Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm always a good girl Damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm always a good girl Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 21 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: On the site of a thousand arseholes by the sign of the swinging tit Seek professional help. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Bring back Dame Edith Sitwell and her crazy Da Da ist chums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 5 hours ago, JackoTC said: Seek professional help. Idiot. Get a sense of humour you stupid fucking poof. Franks bum chum jealous I didn't include you? Fucking child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm always a good girl When you say good,how good exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Truth is like poetry. And most people fucking hate poetry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 11:13 AM, Ape said: I just don't understand what the fuck people get out of this supposed literary art form. To me, it's a load of disjointed fucking nonsense, written by cunts and read by cunts. How the fuck can being a poet be classed as a fucking vocation? Load of fucking shit. run Punkape.exe /defendpoetry Some people find a cathartic release expressing their feelings and improving their writing ability through poetry, blogging, journaling, and artistic pursuits. It has even been known to inspire intellectual discussion on hot topics of the day. Can you just imagine such a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Some people find a cathartic release expressing their feelings and improving their writing ability through poetry, blogging, journaling, and artistic pursuits. It has even been known to inspire intellectual discussion on hot topics of the day. Can you just imagine such a thing? Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Fascinating I see that our resident yank anglophile has slithered back on to the corner in the early hours of the morning, or 10am Wisconsin time. Wiz, from your snivelling posts that portray you as the ultimate beta male, I can imagine you being in some sort of bizarre S&M relationship with your wife. I can picture the nightmarish scene now. Whilst bedecked in leather chaps and a gimp mask, you are locked in a room for twelve hours a day and forced to line dance to Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart on repeat. One end of your Prince Albert is tied to a pig, who's rump your wife periodically slaps so that it drags you around the room by your tiny maggot. After the twelth hour you are allowed a few hours free time to post absolute fucking bollocks on the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 A little far-fetched, Decs, even for you. Do you really think anyone would marry Sleeve? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: I see that our resident yank anglophile has slithered back on to the corner in the early hours of the morning, or 10am Wisconsin time. Wiz, from your snivelling posts that portray you as the ultimate beta male, I can imagine you being in some sort of bizarre S&M relationship with your wife. I can picture the nightmarish scene now. Whilst bedecked in leather chaps and a gimp mask, you are locked in a room for twelve hours a day and forced to line dance to Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart on repeat. One end of your Prince Albert is tied to a pig, who's rump your wife periodically slaps so that it drags you around the room by your tiny maggot. After the twelth hour you are allowed a few hours free time to post absolute fucking bollocks on the corner. I see nothing wrong with this except Billy Ray Cyrus. What a six fingered,dungaree wearing cunt he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 22 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: et a sense of humour you stupid fucking poof. Franks bum chum jealous I didn't include you? Fucking child. On Saturday, April 2, 2016 at 0:01 PM, Alfie Noakes said: On the site of a thousand arseholes by the sign of the swinging tit Were a load of cunts with their pants all in a bunch and they were all talking shit. Yes. Read this back to yourself. And I'm the child ? Tell me, what is "the sign of the swinging tit" ? Infantile fucking rubbish in every way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 15 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Yes. Read this back to yourself. And I'm the child ? Tell me, what is "the sign of the swinging tit" ? Infantile fucking rubbish in every way. As much as it pains me to say it, Alfred, Jackie does make a valid point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 4 hours ago, Bubbles said: As much as it pains me to say it, Alfred, Jackie does make a valid point. I knew you would come good in the end Bubba. You are one of the best ones on here. I just didn't want to tell you before as I know how modest you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 1 minute ago, JackoTC said: I knew you would come good in the end Bubba. You are one of the best ones on here. I just didn't want to tell you before as I know how modest you are. Modesty is one of my very few failings, Jacko, well spotted, you astute cunt. Let's bury the hatchet and concentrate on Alf. Does he have special needs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Look up the famous old WW2 shanty "The street of a thousand arseholes". You obviously haven't lived! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: "The street of a thousand arseholes". In The Judge's theology, much the same as Muslims getting 70 virgins in Heaven, this is his afterlife destination for fulfilling good deeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Modesty is one of my very few failings, Jacko, well spotted, you astute cunt. Let's bury the hatchet and concentrate on Alf. Does he have special needs? You both should read more than just the tattoos on each other's arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 23 hours ago, Bubbles said: Modesty is one of my very few failings, Jacko, well spotted, you astute cunt. Let's bury the hatchet and concentrate on Alf. Does he have special needs? 23 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: You both should read more than just the tattoos on each other's arses. I'm not the type to go slagging folks off Bubba, but he's a deep fried Flid and no mistake. As to my tastefully tattooed nethers, I'm saying fuck all. But I can confirm "stick in it here Mr Big" should be lasered off yours at once. Your not in Parc now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I'm not the type to go slagging folks off Bubba, but he's a deep fried Flid and no mistake. As to my tastefully tattooed nethers, I'm saying fuck all. But I can confirm "stick in it here Mr Big" should be lasered off yours at once. Your not in Parc now. Careful, Jacko, he's changed his avatar. It's akin to a public-schoolboy rolling up his sleeves ready for a pugilistic battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 23 hours ago, Decimus said: In The Judge's theology, much the same as Muslims getting 70 virgins in Heaven, this is his afterlife destination for fulfilling good deeds. This is something that always irritated me about this islam nonsense. So they get an eternity in paradise, and 72 virgins. Well, for starters you'd be fucking bored of them within a few centuries, are you allowed to swap? And don't they realise that after the first thirty years or so the shagging stops and the nagging starts? I reckon we could end terrorism with that simple message. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 There once was a cunt called Manky Whose opinions were shit, quite frankly He is an OAP Who's obsessed with me And when he can't punch his wife he gets cranky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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