Frank Posted May 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, JackoTC said: The entire episode is, as always, sheer class. It worries me, however, that we are both 47, both using a Multicig plastic cig, both moderately wealthy, and both the best ones on here. I however, am not balding. Things are not always what the seem, Jackie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Things are not always what the seem, Jackie. Are you exercising just to hear heavy breathing again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 13 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Are you using cherry flavour ? cheesey cock flavour. you couple of benders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 19 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Are you using cherry flavour ? This is the gayest thing that I have ever read on CC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubbles said: Drew, how the fuck do you marespond Imangle what somebh as posted with your spasticated use of the quote function? Are your mobility scooter and Internet-connected device running off the same battery? my phone is pretty much on the limit of its capacities responding to posts and shooting videos of me shagging Mrs Bubba up the shitbox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 35 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: cheesey cock flavour. you couple of benders. 15 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: my phone is pretty much on the limit of its capacities responding to posts and shooting videos of me shagging my brother up the shitbox I'm concerned for you Drew, have you been tested for AIDS recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: The entire episode is, as always, sheer class. It worries me, however, that we are both 47, both using a Multicig plastic cig, both moderately wealthy, and both the best ones on here. I however, am not balding. Plastic cigs.. plastic lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Plastic cigs.. plastic lives. For once I agree with you, Ding. There is nothing more gay than a man smoking a fake cig. Either man the fuck up and smoke the real deal, or grow a fucking spine and quit for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: For once I agree with you, Ding. There is nothing more gay than a man smoking a fake cig. Either man the fuck up and smoke the real deal, or grow a fucking spine and quit for real. This was on my mind for a nom recently, I think I'd seen the umpteenth cunt that day 'smoking' an LED cigarette like they were toking on a 6 skin super-joint. They are unbelievably shit. Surely inhaling fuck knows what chemicals are going to shag your lungs anyway. And if they're full of fuck all, then you're smoking fuck all so fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Hey kids, don't inhale smoke which we know kills you, instead inhale oil vapour that we know fuckall about, and may even kill you worse!!! Yeay!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Plastic cigs.. plastic lives. Thank fuck I moved on to PCP instead of all this vaping bollocks, unlike a certain flying Spanish unicorn I happen to know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 17 hours ago, Frank said: Things are not always what the seem, Jackie. That little girl on the fridge is cute, Frank. What sort of sweeties does she like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That little girl on the fridge is cute, Frank. What sort of sweeties does she like? Err....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 On 3 May 2016 at 10:03 PM, Bubbles said: This was on my mind for a nom recently, I think I'd seen the umpteenth cunt that day 'smoking' an LED cigarette like they were toking on a 6 skin super-joint. They are unbelievably shit. Surely inhaling fuck knows what chemicals are going to shag your lungs anyway. And if they're full of fuck all, then you're smoking fuck all so fuck off. Shut up bubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut up bubble. Fuck off, Frank, you E-Cig imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 22 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: my phone is pretty much on the limit of its capacities responding to posts and shooting videos of me shagging Mrs Bubba up the shitbox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Fuck off, Frank, you E-Cig imbecile. E-Fag, bubbles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: E-Fag, bubbles After a couple of sneaky Peronis in the sun I'll admit that was a sub-standard effort at an alliterative insult. Good work, Quincy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 42 minutes ago, Bubbles said: After a couple of sneaky Peronis in the sun I'll admit that was a sub-standard effort at an alliterative insult. Good work, Quincy. I think it's fair enough- he is a bender, and he is on the Internet . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 Pay no heed to the detractors here, klefto. Jealousy is a terrible thing and some of the semi-literate, talent-resistant, no mark shirt-lifting scat queen cunts here are demonstrably haemorrhaging it out of their forcibly gaped arses. Having a turd-cutter like a ghillie's fucking wader seems to be a badge of honour for a few of them, but fucking plebs like them wouldn't know quality if it came up and kicked them in the fucking ovaries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 On 5/4/2016 at 0:56 AM, Rev said: Pay no heed to the detractors here, klefto. Jealousy is a terrible thing and some of the semi-literate, talent-resistant, no mark shirt-lifting scat queen cunts here are demonstrably haemorrhaging it out of their forcibly gaped arses. Having a turd-cutter like a ghillie's fucking wader seems to be a badge of honour for a few of them, but fucking plebs like them wouldn't know quality if it came up and kicked them in the fucking ovaries. I've set myself up for ridicule here, Rev. On this thread alone I've been called a useless, AIDS ravaged, limp-wristed, e-fagging, bald and fuckwitted off duty waiter. Meanwhile, creepy Baws has honed in on a pic of my daughter stuck to the fridge, whilst others have said that I take it up the shitbox. Naturally I accept all of that.. and you can set me on fire, but I do question my membership when a fellow punter is allowed to suggest that I'd buy a kitchen from Wickes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 On 02/05/2016 at 10:55 PM, Bubbles said: Quality exit, even if you do have the upper-body strength of an AIDS ravaged limp-wristed queen. And your bin doesn't really fit in with the other decor. It would be kinder if somebody cut up this talentless cunt and fitted him into the bin. The sad fucker posted this shit video on Youtube and removed it within 2 hours. Probably to contain the embarrassment to us poor CC members . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 15 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: It would be kinder if somebody cut up this talentless cunt and fitted him into the bin. The sad fucker posted this shit video on Youtube and removed it within 2 hours. Probably to contain the embarrassment to us poor CC members . He should have got better glue for his wig... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: Meanwhile, creepy Baws has honed in on a pic of my daughter stuck to the fridge... So that's your story? I remain to be convinced it's not Maddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: So that's your story? I remain to be convinced it's not Maddie. If that was the case, he wouldn't be so interested in defending the mccanns. Unless this is a hell of a double bluff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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