Guest nobgobbler Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Super glue is an utter cunt. I only needed a tiny drop to fix something and I realised my finger was getting stuck, then another one, then another one. Fucking hell. So it wouldn't come off under the tap and I ended up biting it off my fingers. After all that I started again, much more carefully this time. Yep, got it on my finger again. So I started biting the dried glue off, only this time there was some wet glue underneath my finger nail. I glued my fucking teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Wrap your fingers in cling film first and they wont stick to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 there ain't half been some clever bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Nail polish remover will do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 It was actually developed by Kodak in the 1940's, and used for medical purposes, and later for holding wounded soldiers together.I'll get my coat................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Super glue is an utter cunt. I only needed a tiny drop to fix something and I realised my finger was getting stuck, then another one, then another one. Fucking hell. So it wouldn't come off under the tap and I ended up biting it off my fingers. After all that I started again, much more carefully this time. Yep, got it on my finger again. So I started biting the dried glue off, only this time there was some wet glue underneath my finger nail. I glued my fucking teeth. In situations such as this, I often find myself thinking, "what would Brony Keith do?" No matter what the dilemna, I always come to the same conclusion- He would somehow involve his cock and end up in either Hospital, prison or the Houses of Parliament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Superglue needs moisture to work. Which is why it sticks your fingers together but not the cup you were trying to glue back together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Fucking cunting shite. Whenever I buy a tube I seem to use it once and then when I need it again, usually months later, I can't get the fucking top off.It's shit for sniffing too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Fucking cunting shite. Whenever I buy a tube I seem to use it once and then when I need it again, usually months later, I can't get the fucking top off.It's shit for sniffing too.So your 5ml bottle costing £3 provides one single drop of usable product and you have to bin the rest - a massive con and a cunt. What kind of cunt discovers some shit that sticks plastic to plastic then puts it in a plastic bottle with a plastic top? Is that a fucking joke? He must be pissing himself laughing every time one flies off the shelf. And there's a reason it's shit for sniffing. It sticks your sinuses to your brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Super glue is an utter cunt. I only needed a tiny drop to fix something and I realised my finger was getting stuck, then another one, then another one. Fucking hell. So it wouldn't come off under the tap and I ended up biting it off my fingers. After all that I started again, much more carefully this time. Yep, got it on my finger again. So I started biting the dried glue off, only this time there was some wet glue underneath my finger nail. I glued my fucking teeth. ....and that, mum, is why I've got this clear flakey stuff all over my hands and mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Whatever you do Gobbler.. don't glue your lips together... please.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 (edited) In situations such as this, I often find myself thinking, "what would Brony Keith do?" No matter what the dilemna, I always come to the same conclusion- He would somehow involve his cock and end up in either Hospital, prison or the Houses of Parliament. Quite so, who can forget his adventures with a Donald Duck glove Puppet, an old washing mangle and a ticket for Glyndebourne. Edited July 7, 2015 by cuntspotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Quite so, who can forget his adventures with a Donald Duck glove Puppet, an old washing mangle and a ticket for Glyndebourne.What worries me is this... You thought about this long enough to come back and edit the post.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 In the multi-cultural spirit of tolerance the users of Cunt's Corner always possess, I thought we could have a little sing-a-long.I trust you all like Sean Paul here?PunkApe and Eddie, I'm sure you know the words - kick things off for us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Any glue is super if you sniff enough of it.........apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 This sounds more like a ProfB nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 In the multi-cultural spirit of tolerance the users of Cunt's Corner always possess, I thought we could have a little sing-a-long.I trust you all like Sean Paul here?PunkApe and Eddie, I'm sure you know the words - kick things off for us! i would prefer to sing 'rule britannia' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 This sounds more like a ProfB nom.Please kill me with a claw hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 This sounds more like a ProfB nom.Now, that's unnecessarily harsh snatchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 What worries me is this... You thought about this long enough to come back and edit the post....I'd left the word "puppet " out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Whatever you do Gobbler.. don't glue your lips together... please.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 That's better!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Super glue is an utter cunt. I only needed a tiny drop to fix something and I realised my finger was getting stuck, then another one, then another one. Fucking hell. So it wouldn't come off under the tap and I ended up biting it off my fingers. After all that I started again, much more carefully this time. Yep, got it on my finger again. So I started biting the dried glue off, only this time there was some wet glue underneath my finger nail. I glued my fucking teeth.Shouldn't you use Fix-O-Dent if you want to glue your teeth. You must have been gobbling some mighty hard 'things' to want to use super glue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Now, that's unnecessarily harsh snatchers. You right Scotty,I was temporarily distracted by a women with massive tits on the TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 You right Scotty,I was temporarily distracted by a women with massive tits on the TV.Good lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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