Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Why do they always turn out to be boring miserable cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Pen you had me going with the title of your nom, I thought you were about to announce that Frank and Punkape had killed themselves in a double suicide pact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Pen you had me going with the title of your nom, I thought you were about to announce that Frank and Punkape had killed themselves in a double suicide pact.I'd have a suicide pact with Frank. I'd let him go first then I just wouldn't bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 ... a bit like the daft twats you see schlepping in and out of holland and barrets and all the other 'health' food shops ... how come they all look like fucking death warmed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Whoopi Goldberg is a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Some airhead cuntwit I work with has recently developed the rather fucking annoying habit of constantly updating us on his new-found obsession with the gym, deciding the rest of us care greatly about what routines he has been doing and how much weight he has lost. He was an irritating cuntrash before this, but now my teeth are being ground away by holding in urges to thump the cunt with the power and majestic force of a thousand supernovas.Last week he even went as far as to suddenly drop into a David Brent style push-up session whilst discussing work issues. I cringed so hard my forehead wrinkles could've rolled up a ciggie. If I ever decide to up sticks and fuck off to greener work pastures, one of my parting acts will be to staple this twat's lips together then flatten the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Amazon customer service is fucking excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 summit has gone wrong that babe should've appeared ?This site has more bugs than me gardonEh? You posted a link to the YouTube video of Tracey Ullman singing Sunglasses and that's what you've got. The problem is that you used the URL beginning with youtu.be, rather than youtube.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Eh? You posted a link to the YouTube video of Tracey Ullman singing Sunglasses and that's what you've got. The question is why did she post a link to this shite video?Is she stupid or something?Oh,wait....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Hello is anyone home???Did you not read the sign on the door?No Jehovah witnessesNo cold callersNo stupendously fucking stupid, computer illiterate fucking imbeciles.Now fucking do one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Some airhead cuntwit I work with has recently developed the rather fucking annoying habit of constantly updating us on his new-found obsession with the gym, deciding the rest of us care greatly about what routines he has been doing and how much weight he has lost. He was an irritating cuntrash before this, but now my teeth are being ground away by holding in urges to thump the cunt with the power and majestic force of a thousand supernovas.Last week he even went as far as to suddenly drop into a David Brent style push-up session whilst discussing work issues. I cringed so hard my forehead wrinkles could've rolled up a ciggie. If I ever decide to up sticks and fuck off to greener work pastures, one of my parting acts will be to staple this twat's lips together then flatten the cunt.He probably only goes there to ogle the female gymsters in their skimpy gym wear. Wouldn't surprise me if he cracks one off in the toilet after watching a Pilates class.You may want to say that to him when he starts on about how much he bench presses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 4, 2015 Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Whoopi Goldberg is a cunt.Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 He probably only goes there to ogle the female gymsters in their skimpy gym wear. Wouldn't surprise me if he cracks one off in the toilet after watching a Pilates class.You may want to say that to him when he starts on about how much he bench presses.Just keep telling him he has body odour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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