Guest nobgobbler Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd love to give you a reason to wear an eye patch. My top choices would be chucking sulphuric acid in your face "honour killing" style, or maybe gouging your eyeball out with an ice cream scoop? Or an ice pick in his japs eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: Or an ice pick in his japs eye. Isn't that the line from a song? Or my last night out, not sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Or an ice pick in his japs eye. Did it make his ears burn? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Stevie Wonder was being interviewed about his career and how difficult it had been with his disability to be successful. He said, 'well, it could be worse, I could be black.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 36 minutes ago, Punkape said: Gay peasant. mmm.. grey pheasant...lovely in a red wine marinade and sautéed in rapeseed oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 18 minutes ago, luke swarm said: mmm.. grey pheasant...lovely in a red wine marinade and sautéed in rapeseed oil. Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Stevie Wonder was being interviewed about his career and how difficult it had been with his disability to be successful. He said, 'well, it could be worse, I could be black.' I fucking hate you so much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Stevie Wonder was being interviewed about his career and how difficult it had been with his disability to be successful. He said, 'well, it could be worse, I could be black.' Shall I get you your coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: David Bowie Gabrielle Madonna Prince All these cunts have worn eyepatches on stage despite the fact none of them are blind in either eye and see perfectly well. If find this irritatating and offensive.If you met someone with a plaster cast on an arm or leg but the limb wasn't broken you would take a dim view. Cunts. If I chanced upon you wearing a colostomy bag I would naturally assume that you were so full of shit that someone had kicked some of it out of you as an act of mercy. That aside, it's not the worst nomination you've ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If I chanced upon you wearing a colostomy bag I would naturally assume that you were so full of shit that someone had kicked some of it out of you as an act of mercy. That aside, it's not the worst nomination you've ever made. Fuck you asshole.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Shall I get you your coat? Yes and take this 'joke' with you to Sickipedia . Scotty is collecting them , the sad cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck you asshole.... OK, it IS the worst nomination you've ever made. Honestly, some cunts just can't take a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: OK, it IS the worst nomination you've ever made. Honestly, some cunts just can't take a compliment. You have so little to offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You have so little to offer. Whereas you can offer blowjobs for £2.50, back scuttle for £3.50, or both for a fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Rancid Octopus stains on the duvet...... I hope you die soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You have so little to offer. Don't vex me, fuckwit. It won't end well for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Whereas you can offer blowjobs for £2.50, back scuttle for £3.50, or both for a fiver. and in reverse order, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 9 hours ago, Frank said: I fucking hate you so much. And that's why I'm still here. Get over it, you fucking pansy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't vex me, fuckwit. It won't end well for you. Kill it Cunty, kill it to high fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 15 hours ago, Eddie said: Where a patch?, there a patch, still nice work. Good but not a patch on your usual posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 11 hours ago, Punkape said: You have so little to offer. Well, it's a vast improvement over what you bring to the party, shit for brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 12 minutes ago, Ape said: Well, it's a vast improvement over what you bring to the party, shit for brains. leave it alone Ape....its the weekend now so in continuous loop play...the engineer will not be in till Monday morning to reboot the Pinkape Exe program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't vex me, fuckwit. It won't end well for you. Tell him you know where lives Baws, that'll shit him up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 I was going to make an amusing quip about Captain Pugwash. Then I looked and realised he didn't have an eyepatch. Then I realised my quip was the least funny thing since Jazz's clip art. So I'm not going to bother. In fact, I don't know why I'm even still typing.........fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 If cunts with an eyepatch really are covering up a hole that's great because you can skull-fuck them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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