Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 The Vagina Monologues is made up of a varying number of monologues read by a varying number of women (initially, Eve Ensler performed every monologue herself, with subsequent performances featuring three actresses, and more recent versions featuring a different actress for every role). Each of the monologues deals with an aspect of the feminine experience, touching on matters such as sex, love, rape, menstruation, female genital mutilation, masturbation, birth, orgasm, the various common names for the vagina, or simply as a physical aspect of the body. A recurring theme throughout the piece is the vagina as a tool of female empowerment, and the ultimate embodiment of individuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 What would you know about vaginas? The only time you touched one was when you were born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: The Vagina Monologues is made up of a varying number of monologues read by a varying number of women (initially, Eve Ensler performed every monologue herself, with subsequent performances featuring three actresses, and more recent versions featuring a different actress for every role). Each of the monologues deals with an aspect of the feminine experience, touching on matters such as sex, love, rape, menstruation, female genital mutilation, masturbation, birth, orgasm, the various common names for the vagina, or simply as a physical aspect of the body. A recurring theme throughout the piece is the vagina as a tool of female empowerment, and the ultimate embodiment of individuality. Roops one looks like a bear with its throat cut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: What would you know about vaginas? The only time you touched one was when you were born. Fuck off you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Fuck off you cunt. Ooooooh. That hurt, toffee nosed knobjockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: What would you know about vaginas? The only time you touched one was when you were born. Many, many, men still touch that same vagina, Alfred. Mother Punkers is a slut cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 More on the Monologues........ Some monologues include: I Was Twelve, My Mother Slapped Me: a chorus describing many young women's and girls' first menstrual period. My Angry Vagina, in which a woman humorously rants about injustices wrought against the vagina, such as tampons, douches, and the tools used by OB/GYNs. My Vagina Was My Village, a monologue compiled from the testimonies of Bosnian women subjected to rape camps. The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could, in which a woman recalls memories of traumatic sexual experiences in her childhood and a self-described "positive healing" sexual experience in her adolescent years with an older woman. This particular skit has sparked outrage, numerous controversies and criticisms due to its content, among which the most famous is the Robert Swope controversy (see below). In the original version, she is 13, but later versions changed her age to 16. It also originally included the line, "If it was rape, it was a good rape", which was removed from later versions. Reclaiming Cunt, a piece narrated by a woman who illustrates that the word "cunt" itself is a lovely word despite its disconcerting connotations. The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy, in which a sex worker for women discusses the intriguing details of her career and her love of giving women pleasure. In several performances it often comes at the end of the play, literally climaxing with a vocal demonstration of a "triple orgasm". Because He Liked to Look At It, in which a woman describes how she had thought her vagina was ugly and had been embarrassed to even think about it, but changed her mind because of a sexual experience with a man named Bob who liked to spend hours looking at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Many, many, men still touch that same vagina, Alfred. Mother Punkers is a slut cunt I doubt you know yourself what you're ingesting any more, but I would like to buy a bag or two of it for purely medicinal purposes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 This is epic stuff for cunts corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: A recurring theme throughout the piece is the vagina as ... the ultimate embodiment of individuality. Fuck off, every cunt's got one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Fuck off, every cunt's got one. Stop being a twat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Delete C:\Punkape.exe /all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I doubt you know yourself what you're ingesting any more, but I would like to buy a bag or two of it for purely medicinal purposes. Lost track at some point yesterday, Baws. I reckon I'll be able to take a piss test and be clear by the middle of April. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Vagina Monologues is made up of a varying number of monologues read by a varying number of women (initially, Eve Ensler performed every monologue herself, with subsequent performances featuring three actresses, and more recent versions featuring a different actress for every role). Each of the monologues deals with an aspect of the feminine experience, touching on matters such as sex, love, rape, menstruation, female genital mutilation, masturbation, birth, orgasm, the various common names for the vagina, or simply as a physical aspect of the body. A recurring theme throughout the piece is the vagina as a tool of female empowerment, and the ultimate embodiment of individuality. You should have titled this "The Droning Cunt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Delete C:\Punkape.exe /all Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You should have titled this "The Droning Cunt". Cunts, cunts, cunts everywhere ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Cunts, cunts, cunts everywhere ! And not a slot to spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Cunts, cunts, cunts everywhere ! You're in a hall of mirrors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Vaginas can talk,my mother in law phoned earlier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, neil298 said: Vaginas can talk,my mother in law phoned earlier Did you tell her to fuck off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Fucking hell Spunkers, have you been at the advocaat again? There's been some utter tripe posted on here over this bank holiday wankend, but this is next fucking level you daft faux-simian, Barrymore worshipping cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 30 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: What would you know about vaginas? The only time you touched one was when you were born. He knows quite a lot, every day he looks in the mirror examining one very closely.. 18 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Lost track at some point yesterday, Baws. I reckon I'll be able to take a piss test and be clear by the middle of April. April which year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 30 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: What would you know about vaginas? The only time you touched one was when you were born. He knows quite a lot, every day he looks in the mirror examining one very closely.. 18 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Lost track at some point yesterday, Baws. I reckon I'll be able to take a piss test and be clear by the middle of April. April which year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: The Vagina Monologues is made up of a varying number of monologues read by a varying number of women (initially, Eve Ensler performed every monologue herself, with subsequent performances featuring three actresses, and more recent versions featuring a different actress for every role). Each of the monologues deals with an aspect of the feminine experience, touching on matters such as sex, love, rape, menstruation, female genital mutilation, masturbation, birth, orgasm, the various common names for the vagina, or simply as a physical aspect of the body. A recurring theme throughout the piece is the vagina as a tool of female empowerment, and the ultimate embodiment of individuality. What is this shit, a cunting or a fucking theatre review? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 In fairness i have heard on occasion after particular vigorous lovemaking fanny "farts", a kind of sound similar to a pursing of the lips with short, sharp blasts and parps. Not to be confused with Judges vigorous lovemaking farts which, according to his neighbours, were extremely long, multi tonal and even rivalled the great Desert Orchid`s pre race nervous flatulence. Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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