Neil Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Storm fucking Desmond!! Give me a fucking break,I find that if I either switch on the TV or a website comes up and I see "storm Desmond hits uk' I just fucking switch off,until it hits my fucking house I can't even be bothered to see who's getting rain or wind, these cunts need a good drop kick to the gonads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 3 minutes ago, neil298 said: Storm fucking Desmond!! Give me a fucking break,I find that if I either switch on the TV or a website comes up and I see "storm Desmond hits uk' I just fucking switch off,until it hits my fucking house I can't even be bothered to see who's getting rain or wind, these cunts need a good drop kick to the gonads. Saw it on the news today, apparently the met office go through a "genuine scientific process" in naming storms. Fuck knows what it was because that point I drop-kicked my fucking telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Why is it that whenever there's a village that has flooded, you always see some smug cunt in a canoe or rowing boat paddling along. Does every village have a smug cunt with a canoe that have replaced the traditional 'village idiot' of old? Or is it the same cunt who listens to weather reports and then bombs up the motorway with the boat just to get their smug fucking Chevy Chase on the tv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 On 18/11/2015 08:40:56, cuntspotter said: I also knew a nightclub singer called Dickie Hart! I knew a hairdresser called Dan Druff. I'll get my pack-a-mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 Spotto, do you want to borrow an umbrella? I recall seeing in the news recently that Wales has had a shower or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Spotto, do you want to borrow an umbrella? I recall seeing in the news recently that Wales has had a shower or two. That's not news. News is when it doesn't fucking rain in wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 On 05/12/2015, 21:03:41, MikeD said: Saw it on the news today, apparently the met office go through a "genuine scientific process" in naming storms. Fuck knows what it was because that point I drop-kicked my fucking telly. I thought it was a public poll? Chav-tastic...! On 05/12/2015, 23:28:04, camberwell gypsy said: Why is it that whenever there's a village that has flooded, you always see some smug cunt in a canoe or rowing boat paddling along. Does every village have a smug cunt with a canoe that have replaced the traditional 'village idiot' of old? Or is it the same cunt who listens to weather reports and then bombs up the motorway with the boat just to get their smug fucking Chevy Chase on the tv? I think the BBC news employ him to get the hot food delivered... don't want another Simonstonegate now do we....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Storm Eva is on the way now with "driving rain and 70mph gales". Big deal, we get worse than that in fucking summer up here. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 On 12/11/2015 18:13:14, luke swarm said: more Americanisation bollocks....its not like we get hurricanes or tornadoes here in comparison to them so I cannot see any other reason. Can you imagine Storm Judge.... a bit wet and dies after a disappointingly brief squall or Storm Frank, blows and blows but no one really gives a fuck as they know it is all just a bit of hot air. I was just Joking you Cunts.......I did not meant it to be taken seriously. Storm Frank is on its way, in a way its apt I suppose.....just when you think it cannot get worse.... Frank turns up and starts pissing about annoying everyone further. http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/dec/28/storm-frank-heavy-rain-met-office-uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: I was just Joking you Cunts.......I did not meant it to be taken seriously. Storm Frank is on its way, in a way its apt I suppose.....just when you think it cannot get worse.... Frank turns up and starts pissing about annoying everyone further. http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/dec/28/storm-frank-heavy-rain-met-office-uk Probably thinks it's better than any other storm and no matter what happens, it always returns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Storm frank will first be a pile of shit then it will kill itself. It will both suck and blow at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 I bet Storm Frank is a bit wet, full of hot air, no-one wants him near them, and they'll all be glad when he flounces off into the North Atlantic.... Damn, I'm good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 Do these cunts realise how fucking stupid they sound reporting on "storm frank"?, storm frank this storm frank that,just Fuck off you fucking puppets,grow some bollocks and tell whoever is telling you to say this to get fucked.it's americanised bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 33 minutes ago, neil298 said: Do these cunts realise how fucking stupid they sound reporting on "storm frank"?, storm frank this storm frank that,just Fuck off you fucking puppets,grow some bollocks and tell whoever is telling you to say this to get fucked.it's americanised bullshit Sounds as fucking stupid as Tyson Fury... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 I am currently sat at home watching "Storm Frank" There is a breeze and a bit of rain. Methinks some cunts are overreacting. Those puffs at the Met Office really are fucking divas if this is their idea of a real storm. It is raining a bit and breezy. Got it yet you cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 Just now, Manky said: I am currently sat at home watching " Storm Frank" There is a breeze and a bit of rain. Methinks some cunts are overreacting. Those puffs at the Met Office really are fucking divas if this is their idea of a real storm. It is raining a bit and breezy. Got it yet you cunts Stay safe Manky, even that irksome little poof, storm Frank could cause a risk.Afterall, I imagine that all it would take is one of your farts from your cavernous cum drenched arse to blow down the walls of your wendy house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 Being called Frank, can we assume it will hang around longer than necessary before returning at a later date under a different name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: Stay safe Manky, even that irksome little poof, storm Frank could cause a risk.Afterall, I imagine that all it would take is one of your farts from your cavernous cum drenched arse to blow down the walls of your wendy house. Your knowledge of the effects of disgusting bum love seems a bit too detailed for it to be mere conjecture. What is "normal in Norfolk" may explain this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 Just now, Manky said: Your knowledge of the effects of disgusting bum love seems a bit too detailed for it to be mere conjecture. What is "normal in Norfolk" may explain this. I'm Norfolk'n good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 5 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Sounds as fucking stupid as Tyson Fury... He won't answer. He is out getting his house MOT'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 1 hour ago, nocti said: Being called Frank, can we assume it will hang around longer than necessary before returning at a later date under a different name? More like Morecambe and Wise, repeated 26 times, but only 1 joke.... ..but with less jokes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 I see a gigantic storm front is sweeping across the North-Eastern US today, dumping up to 2 feet of snow, and the airports and schools are already closed. The worst thing about this storm however, is that IT HASN'T GOT A FUCKING NAME! How are the poor backward American cunts going to cope? Given the total whiteout they're predicting, I suggest they call it "Storm Oscar". There's already a hashtag for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I see a gigantic storm front is sweeping across the North-Eastern US today, dumping up to 2 feet of snow, good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 31 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: good Is it Storm 'what a cunt this is going to be'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 "God will save us from the storm". Who do they think sent the cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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