Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 On Wednesday, Microsoft began trialling an AI called Tay on Twitter. It was supposed to be indistinguishable from a teenage girl, and was designed to learn from its online interactions. Less than a day later they had to switch if off after it turned into – and I quote the Daily Telegraph here rather then the Sunday Sport – “an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot”. Tay's finer moments include asking her followers to 'fuck me, daddy" and opining that "Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have got now. Donald trump is the only hope we've got". And these are the same cunts who tell us it's safe to have driverless cars? Frankly I'd rather have Skynet in charge of the nuclear warheads than Vicky fucking Pollard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: On Wednesday, Microsoft began trialling an AI called Tay on Twitter. It was supposed to be indistinguishable from a teenage girl, and was designed to learn from its online interactions. Less than a day later they had to switch if off after it turned into – and I quote the Daily Telegraph here rather then the Sunday Sport – “an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot”. Tay's finer moments include asking her followers to 'fuck me, daddy" and opining that "Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have got now. Donald trump is the only hope we've got". And these are the same cunts who tell us it's safe to have driverless cars? Frankly I'd rather have Skynet in charge of the nuclear warheads than Vicky fucking Pollard. She sounds like she's in the top 1 percentile of intelligent cunts on Twatter. Good thing Adam Johnson is locked up, don't know if Bill Gates needs a Sunderland kit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 It's a similar system that generates Punkape's posts, but without the intelligence, obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Fuck you asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20781625 Sarah Connor is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 On 25/03/2016 at 20:14, Punkape said: Fuck you asshole. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck you asshole. Yank cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: On Wednesday, Microsoft began trialling an AI called Tay on Twitter. It was supposed to be indistinguishable from a teenage girl, and was designed to learn from its online interactions. Less than a day later they had to switch if off after it turned into – and I quote the Daily Telegraph here rather then the Sunday Sport – “an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot”. Tay's finer moments include asking her followers to 'fuck me, daddy" and opining that "Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have got now. Donald trump is the only hope we've got". And these are the same cunts who tell us it's safe to have driverless cars? Frankly I'd rather have Skynet in charge of the nuclear warheads than Vicky fucking Pollard. Was it called Tay Fritzl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 8 minutes ago, MikeD said: Was it called Tay Fritzl? "I want your clothes your boots and your motorcycle " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Can you not just wear your Tesco uniform and go on the bus as usual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 16 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Can you not just wear your Tesco uniform and go on the bus as usual? I'm not having such insults. Punkers outfit of choice is a gimp suit and mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 32 minutes ago, Punkape said: "I want your clothes your boots and your motorcycle " Fuck off, you pikey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 I can't help but feel you're all underestimating the scale of the AI threat. The AlphaGo program, created by the Google DeepMind project, recently handed World Go champion Lee Sedol his arse in a basket. Even the team who created it don't know how. It's a fairly safe bet, though, that it could do your job in its sleep. Be afraid, people, be very afraid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't help but feel you're all underestimating the scale of the AI threat. The AlphaGo program, created by the Google DeepMind project, recently handed World Go champion Lee Sedol his arse in a basket. Even the team who created it don't know how. It's a fairly safe bet, though, that it could do your job in its sleep. Be afraid, people, be very afraid. When you have the likes of Stephen Hawking waving warning flags (figuratively speaking, of course) then we all have reason to be worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't help but feel you're all underestimating the scale of the AI threat. The AlphaGo program, created by the Google DeepMind project, recently handed World Go champion Lee Sedol his arse in a basket. Even the team who created it don't know how. It's a fairly safe bet, though, that it could do your job in its sleep. Be afraid, people, be very afraid. Judges job as 'head fluffer' in the gay porn business is safe, sleep easy my friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Judges job as 'head fluffer' in the gay porn business is safe, sleep easy my friend. dunno, have you seen those japanese sex dolls lately? Look better than half the women round here, and probably more responsive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 11 hours ago, Punkape said: Fuck you asshole. Its arsehole you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 They say Artificial Intelligence will never be a match for Natural Stupidity, a point proven time and time again on this site. My worry is that when they develop Artificial Stupidity many of our top posters will be redundant. The Welsh and Yorkshireman will be OK though, they have the powerful advantage of Genetic Inbred Stupidity which will never be beaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 artificial intelligence is totally unworkable and is nothing to be feared......even if it did start to display any signs of self awareness or independent thought.....the next "crucial" update by Microsoft cunts to Windows 11 would quickly reduce it to a confused and unworkable state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 They have removed it to make 'adjustments' pretty much like real life then,programme it not to have certain opinions,repress it's natural instincts,ie just like the politicians,media and governments do to the human population anyway.Maybe they could ask it to have a look at the engine management read out on my volvo,it'd be as fucked as a Dalek at the top of an escalator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 7 minutes ago, neil298 said: They have removed it to make 'adjustments' pretty much like real life then,programme it not to have certain opinions,repress it's natural instincts,ie just like the politicians,media and governments do to the human population anyway. Just because it was your natural instinct to be a nazi loving sex pest doesn't mean that's how everyone else is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 Outrageous accusation!,I am NOT a nazi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: The Welsh and Yorkshireman will be OK though, they have the powerful advantage of Genetic Inbred Stupidity which will never be beaten. Manky, your so far over that side you may as well be Welsh... 28 minutes ago, neil298 said: Outrageous accusation!,I am NOT a nazi No.. just a Mosleyite... I think MS shouldn't have pulled the account, they should have left that one to run "naturally" and create another account that they can tweak and edit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 1 hour ago, BigBowBalls said: Interesting to see if the account - were it not pulled, would have eventually learned subtlety and context i.e. when to say and when not to say these things. Negative reinforcement may have worked aka loads of people saying "you can't say that" etc. As Bubbles accurately pointed out earlier: 15 hours ago, Bubbles said: She sounds like she's in the top 1 percentile of intelligent cunts on Twatter. Twitter is not what I'd describe as a nurturing learning environment. I was sad, though, when they pulled her. I reckon if they'd given her another day she might have managed to get Stephen Fry to top himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't help but feel you're all underestimating the scale of the AI threat. The AlphaGo program, created by the Google DeepMind project, recently handed World Go champion Lee Sedol his arse in a basket. Even the team who created it don't know how. It's a fairly safe bet, though, that it could do your job in its sleep. Be afraid, people, be very afraid. Utter gibberish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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