Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm not well decs. On Friday I'm having C5 & 6 discs removed. According to proper, it's touch and go. Will that make you a spastic ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 On 4 May 2016 at 6:48 PM, Decimus said: I wasn't aware that Proper was a medical man. Is he any good? One of the very best proctologist's in the country. Don't bother with your GP.. PM Proper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 11 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm not well decs. On Friday I'm having C5 & 6 discs removed. According to proper, it's touch and go. Touch and go is shampoo for terminally ill people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 On 4 May 2016 at 6:48 PM, Punkape said: Will that make you a spastic ? Quite possibly, punk. If my style turns sort of 'wiz', you'll know I'm numb from the knees up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 16 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm not well decs. On Friday I'm having C5 & 6 discs removed. According to proper, it's touch and go. well what can we say Frank.....good luck and lets all hope its all "go" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Quite possibly, punk. If my style turns sort of 'wiz', you'll know I'm numb from the knees up. As you're numb from the neck up already, I doubt there'd be much change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 I don't think Jackie will mind as long as you still have a hole in your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 On 4 May 2016 at 7:02 PM, Bubbles said: As you're numb from the neck up already, I doubt there'd be much change. fucking hell, bubble.. a couple of beers and you've gone total ding. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: fucking hell, bubble.. a couple of beers and you've gone total ding. Idiot. fucking hell Bubba.......that's a horrible thing to have said to any cunt here.....I should cunt this Frank turd immediately and cunt him good without mercy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 Just now, Frank said: fucking hell, bubble.. a couple of beers and you've gone total ding. Idiot. I was just keeping warm, no harm intended. I'll sharpen up shortly and hopefully Dung will have logged in for his nightly flogging. I might focus on Drew for a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: fucking hell Bubba.......that's a horrible thing to have said to any cunt here.....I should cunt this Frank turd immediately and cunt him good without mercy. He's dying, I almost pity him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 I honestly hope it is as successful as the other well known C5 fiasco and I don't mean the froggy car manufacturer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 16 minutes ago, Frank said: Quite possibly, punk. If my style turns sort of 'wiz', you'll know I'm numb from the knees up. Look on the bright side, if all goes wrong I will enter you in the invictus games, wheelchair basketball or pickle tennis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: Look on the bright side, if all goes wrong I will enter you in the invictus games, wheelchair basketball or pickle tennis? Whatever pickle tennis is, it sounds alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 (edited) I would advise putting your studio apartment on the market and get yourself a level access bungalow post haste........you know.....just in case. Will you need any strain rails for your khazi? Edited May 4, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps marketing opportunity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 10 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I would advise putting your studio apartment on the market and get yourself a level access bungalow post haste........you know.....just in case. Will you need any strain rails for your khazi? Drew, I'm revising my opinion of you. At first I thought that you were a curmudgeonly old bald cunt, either too obese or too lazy to buy an abode with stairs. That was until I saw a three bed bungalow for sale in caister for 350k. 350k! For a fucking bungalow! You're actually a shrewd cunt, maybe living like a ground dwelling rodent is the way forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: I'm not well decs. On Friday I'm having C5 & 6 discs removed. According to proper, it's touch and go. Are you going to have a few ribs removed too? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: I was just keeping warm, no harm intended. I'll sharpen up shortly and hopefully Dung will have logged in for his nightly flogging. I might focus on Drew for a bit. 1 hour ago, Properkhunt said: Frank, this is all porkies. If you had problems with the said vertebrae, you would have arm weakness. No evidence of this on your video. You can not remove these discs. Replace or fuse. C3. 4 and 5 keep the diaphragm alive. Is your visit to the hospital for men's problems? MWHSWM clinic no doubt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 Anyway back on topic, however briefly, people who say likkle and hospikal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 "I arx you".... "tiefin" Them cunts that make that wierd noise sucking air through their teeth thats supposed to be an insult... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: "I arx you".... "tiefin" Them cunts that make that wierd noise sucking air through their teeth thats supposed to be an insult... This nom is for you, Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: "I arx you".... "tiefin" Them cunts that make that wierd noise sucking air through their teeth thats supposed to be an insult... Ding, stop beating around the bush. What you really want to say is "eeeee by eck, I tell thee, I reeeeet hate black cunts". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding, stop beating around the bush. What you really want to say is "eeeee by eck, I tell thee, I reeeeet hate black cunts". eeeee by eck, I tell thee, I reeeeet hate t'Norfolk cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 22 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: "I arx you".... "tiefin" Them cunts that make that wierd noise sucking air through their teeth thats supposed to be an insult... Congratulations, dung, you've surprised me. I had you pegged as many things; a tedious twat, a humourless idiot, a Yorkshireman, a lecherous pervert, but not a racist cunt. I'm amazed, you've actually managed to go further down in my estimations. Unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 A mate of mine who works for PC World told be that in Wales, the QWERTY keyboard is outsold by a factor of 5 to 1 by the Swansea University invention, the CUNTY keyboard. This enables the Taffy's to type anything in and it automatically turns the message into perfect cuntish. It has a full library of Emoji's showing sheep wearing stockings and suspenders in assorted suggestive positions and sings a song about little saucepans when switched on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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