Frank Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 I could eat a bowl of alphabet spaghetti and shit a better statement than that Frank.With respect, it's not really a 'statement'... thickstick. I've asked a straight forward question regarding your promiscuity, made a basic assumption on your availability, and more or less called you a dirty fuckin stinking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 With respect, it's not really a 'statement'... thickstick. I've asked a straight forward question regarding your promiscuity, made a basic assumption on your availability, and more or less called you a dirty fuckin stinking whore. "Thickstick" "dirty fucking stinking whore"!You've had over an hour and that's the best you can come up with? You're too stupid to bother with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Actually Frank, calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 "Thickstick" "dirty fucking stinking whore"!You've had over an hour and that's the best you can come up with? You're too stupid to bother with.Noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Fuck me, this Blatter cunt has more front than Dolly Parton.Wouldn't it be hilarious if his wife was called Fanny? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Wouldn't it be hilarious if his wife was called Fanny?Absolutely! I nearly pissed myself laughing when i read this..........but then i have only just woken from a coma i have been in since 1973. Are the miners still on strike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 I take it all back about Blatter having massive balls. Within a few days he starts backtracking like a cunt. Obviously he knows he is going to have his collar felt at some time. By the way , i notice the Platini cunt is playing the betrayed , misunderstood friend. I wouldn't trust that cunt as far as i can piss. If there is any justice in the world, which i doubt, that garlic eating fucker has got it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 I take it all back about Blatter having massive balls. Within a few days he starts backtracking like a cunt. Obviously he knows he is going to have his collar felt at some time. By the way , i notice the Platini cunt is playing the betrayed , misunderstood friend. I wouldn't trust that cunt as far as i can piss. If there is any justice in the world, which i doubt, that garlic eating fucker has got it coming.Blatter is the sporting equivalent of silvio berlusconi. A cunt of unimaginable corruptness, finally brought down to earth when the balance of power gets tipped, partly because of his age and accumulated reputation. He's become just slightly more of a liability to Fifa than his usefulness is worth to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 I see Saint David of Walthamstow has added his pearls of Wisdom to the thing. Something about "football not belonging to the rich but to the ordinary fans".A real fucking Mark Twain in the making! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Absolutely! I nearly pissed myself laughing when i read this..........but then i have only just woken from a coma i have been in since 1973. Are the miners still on strike?Oooohhh Betty!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Absolutely! I nearly pissed myself laughing when i read this..........but then i have only just woken from a coma i have been in since 1973. Are the miners still on strike?What are "miners"?I have good news for you, and bad news. On the plus side, you can get all the free porn you want now, and takeaway food is available 24x7. On the down side, our national borders are wide open, and there are fucking poofs everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 What are "miners"?I have good news for you, and bad news. On the plus side, you can get all the free porn you want now, and takeaway food is available 24x7. On the down side, our national borders are wide open, and there are fucking poofs everywhere! The bad news is that Lenny Henry is still around and they're still making Last of the Summer Wine!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 We've now moved into Act Two of this farce, wherein the Grandstanders of the World Unite and demand the World Cup now be taken off Russia and Qatar.Even a top-notch willy-waver like Putin is probably feeling more than a tad stupid at having so publicly endorsed Blatter, only to have it blow up in his face a matter of days later.That's about as close as anyone is going to get to getting the World cup off Ivan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Five million in Monopoly money bunged to the Irish FA .... Jack Warner saying his life is in danger and he has an avalanche of shite on FIFA . Well, I suppose that's the basis of his settlement with the FBI sorted. We may well find that the Russian Mafia control on football in this country is only the tip of the fucking iceberg. We could start a dead pool. I wonder who will be the first to sleep with the fishes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 I wonder who will be the first to sleep with the fishes?It'll make a change from these poofs sleeping with each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Fuck a duck! How am i supposed to compete with such incisive wit? Not even worth trying.What are "miners"?I have good news for you, and bad news. On the plus side, you can get all the free porn you want now, and takeaway food is available 24x7. On the down side, our national borders are wide open, and there are fucking poofs everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 It'll make a change from these poofs sleeping with each other.Fucking classic. Boring, repetitive but fucking classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Five million in Monopoly money bunged to the Irish FA .... Jack Warner saying his life is in danger and he has an avalanche of shite on FIFA . Well, I suppose that's the basis of his settlement with the FBI sorted. We may well find that the Russian Mafia control on football in this country is only the tip of the fucking iceberg. We could start a dead pool. I wonder who will be the first to sleep with the fishes?Well the Russians own half of fucking London so why not? By the way, victims of the Russian Mafia sleep with their sisters not the fishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Well the Russians own half of fucking London so why not? By the way, victims of the Russian Mafia sleep with their sisters not the fishes.I'm sorry, I was lazily mixing my mafia metaphors. But I suspect that the Russian connection are pussycats compared to the Asian gambling cartels that are allegedly pulling FIFA's strings. Perhaps poor, hard done by Jack Warner should be fucking bricking it. The unprincipled, stupid, greedy old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Just heard Thierry Henry on tv saying that football needs to cleaned up. Wasn't he the cheating bastard who palmed the ball into the net to knock Ireland out of the World Cup? Sums it all up dont? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Just heard Thierry Henry on tv saying that football needs to cleaned up. Wasn't he the cheating bastard who palmed the ball into the net to knock Ireland out of the World Cup? Sums it all up dont?Did he not mean a football that had gotten a little dirty? The cunt surely can't mean the game itself; fucking snail eating Maradonna-like semen farming fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manila Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) Sports are corrupt , Fifa is no exception . Edited June 5, 2015 by Manila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Sports are corrupt , Fifa is no exception .Want to bet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Sports are corrupt , Fifa is no exception .And in other breaking news, the sky is fucking blue. Thanks for clearing this up for us, Columbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Septic Bladder has now stated he might run for FIFA President again. The fucking stupid corrupt cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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