Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Is it not enough the celebrities themselves are usually top shelf cunts, enter the slime trail of the impersonator cunt. It raises an interesting dilemma of which actually is the bigger of the cunts, as I am reminded of the saying which is bigger the fool or the one who follows? Elvis Presley, Princess Dianna, Cunt Charles, the Queen, Freddie Mercury, it doesn't matter, there is a following of absolute, undeniable fucking cunts dedicating what life they have to being the object of their obsession. FFS, you cunts, live your own fucking life. Find one, then live it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 I think impersonating as a profession is dead now. I honestly cant think if the last time any impersonator has been on their own show. Not for years anyway. Thank fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 I doubt we'll see many political look-a-likes anymore. Those cunts are subject to brutal public assassination. Singers, actors, entertainers, they have literal hordes of saddos having surgery to look like their hero, dress like, speak like, move and act like them...how it isn't considered obsessive disorder stalking is a mystery to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Not sure whether this cunt is going for Michael Jackson or Freddy Krueger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Not sure whether this cunt is going for Michael Jackson or Freddy Krueger.I think he is going for "cunt", in which case, he nailed it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 I think he is going for "cunt", in which case, he nailed it.He's gone a bit mad with the clown white there. And he hasn't had nearly enough surgery. And he looks a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 He's gone a bit mad with the clown white there. And he hasn't had nearly enough surgery. And he looks a cunt.Doesn't look like he has enough of a drug habit to be truly taking the persona on board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Not sure whether this cunt is going for Michael Jackson or Freddy Krueger.I have said many times before that I abhor cruelty to animals. So I don't want to see photos of Wacko on the vinegar stoke with poor little Bubbles. Delete this perverted filth immediately I say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Not sure whether this cunt is going for Michael Jackson or Freddy Krueger.If he'd been bald, that is a dead ringer for the voodoo bloke in live and let die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 If he'd been bald, that is a dead ringer for the voodoo bloke in live and let die. Fuck off Scotty, Jackson was completely white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 I actually know one of these cunts who is a Daniel Craig 'lookalike' and earns fucking loads just turning up and posing like a cunt,trouble is he has to talk and he rolls his R's and he sounds like a cunt as well as looks like one.His name is Cunt.James Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Elton John CUNT . Elton John Impersonator SAD CUNT and his name Paul BACON , named after a VERY SAD CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 My second favourite spectacle would be a Lenny Henry impersonator being drowned in a vat of Hydrochloric acidand watching his skin peel off and disintegrate. While my first would be... ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Fuck off Scotty, Jackson was completely white.While you're at it scrotes, can you whistle up a picture of jane seymour from the same scene? ..... oh, those legs..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Fuck off Scotty, Jackson was completely white.Isn't that the bloke out of the Harris Fowler ad? He's got a nom already 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Elton John CUNT . Elton John Impersonator SAD CUNT and his name Paul BACON , named after a VERY SAD CUNTThat's not Elton. That's Bruce Willis in Surrogates. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 I thought that was Graham Norton's even poofier brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 I have been looking for a Nigella Lawson tribute act for a while now, I want to engage her for a private show in the Wolverhampton area and am willing to pay handsomely for some extras on the menu, All replies via this forum please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 fair call, Swarm. I would also be reaching into my back pocket. After I had a fucking good rummage in my front pocket, of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 I have been looking for a Nigella Lawson tribute act for a while now, I want to engage her for a private show in the Wolverhampton area and am willing to pay handsomely for some extras on the menu, All replies via this forum please. fair call, Swarm. I would also be reaching into my back pocket. After I had a fucking good rummage in my front pocket, of course...I think that woman is the proto-essence of MILF.... ....soon to become the proto-essence of GGIWHCWISWOLHTMS* *Glamourous Granny I Would Happy Cavort With If She Would Only Lower Herself To My Standards..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 I've yet to see or hear one of these cunts actually look or sound like whoever they're supposed to be impersonating.'Oh, he's just like him!'Yeah, you mean he's got a fucking head and arms and legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 I've yet to see or hear one of these cunts actually look or sound like whoever they're supposed to be impersonating.'Oh, he's just like him!'Yeah, you mean he's got a fucking head and arms and legs. faith brown... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 He was once Channel Fours brightest star but now he`s a cunt with ADHD. Sicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 He was once Channel Fours brightest star but now he`s a cunt with ADHD. Sicken.I would love to see that sperm farmer do a perfect impression of Michael Hutchence in his last moments on this mortal coil. The cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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