camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 44 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: What was? The story or the original cunting on it? Story. Not sure whether it was nommed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not sure whether it was nommed The less-than-grammatical "Kill then kill them slowly...bastards" by Dan German on 4th February. As noted in post 6 on page 1, you blind cunt. (No offence, don't curse me.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 59 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Yes indeed , the cunt needs stuffing along with the onions. I'm not sure I like your tone. In fact, I think the French are going on my list now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The less-than-grammatical "Kill then kill them slowly...bastards" by Dan German on 4th February. As noted in post 6 on page 1, you blind cunt. (No offence, don't curse me.) I cursed you ages ago. Has it dropped off yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I cursed you ages ago. Has it dropped off yet? I'm just waiting for it to grow back bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: You fucking idiot r-soles. Repeat bollocks, and recent at that. I can imagine you reading this story in a week-old copy of the Daily Mail, found in the shitters of an office block you were stripping copper from late last night. Hands trembling with excitement at 24 carat Corner nomination material, "yes" you thought' "yes! The lads on the corner will loves this! By extension, they might even love me!" And now you feel like a right fucking berk, sat in the corner of the Internet cafe blubbing about how an opportunity for acceptance has once again passed you by. Must try harder. 1/10. Wrist slitting recommended. firm but fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not sure I like your tone. In fact, I think the French are going on my list now... Its a fucking long list , don't expect too much. A bon vive to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Its a fucking long list... There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race, And the piano-organist — I've got him on the list! And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face, They never would be missed — they never would be missed! Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own; And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy, And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try"; And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race, And the piano-organist — I've got him on the list! And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face, They never would be missed — they never would be missed! Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own; And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy, And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try"; And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist... Fucking hell Bawsey its only 19.53 French time. Whatever you are on can you tell me whats printed on the label. You know , the big papery thing on the front of the bottle. I MUST have some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Fucking hell Bawsey its only 19.53 French time. Whatever you are on can you tell me whats printed on the label. You know , the big papery thing on the front of the bottle. I MUST have some. Buckfast. It's got to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Buckfast. It's got to be. Breakfast of champions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Breakfast of champions. I've never actually tried it, I'm not even sure they sell it down here. But I've heard some fantastical tales of balmy Glaswegian nights seen through Buckfast soaked goggles. I'm curious to give it a go so it might be time to go on a bucky and irn bru hunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 11 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Fucking hell Bawsey its only 19.53 French time. Whatever you are on can you tell me whats printed on the label. You know , the big papery thing on the front of the bottle. I MUST have some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: made from French wine , very disappointing , I could drink that shit all day and .......... shit all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm just waiting for it to grow back bigger. You wouldn't want it bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 5 hours ago, r-soles said: This pair of cunts stole and sold laptops from a cancer ward where their terminally ill son was being treated. A judge told cuntish Kim Ager and Matthew Ingham: “It is difficult to find a word that describes just how despicable this offending was, you are total CUNTS!” But what was worse, the parents, from Keighley, West Yorks, tried to pin the blame for the theft of the computers and video equipment on their ten-year-old son, who was being treated for neuroblastoma - a cancer which attacks the central nervous system. Could you find a better example of cuntishness? (well, probably, but I can't be arsed right now) Arseholes...... how many pairs of cufflinks do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Arseholes...... how many pairs of cufflinks do you have? Hundreds. All made with the teeth of Jewish holocaust victims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Hundreds. All made with the teeth of Jewish holocaust victims. What holocaust? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 On 26/02/2016 at 10:01 PM, MikeD said: What holocaust? Racist!!!!! er... fuck.. hang on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 On 26 February 2016 at 1:38 PM, Decimus said: Indeed, and they were no doubt grassed by one of their own. Subtle, but undeniably a top stealth cunting. Like a ricin laced umbrella nudging the unaware recipient from a safe distance to watch the cunt crumble and die. If said cunt wasn't too stupid to realise he was being targeted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Subtle, but undeniably a top stealbeingnting. Like a ricin laced umb rella nudging the unaware recipient from a safe distance to watch the cunt crumble and die. If said cunt wasn't too stupid to realise he was being targeted. He's a stupid cunt, bubbaloo, so to make sure he realises he's being cunted, this is just for him: Ding, you multi-quoting, tedious, drivel spewing boring cunt. No one, besides possibly MikeD, finds anything you have to say interesting. Everything you post is monotonous fucking never ending drivel. You are persisting with your dreadful multi-quoting system, even though numerous people have pointed out it makes you look like a fucking lazy simpleton. Why are you still hanging about like a bad smell? Get funny or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's a stupid cunt, bubbaloo, so to make sure he realises he's being cunted, this is just for him: Ding, you multi-quoting, tedious, drivel spewing boring cunt. No one, besides possibly MikeD, finds anything you have to say interesting. Everything you post is monotonous fucking never ending drivel. You are persisting with your dreadful multi-quoting system, even though numerous people have pointed out it makes you look like a fucking lazy simpleton. Why are you still hanging about like a bad smell? Get funny or fuck off. You still spewing shit abuse out thinking you're funny? QC must be laughing his tits off at you, his pet toothless rabid toy poodle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's a stupid cunt, bubbaloo, so to make sure he realises he's being cunted, this is just for him: Ding, you multi-quoting, tedious, drivel spewing boring cunt. No one, besides possibly MikeD, finds anything you have to say interesting. Everything you post is monotonous fucking never ending drivel. You are persisting with your dreadful multi-quoting system, even though numerous people have pointed out it makes you look like a fucking lazy simpleton. Why are you still hanging about like a bad smell? Get funny or fuck off. I can't believe everyone else missed this, either that or they just wished the cunt was dead already and had moved on. I shall not settle until I have a gold/plated obituaries page from the Yorkshire evening rag hanging proudly on my wall confirming the fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You still spewing shit abuse out thinking you're funny? QC must be laughing his tits off at you, his pet toothless rabid toy poodle.... QC has played you like a fiddle, Ding. Does that annoy you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 43 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's a stupid cunt, bubbaloo, so to make sure he realises he's being cunted, this is just for him: Ding, you multi-quoting, tedious, drivel spewing boring cunt. No one, besides possibly MikeD, finds anything you have to say interesting. Everything you post is monotonous fucking never ending drivel. You are persisting with your dreadful multi-quoting system, even though numerous people have pointed out it makes you look like a fucking lazy simpleton. Why are you still hanging about like a bad smell? Get funny or fuck off. What have I told you before about stalking me? Just let it go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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