Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Who the fuck decided that pineapple was an acceptable ingredient to add to a fucking pizza, or to serve in cubes with cheese? It's a fucking fruit, and has no place amongst savoury items. I suspect the Americunts may be to blame - any comment 'Sleeve? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 I rest my case . A fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I rest my case . A fucking disgrace. A predictable response from possibly the thickest cunt on CC. Good work Scrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 15 minutes ago, Ape said: Who the fuck decided that pineapple was an acceptable ingredient to add to a fucking pizza, or to serve in cubes with cheese? It's a fucking fruit, and has no place amongst savoury items. I suspect the Americunts may be to blame - any comment 'Sleeve? its those bastards at Vesta that I blame Ape. They started this nonsense by putting fruit in what they laughingly called a curry. However the exception to this general rule is a ploughman's lunch with an apple.....for some reason I always like the apple as it goes so well with the 5 pints of cider which habitually accompanies this modest lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Fucking terrible nomination. Probably the most inane one I've seen. If you weren't an established cunt I'd be lobbying for you to be hung by the neck until truly dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Fucking terrible nomination. Probably the most inane one I've seen. If you weren't an established cunt I'd be lobbying for you to be hung by the neck until truly dead. I am sure there have been worse noms Slackers , but I can't recall one off hand. Help me out here will you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Fucking terrible nomination. Probably the most inane one I've seen. If you weren't an established cunt I'd be lobbying for you to be hung by the neck until truly dead. I take it you missed the yodelling offering Stickers......everyone made a comment to be charitable but deep down we knew it was out of pity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I take it you missed the yodelling offering Stickers......everyone made a comment to be charitable but deep down we knew it was out of pity. Yes Swarm , another GREAT Ape nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Fucking terrible nomination. Probably the most inane one I've seen. If you weren't an established cunt I'd be lobbying for you to be hung by the neck until truly dead. It's lucky that your opinion counts for very little then, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Just now, Ape said: It's lucky that your opinion counts for very little then, isn't it? The leaderboard is all that counts ape, and it would beg to differ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 10 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I am sure there have been worse noms Slackers , but I can't recall one off hand. Help me out here will you. I'm sure if you look through your own portfolio you'll find plenty to choose from that meet your criteria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 You stupid cunts. This is a good nom. Pinapple on pizza is shit. As is cranberry with turkey, apple with any type of pig product, duck with orange and the Chinese can shove their sweet and sour up their arses. Here's another, bit leftfield but... Salted caramel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: The leaderboard is all that counts ape, and it would beg to differ. All that counts to you it seems, but not, I suspect, to the vast majority. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 cranberry sauce on your christmas dinner is the equivalent of wanking on your grated cheese,fucking disgraceful but some people do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: All that counts to you it seems, but not, I suspect, to the vast majority. Now, fuck off. E I e I e I oooo up the leaderboard I go, when I'm champion I will sing ape's a wanker ape's a wanker stickers is the king! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: E I e I e I oooo up the leaderboard I go, when I'm champion I will sing ape's a wanker ape's a wanker stickers is the king! Soppy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Ape, spasticated as you are, this is a credible nom. What the fuck is up with cunts offering you pineapple with your gammon when the obviously better option is egg? I was at a family gathering on the weekend and a cunt-in-law ordered pineapple and egg. What a cunt. I doubt this phenomenon is an American thing, those fat cunts are hardly fond of fruit and veg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 51 minutes ago, Ape said: Who the fuck decided that pineapple was an acceptable ingredient to add to a fucking pizza, or to serve in cubes with cheese? It's a fucking fruit, and has no place amongst savoury items. I suspect the Americunts may be to blame - any comment 'Sleeve? You couldn't give the shite sold by most pizza chains in the UK away in Italy. Pizza is simple, a good thin base, decent olive oil, tomato, fresh basil and mozzarella cooked in an extremely hot oven a bit like a horizontal tandoor for just a few minutes. Toppings are just that, a bit extra on top like olives, anchovies etc not bollox like ham and pineapple. The chains sell thick pastry with tinned tomato, no olive oil and mousetrap grade imitation grated cheddar, baked for ages in a tin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Just now, Rick_B said: You couldn't give the shite sold by most pizza chains in the UK away in Italy. Pizza is simple, a good thin base, decent olive oil, tomato, fresh basil and mozzarella cooked in an extremely hot oven a bit like a horizontal tandoor for just a few minutes. Toppings are just that, a bit extra on top like olives, anchovies etc not bollox like ham and pineapple. The chains sell thick pastry with tinned tomato, no olive oil and mousetrap grade imitation grated cheddar, baked for ages in a tin. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Ape, spasticated as you are, this is a credible nom. What the fuck is up with cunts offering you pineapple with your gammon when the obviously better option is egg? I was at a family gathering on the weekend and a cunt-in-law ordered pineapple and egg. What a cunt. I doubt this phenomenon is an American thing, those fat cunts are hardly fond of fruit and veg. And you know what they call this Gammo.Pineapple concoction...go on you will never guess.......Gammon Hawaii, that's right its well exotic. You see tinned pineapple in a really thick sickly snot is very popular in Hawaii, They cant get enough of the stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Rick_B said: You couldn't give the shite sold by most pizza chains in the UK away in Italy. Pizza is simple, a good thin base, decent olive oil, tomato, fresh basil and mozzarella cooked in an extremely hot oven a bit like a horizontal tandoor for just a few minutes. Toppings are just that, a bit extra on top like olives, anchovies etc not bollox like ham and pineapple. The chains sell thick pastry with tinned tomato, no olive oil and mousetrap grade imitation grated cheddar, baked for ages in a tin. not to be left out, may I too annotate this Rick Fascinating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Rick_B said: You couldn't give the shite sold by most pizza chains in the UK away in Italy. Pizza is simple, a good thin base, decent olive oil, tomato, fresh basil and mozzarella cooked in an extremely hot oven a bit like a horizontal tandoor for just a few minutes. Toppings are just that, a bit extra on top like olives, anchovies etc not bollox like ham and pineapple. The chains sell thick pastry with tinned tomato, no olive oil and mousetrap grade imitation grated cheddar, baked for ages in a tin. Cheers, Delia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Rick_B said: You couldn't give the shite sold by most pizza chains in the UK away in Italy. Pizza is simple, a good thin base, decent olive oil, tomato, fresh basil and mozzarella cooked in an extremely hot oven a bit like a horizontal tandoor for just a few minutes. Toppings are just that, a bit extra on top like olives, anchovies etc not bollox like ham and pineapple. The chains sell thick pastry with tinned tomato, no olive oil and mousetrap grade imitation grated cheddar, baked for ages in a tin. I'm not keen on pizzas. I can take them or leave them, but I had one in Pisa. And it was awesome. And simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Admin. Ape has posted yet another fucking nom. that would be more suitable for MumsNet. Stick him in the cooler for a bit as I think he's depleted all of his 6 brain cells to come up with this dire shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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