get there, fuck off some more! How shall I fuck off Oh Miserable One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: And when you get there, fuck off some more! Until you get back here and then you can fuck off again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You and Bawsey are a miserable couple of cunts. Tell us Gyps, what did you have done, was it a clit reduction. Did it used to stick out like a big miller's thumb? I was having my bionic legs upgraded for better arse kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: toupee or not toupee, that is the question. 41 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You and Bawsey are a miserable couple of cunts. Tell us Gyps, what did you have done, was it a clit reduction. Did it used to stick out like a big miller's thumb? 40 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: How shall I fuck off Oh Miserable One 30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: and yer bleedin' poofs. Eating to much mince, its yer bull's ear Alf. Fuck me, withers, has an extra strong dose of chemo fucked your brain up today? What is this fucking shit? Get a grip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fuck me, withers, has an extra strong dose of chemo fucked your brain up today? What is this fucking shit? Get a grip. Agreed. Withers, though you be renowned for posting absolute fucking shite, this fucking bollocks is too much to stomach. I want to piss on your iron lung and throw a plugged in toaster onto it. Hurry up and die, you vile cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell, Ding, which one of you is the receiver? Don't bother inviting me to the wedding, you fucking faggot cunt. Quoting me from nearly a year ago? You sad, sad little fucker. 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I heard Wogan used to get 10k for presenting the Children in Need programme for the bbc. If this is true then he's a cunt. He definately got paid thousands, and refused to do it unless he did, and he insisted on all sorts of shite to do with cars, hotels etc... thieving fucking oirish cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Poor old Tel. Probably pushing up potatoes as we speak. His career took a nosedive after the StIvel Five Pints ads if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: He definately got paid thousands, and refused to do it unless he did, and he insisted on all sorts of shite to do with cars, hotels etc... Ah, yes, the same loveable Tel who started working for the Beeb in the late 60s, who became a stalwart of the organisation via BBC radio and as presenter for TOTP. Now, who else during that era also worked for BBC radio and as a TOTP presenter? Of course, Sir Tel's clean image precedes his reputation, because he would never have suspected or known such a thing was going on at White City studios. Otherwise he'd have said something, wouldn't he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 55 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fuck me, withers, has an extra strong dose of chemo fucked your brain up today? What is this fucking shit? Get a grip. Steady on Bubs,your got some serious multi quoting going there Muthafucka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 58 minutes ago, Decimus said: Agreed. Withers, though you be renowned for posting absolute fucking shite, this fucking bollocks is too much to stomach. I want to piss on your iron lung and throw a plugged in toaster onto it. Hurry up and die, you vile cunt. Don't mention toasters you thoughtless cunt. It was a dodgy toaster and eating burnt toast that got me in this state. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You and Bawsey are a miserable couple of cunts. Tell us Gyps, what did you have done, was it a clit reduction. Did it used to stick out like a big miller's thumb? They are both getting their hair off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Don't mention toasters you thoughtless cunt. It was a dodgy toaster and eating burnt toast that got me in this state. Cunt What about those burnt spuds that Frank sent you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: How shall I fuck off Oh Miserable One Fuck off Scrotes, I do the Monty Python paraphrasing round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off Scrotes, I do the Monty Python paraphrasing round here. You do Eric, you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: You do Eric, you do. Thank you for your support Ratters. I have contacted the editors of Viz strongly urging them to get in touch with you regarding the publication of your superhero comic strip 'Foetus Feet'. I also believe that the embryo footed crime fighter would make a worthy addition to marvels 'Avengers' line up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thank you for your support Ratters. I have contacted the editors of Viz strongly urging them to get in touch with you regarding the publication of your superhero comic strip 'Foetus Feet'. I also believe that the embryo footed crime fighter would make a worthy addition to marvels 'Avengers' line up. If we were both black Eric, we could call each other 'ma nigga' and 'yo dawg' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: If we were both black Eric, we could call each other 'ma nigga' and 'yo dawg' Anything's possible, maybe time to break out the burnt cork and black up in an Al Jolson type minstrel 'stylee'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Anything's possible, maybe time to break out the burnt cork and black up in an Al Jolson type minstrel 'stylee'. Rick! Rick! They're being racist! Yowsah Yowsah yowsah dem am being racist hmm mmm massa Rick. Dem am being racist 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Rick! Rick! They're being racist! Yossir Yossir dem am being racist hmm mmm! Yassir boss, I sho is hungry, where am dat wartymelon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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