Bubba C Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Carol Ann Duffy, is a rug-munching, drivel-spouting Jock who works at Manchester Metropolitan University. If the above wasn't enough for her to be classed one of the U.K's biggest cunts, she is also Britain's Poet Laureate, and for an additional income of about £25-30k p.a, she can pen ditties about 'major' news events. Some of her best work includes 'Achilles', about Beckham's foot, a sonnet about the MP's expenses scandal and 'The Counties' about Royal Mail removing counties from postal addresses. Her most recent work could be her best yet http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-36072091 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Carol Ann Duffy, is a rug-munching, drivel-spouting Jock who works at Manchester Metropolitan University. If the above wasn't enough for her to be classed one of the U.K's biggest cunts, she is also Britain's Poet Laureate, and for an additional income of about £25-30k p.a, she can pen ditties about 'major' news events. Some of her best work includes 'Achilles', about Beckham's foot, a sonnet about the MP's expenses scandal and 'The Counties' about Royal Mail removing counties from postal addresses. Her most recent work could be her best yet http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-36072091 Didn't she pen 'There was a pissed Jock called Baws , whose bell-end was covered in sores....' can't remember the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Didn't she pen 'There was a pissed Jock called Baws, Whose bell-end was covered in sores....' can't remember the rest. He razored the throat, Of that awful cunt Scrote, To a round of tumultuous applause. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: He razored the throat, Of that awful cunt Scrote, To a round of tumultuous applause. That's the one Bawsy . Wasn't very good was it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: That's the one Bawsy . Wasn't very good was it ? It's breakfast time here and I am in the clammy grip of the ultimate margarita hangover from hell. You're fucking lucky I can see the letters on this poxy fucking iPhone, let alone arrange them into any coherent order. Ted Hughes was a cunt, but fair play to him for fucking over Sylvia Plath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's breakfast time here and I am in the clammy grip of the ultimate margarita hangover from hell. You're fucking lucky I can see the letters on this poxy fucking iPhone, let alone arrange them into any coherent order. Ted Hughes was a cunt, but fair play to him for fucking over Sylvia Plath. Yes I know , the Isle of Wight is not know for its margaritas . Got up late then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Yes I know , the Isle of Wight is not know for its margaritas . Got up late then Touché, motherfucker, touché! I'll sort you out when I get back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Whilst it's great to see young love blooming between you two raging benders, could you please keep your flirting off the main forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 I highly doubt that either of them would be capable of any type of sexual relationship bubbles. Scrotes is down to shooting dust, and baws has wrecked himself with buckfast and the "scottish diet". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, scotty said: I highly doubt that either of them would be capable of any type of sexual relationship bubbles. Scrotes is down to shooting dust, and baws has wrecked himself with buckfast and the "scottish diet". His wife knows a thing or two about diets... the scrawny fucking rake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 10 minutes ago, scotty said: I highly doubt that either of them would be capable of any type of sexual relationship bubbles. Scrotes is down to shooting dust, and baws has wrecked himself with buckfast and the "scottish diet". Highly possible, Scotty. However I'm sure with enough cheap viagra and Baws donning a Big Bird fancy dress costume they could overcome that hurdle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 16 minutes ago, scotty said: I highly doubt that either of them would be capable of any type of sexual relationship bubbles. Scrotes is down to shooting dust, and baws has wrecked himself with buckfast and the "scottish diet". Dust would be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 8 minutes ago, Frank said: His wife knows a thing or two about diets... the scrawny fucking rake. Frank you are so fucking vague , are you ill or just pissed ?. Who's wife , mine or Bawsey's. Fuck off anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Frank you are so fucking vague , are you ill or just pissed ?. Who's wife , mine or Bawsey's. Fuck off anyway. Withers, could you clarify if it is the shit French wine, excessive cheese consumption or simply the incessant goose-fucking that has made you as thick as you are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Withers, could you clarify if it is the shit French wine, excessive cheese consumption or simply the incessant goose-fucking that has made you as thick as you are? You stupid Welsh troll , you put up a nom about poetry, which incidentally you know nothing about. Bawsey ( who is holidaying on the Isle of Wight ) and my good French self keep it on thread , despite the Frank interruption, and then you prattle on about good French wine , cheese and fucking geese. Deccs is right about you , he told me in confidence that you really are a thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: You stupid Welsh troll , you put up a nom about poetry, which incidentally you know nothing about. Bawsey ( who is holidaying on the Isle of Wight ) and my good French self keep it on thread , despite the Frank interruption, and then you prattle on about good French wine , cheese and fucking geese. Deccs is right about you , he told me in confidence that you really are a thick cunt. You thick fucking cunt. Where did I nom poetry? I believe Ape was responsible for that generic nom a few weeks back. Whilst it was shite, it was better than some of his previous entries, such as 'headlights' and his wife getting railed by all and sundry in his car and leaving their boot prints on his dashboard. My excellent nom was about the lettuce-licking sweaty-sock who gets paid to churn out pointless shit. So she operates in the same way as you, but makes a living from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 26 minutes ago, Bubbles said: You thick fucking cunt. Where did I nom poetry? I believe Ape was responsible for that generic nom a few weeks back. Whilst it was shite, it was better than some of his previous entries, such as 'headlights' and his wife getting railed by all and sundry in his car and leaving their boot prints on his dashboard. My excellent nom was about the lettuce-licking sweaty-sock who gets paid to churn out pointless shit. So she operates in the same way as you, but makes a living from it. The thing that threw me was the title , you know Poet Laureate. I was expecting you to be telling us how you changed the gear box in your Smartcar and what a cunt it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 40 minutes ago, Bubbles said: You thick fucking cunt. Where did I nom poetry? I believe Ape was responsible for that generic nom a few weeks back. Whilst it was shite, it was better than some of his previous entries, such as 'headlights' and his wife getting railed by all and sundry in his car and leaving their boot prints on his dashboard. My excellent nom was about the lettuce-licking sweaty-sock who gets paid to churn out pointless shit. So she operates in the same way as you, but makes a living from it. Don't concern yourself with what noms I make - concentrate on improving the drivel you post now, Dai. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Dai. I believe your spellchecker is faulty Ape....its Die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Don't concern yourself with what noms I make - concentrate on improving the drivel you post now, Dai. Ape, that was a compliment you silly oaf, back-handed yes, but still a compliment. For the record, I don't believe a thing Punkers says about you and the wife, I have you pegged as more of a Wilkinson's shopper. Now fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 35 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Ape, that was a compliment you silly oaf, back-handed yes, but still a compliment. Am I supposed to be fucking grateful, you soppy cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Am I supposed to be fucking grateful, you soppy cunt? It wouldn't hurt to be nice. Actually scrap that idea sharpish, otherwise Roops or another of the old guard will be along to bore us to fucking tears about how amazing life was before there were any cunts on cunts corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: It wouldn't hurt to be nice. Actually scrap that idea sharpish, otherwise Roops or another of the old guard will be along to bore us to fucking tears about how amazing life was before there were any cunts on cunts corner. Yeah good point - I can't take any more tales of glory days. Now, fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: It wouldn't hurt to be nice. Actually scrap that idea sharpish, otherwise Roops or another of the old guard will be along to bore us to fucking tears about how amazing life was before there were any cunts on cunts corner. I think even they know they are talking bollocks......despite all the whinging and handwringing about the supposed golden years...these cunts still infest this site......staying on the sidelines..tutting disapprovingly, whispering among themselves as they glare at the cunts who they consider common and uncuntworthy. Yet here they remain, remnants of a cunt era that never was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 11 minutes ago, Ape said: Yeah good point - I can't take any more tales of glory days. Now, fuck off. You are more interested in glory holes these days. I know , rest your finger .. fuck off Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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