Guest Klaus Kunski Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Is it just me? Or do we all have enough stale wind trickling down from our over-inflated, rich delicacy-filled pot bellies already?....tickling our arseholes and neighbours noses even before any festive birds have been plucked, fisted, stuffed, strangled and buried in the garden? Is everyone ready for more? Are we the fat cunts or is this season the biggest, fattest cunt of all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Astonishing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Klaus Kunski Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Marvellous. I rather expected something more violent than carrot cunts' "astonishing" to dampen the spirits of my virginal dipping of one's toe into this moist corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 2 hours ago, Klaus Kunski said: Marvellous. I rather expected something more violent than carrot cunts' "astonishing" to dampen the spirits of my virginal dipping of one's toe into this moist corner. Will "I hope you fall into a tree chipper" be sufficient? Fuck off, Klaus! Welcome to the corner, cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 A traditional remedy for stale wind is to apply a Swan Vesta to the anus. To be on the safe side, sit in a pool of high octane unleaded before lighting it. Hope this helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 6 hours ago, Klaus Kunski said: Is it just me? Or do we all have enough stale wind trickling down from our over-inflated, rich delicacy-filled pot bellies already?....tickling our arseholes and neighbours noses even before any festive birds have been plucked, fisted, stuffed, strangled and buried in the garden? Is everyone ready for more? Are we the fat cunts or is this season the biggest, fattest cunt of all? I'm not sure that I like your tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Hello Klaus, I hope you get better before you take a good look at yourself in the bathroom mirror as you draw a pretty pattern across your neck with a bread knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Bill! Bill! Your presence is required! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure that I like your tone. A victim of my own success. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Just now, Frank. said: I victim of my own success. Shit. I'm your most successful ID to date. Show some fucking respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Just now, Decimus said: I'm your most successful ID to date. Show some fucking respect. You're good, without a doubt... although not a patch on Bill for wit, intelligence and charisma. He would've buried wiz by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 3 minutes ago, Frank. said: You're good, without a doubt... although not a patch on Bill for wit, intelligence and charisma. He would've buried wiz by now. Bill is ruthless, I just haven't got that killer instinct anymore I'm afraid. I peaked during the Jazz campaign, and I haven't had it in me to go that extra mile ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bill is ruthless, I just haven't got that killer instinct anymore I'm afraid. I peaked during the Jazz campaign, and I haven't had it in me to go that extra mile ever since. Never fear. You'll find it again once wad shows back up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Just now, Decimus said: Bill is ruthless, I just haven't got that killer instinct anymore I'm afraid. I peaked during the Jazz campaign, and I haven't had it in me to go that extra mile ever since. I know.. it's alright, decs. Don't be hard on yourself.. and try to avoid the Friday night park bench this evening. Those kids need you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm your most successful ID to date. Show some fucking respect. 58 minutes ago, Frank. said: You're good, without a doubt... although not a patch on Bill for wit, intelligence and charisma. He would've buried wiz by now. For the love of god, you pair of complete fucking urchins, try and stay on topic! Some new cunt of clearly limited intellect has provided a quite frankly abysmal nomination. About what I'm-not-quite-fucking-sure, but he deserves a top quality Xmas cunting from all concerned for his arrogant candor and flagrant use of the question mark. 8 hours ago, Klaus Kunski said: Is it just me? Or do we all have enough stale wind trickling down from our over-inflated, rich delicacy-filled pot bellies already?....tickling our arseholes and neighbours noses even before any festive birds have been plucked, fisted, stuffed, strangled and buried in the garden? Is everyone ready for more? Are we the fat cunts or is this season the biggest, fattest cunt of all? May I suggest you try seasoning your next roasted bird with deadly nightshade berries? I'll have an extremely merry Christmas if I can sit at home on the big day with a glass of cherry, chuckling about the idea of your body contorting and seizing up from all the atropine and scopolamine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Klaus Kunski Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 The top tips in here are a lot more useful than any other hypochondriac's anxiety forums. I love a good anal flambé and my bradycardia has cleared up thanks to those magic berries. I think Christmas with you cunts could be the best ever. Is there a secret Santa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 11 minutes ago, Klaus Kunski said: I think Christmas with you cunts could be the best ever. Is there a secret Santa? Suicide rates actually go up round Christmas. I'd love for you to be a statistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 26 minutes ago, Klaus Kunski said: Is there a secret Santa? The closest you'll get to that on here is the annual "secret glory hole". It's not much of a secret though. Every year, the scraggy, barnacle encrusted, limp dick of The Judge is the only penis that ever takes part. He had an admirer by the name of Keith who was constantly asking if he could suck his dick, but he always bottled it when it came to the glory hole crunch and left The Judges flacid member twitching in frustration, like an early stage ALS sufferer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Klaus, you're welcome to give out your address publicly for the secret santa. We're a decent bunch on here, I'm sure nothing untoward would be posted to your house. Only things you so thoroughly deserve, such as excrement or a nail bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Klaus Kunski Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Bill, very kind. You can reach me at your ma's house. If you send excrement chances are she'll smell it, open the package and munch her way through the best bits before I get a look in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Shouldn't this be called Franks Corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 5 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure that I like your tone. I think your trepidation is well founded. There's something not quite right about this cunt, though I must say I am edging towards the opinion that he's an absolute fucking reptile of the worst kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Astonishing! Remarkable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 56 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Remarkable! Flabbergasting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 3 hours ago, Klaus Kunski said: Bill, very kind. You can reach me at your ma's house. If you send excrement chances are she'll smell it, open the package and munch her way through the best bits before I get a look in. This post paints a clear picture of what a disturbed individual you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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